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Ali, Nick and Cev get together for a bit of a breather before they start on a forthcoming attraction. As to be expected, the sheer breadth of the stuff covered is quite dizzying...
Edited By Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Fragment)" By Peter & Cevin Moore
"Can't catch me, gay thoughts"
Cev, Nick & Ali tour the barren outer worlds for more bargain basement gold that may end up being a pointless idea because they see an all new special edition on the horizon as the show is being recorded.
The guys then kinda get sidetracked and start talking about video games for half the show instead.
Typical.
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Edited by Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore
Sony can suck a cock
Ali, Cev & Nick are joined (almost contractually) by film critic, podcaster and legend in his own lunchtime Anthony Ray Bench.
This time the gang tackle the thorny issue of the sequels.
Things they’ve taken away from this:
Directors cuts that are better than the theatrical.
The Luke Evans Valentines card range.
There can be more than one.
Cev agrees with Nick so much, he begins to doubt his own sanity.
Having kids is never a good thing.
Willem Dafoe’s got a huge talent.
Edited by Cevin Moore
Music “Asteroid (A Fragment)” By Peter & Cevin Moore
Still waiting STILL sucks!
Nick, Ali & Cev get their heads together, play a bit of catching up before getting down to discussing the 2007 Art-House classic Shoot ‘Em Up and what lessons they’ve taken from it:
Never kiss a hooker on the mouth.
Nick’s too pretty for prison.
Ali watches horror. Occasionally.
Cev likes ballet.
Carrots are just propaganda & Physics.
Edited By Cevin Moore
Music “Asteroid (A Diversion)” by Peter & Cevin Moore
Sorry, Nigel
Cev & Ali sit down and talk about what's sadly missing from the collective Film Guff Blu Ray shelf with a lot of help from the Guffians.
The resulting mixed bag of a conversation includes, John Woo, Film 4, The Abyss, The Keep, Jackie Chan, Steven Soderbergh, Twilight Time, Guest House Paradiso, Red Dwarf, Criterion, Gialli, Eureka, Batman, Rob Zombie, The Matrix, Tom Savini, Star Wars, Valhalla Rising, Arrow Video and region coding....
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Music "Asteroid (A Diversion)" By Peter & Cevin MooreEdited By Cevin Moore
Pull your finger out, Jim
The guys have been away for a while in sunny Miami studying the technicalness of drug dealing.
During their time spent deep undercover, Ali and Nick finally get Cev to watch BAD BOYS I & II.
Obviously Call girls, Yorkshire terriers, Driving Miss Daisy, Joe Pants, ice cream vans and muscle cars are bound to crop up.
Edited by Alistair Cornwall
Music “Asteroid (A Fragment)” By Peter & Cevin Moore
“Have you ever REALLY felt your leather?”
In an attempt to beat cabin fever and going stir crazy, Ali, Cev & Nick decided to go live and have people join in the fun.
The original plan was to do around twenty five minutes. It went on for way longer than that.
What you're listening to here is a kind of edited 'highlights' if there is such a thing...
Edited by Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Corruption)" by Peter & Cevin Moore
Nick, Ali & Cev are showing signs of cabin fever, which is odd because Nick isn’t even in lockdown… Draw your own conclusions there, but anyway the guys throw together a note free episode discussing how prescient DEMOLITION MAN (1993) was, considering the whole planet seems to now be in a pandemic lockdown.
Along the way, they take on some far weightier subjects than normal and burgers…
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Edited by Cevin Moore
Music “Asteroid (A Corruption)” by Peter & Cevin Moore
No pants were harmed during the making of this episode.
In a bizarre social experiment, Cev & Ali are joined by Ben & Smokey, better known as the Rated H Podcast to discuss Universal Horror classic "The Invisible Man" (1933).
The results include:
Popular science term "Unfuck himself up"
"I love talking in films"
Bill Clinton
Constabulary Castle
Jizzing over ancestors
"Untouched At Euston" by The Smiths
The Exorcist
Edited By Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Corruption)" by Peter & Cevin Moore
Recorded 23 Mar 2020
RIP Stuart Gordon 24 Mar 2020
It’s time to dive into the bargain bins and see what Nick, Cev & Ali set out to see how much damage they can do to their sanity with a tenner.
Nick finds he has trouble with celestial beings and Cev has trouble counting how many films he’s bought due to Besson related anger issues. Meanwhile Ali just won’t stop singing….
Edited by Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid” (A Diversion) By Peter & Cevin Moore
Party time. Excellent.
With the advent of James Bond getting an eight month delay because of a flu bug, Ali & Cev don their gas masks, sit in their decontamination rooms, get all dewey eyed and post apocalyptic...
Edited by Cevin Moore
Music: "Hello" by John Harrison & Cevin Moore
Killer monkeys.
In this episode, Cev, Ali & Nick are joined by Daniel Reifferscheid - @Reifferschizzle - to discuss the gritty Italian Eurocrime movie Caliber 9 alongside Paul Simon’s rhythms, Hart to Hart, J&B whiskey and the Yorkshire Ripper.
There are spoilers, but this film was released in 1972, not last week...
Edited by Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)” by Peter & Cevin Moore
“Right turn, Clyde”
Two children discuss the Sonic The Hedgehog movie and the finer points of space travel.
There are SPOILERS. Sort of...
Edited By Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Fragment)" By Peter & Cevin Moore
They are the egg men, I Am The Walrus
A new Will Smith film is out, where he is playing himself hunting himself?! Ali is on his own for this one but may be joined by a guest caller in the episode to hear their thoughts about the new film Gemini Man.
Here is the link to our website as mentioned in the show: https://www.filmguff.net/2020/02/17/gemini-man/
Edited By Alistair Cornwall
Music “Asteroid (A Diversion)” By Peter & Cevin Moore
Contact : filmguff.net
@FilmGuff
"Remember, it's not always good to play with yourself!"
This episode marks a little bit of a change and it’s all about you, the lovely Guffian. Ali, Cev & Nick pick their favourite movies from the year of their birth alongside your birth year favourites.
Along the way we learn:
1969 is not a good vintage
1978 is not a good vintage
How to beep the Bostonian
Everyone has a Bond film
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a bit more-ish
Ai & Cev can’t do accents
The Scent Of A Woman is NOT porn
The Film Guff Bingo Drinking Game
Oh my days, fuck me running
Edited by Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid” (A Diversion) By Peter & Cevin Moore
And remember kids, don’t carry knives
In this episode, freelance film writer Nate Roscoe @nutellanate brings one of his favourite hidden gems of his to Film Guff: DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. This feeds the ongoing unhealthy obsession Cev, Ali & Nick have with the movies from the year 1999.
This episode includes:
"Ed Gein’s sexy nipple belt"
“80 jars of hazelnut spread”
“The film version of Grinder”
“Brittany Murphy Fan-club meet up”
“Cev goes deeper Cev”
“The new Rocky film?”
"Trans-Atlantic murder threat"
Edited by Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Diversion)” By Peter & Cevin Moore
I’m a Yankee Doodle Dandy
It's our first Film Guff 'Short' of 2020, and Cev wants to spread the word about a cute, but possibly murderous monkey...
Edit and Music By Cevin Moore
Laura Knight joins Nick & Ali to discuss adventure movies, reading ancient books, Harry Potter's age and THE MUMMY from 1999 along the way.
WARNING: Many names are murdered in this episode.
Edited by Ali Cornwall
Music "Asteroid (A Diversion)" By Peter & Cevin Moore
Contact: @FilmGuff
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Ali & Cev take a bit of a break from talking about movies to discuss the discs they're on instead with their personal favourite releases of 2019.
Watch out for the invisible balls...
Edited By Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Fragment)" By Peter & Cevin Moore
Cev, Nick & Ali attempt to get their heads around THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL which is brought along by Scott Phipps. Results may vary...
Along the way there's the usual expected stuff:
Police Academy Nazi mashup
Russian Germans
94 65 year olds
Dick Van Dyke School Of Accents
Bad Science
Good Dogs
Structural Engineering 101
Edited over 5 months By Cevin Moore
Music: "Asteroid"(A Corruption) By Peter & Cevin Moore
Springtime for Hitlerworld
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