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We all make decisions. This podcast seeks to figure out why we do that. Dan & Drew are your hosts and this is the show and you can hear it with your ears. We'll probably work on a better description later. Or maybe not.
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Please, just call me Father. Mr. Father, is my father.
Terrorists please don't interact.
If only Cain had added a bit more pageantry to murdering Abel, he might have gotten into Heaven after all.
Mystique (Mystique), she's the reason for the word mutant (mutant)!
In a very formal & legally-binding sense, we here at WTNT are not responsible for anything you hear after hitting play for this episode.
Also, it is utter complete garbage, and please don't listen to it. You've been warned.
As an added courtesy, here are some time stamps so you can skip to the part of the podcast you're most interested in:
-Beginning/Formal Apology: 00:00
-Brick Shithouse: 09:57
-Goosebumps Covers: 15:00
-The Actual Podcast Begins: 24:58
-First Apology Within the Show Itself: 29:05
-The Show ACTUALLY Starts for Real This Time: 32:08
IT'S ALWAYS THE SUN
What a married couple do in the privacy of their Podcast-listening room with a Lawyer & Priest present is their business. And they should, under no circumstances, tell us about any of it.
If you only ever learn 1 actual, provable fact from listening to WTNT, we sincerely hope that it's that Revolution X was a real game and Aerosmith were complicit in its creation.
I can't even begin to count the amount of decisions in my life that have been impacted by the story of Job and his Mighty Feet.
Be sure to like, share, and subscribe to keep up-to-date on all the jokes Daniel does while he's at work.
Pepper Ann, Pepper Ann, she's way too much of a loose canon for our brand.
Since recording this episode, a music video has been released for Taylor Swift's "Look What You Made Me Do". Drew would like to update his opinion to also include that he doesn't like the video either.
Just to be clear, the opening bit of this episode absolutely is us insinuating that Phil Collins maliciously stole songs & music written by Satan and passed it off as his own, original work.
Questions discussed:
-Why rear naked choke, Not choke-slam through 2 tables?
-Why the Octagon, Not the Pentagon?
-Why WWE, Not WWJD?
-Why boxing gloves, Not boxing socks?
-Why bullfighting, Not bear knuckle-boxing?
-Why Goldberg, Not Goldblum?
-Why Floyd Mayweather, Not Floyd Juneweather?
-Why clean & jerk, Not clean & nice guy?
-Why the Bushwhackers, Not the Bush Presidents?
-Why body-shaming, Not body slamming?
-Why Summer Slam, Not Fall Fall?
And, of course, our teaser for next episode:
-Why crosswalk, Not cross to bear?
Questions discussed:
-Why MonSOON, Not MonLATER?
-Why Hail, Not Hail Satan?
-Why Precipitation, Not Emancipation Proclamation?
-Why Gucci Mane, Not Weather Vane?
-Why Stormchasers, Not Stormshots?
-Why Tornado, Not Tomato?
-Why Purple Rain, Not Purple Haze?
-Why Rainn, Not Steve?
-Why Weather stripping, Not Weather waitressing?
-Why Whether, Not Which?
And, of course, our teaser for next episode:
-Why Rear Naked Choke, Not Chokeslam Through 2 Tables?
Questions discussed:
-Why Take a Crazy Chance, Not Do a Crazy Dance?
-Why Whitney Houston, Not Eli Whitney, Inventor of the Cotton Gin?
-Why "Survivor" by Destiny's Child, Not Big Brother by CBS?
-Why Shakira, Not Shaquille O'Neal?
-Why'd You have to go and make things so Complicated (ay, yeah), Not see the way you're acting like you're somebody else, getting me frustrated?
-Why Britney Spears, Not Jennifer Swords?
-Why "Oops, I Did it Again", Not "I'm Sorry"?
-Why Taylor Swift, Not take your time so that the suit looks really good?
-Why Katy Perry, Not Matthew Perry's character in the movie Fools Rush In?
-Why did Miley Cyrus stay here, Not move to Antarctica?
-Why Mariah Carey, Not Stephen King's Carrie?
And, of course, our teaser for next episode:
-Why MonSOON, Not MonLater?
Part Two:
-Why Knights of the Round Table, Not 'Night' by Elie Wiesel? (yes, a second time)
-Why murder of crows, Not suicide/natural death of crows?
-Why a rugby team, Not a Rugrats episode?
-Why Dig Dug, Not dugout?
-Why the Spice Girls, Not a spice rack?
-Why the St. Louis Cardinals, Not the St. Louis Popes?
-Why Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers, Not Chippendale dancers?
Questions discussed:
Part One:
-Why the New York Giants, Not actual Giants?
-Why a pack of wolves, Not a pack of baseball cards?
-Why the New York Mets, Not the New York Nets?
-Why the Backstreet Boys, Not the Front Yard Men?
-Why 'no I in team', Not 'teaim'?
-Why DreamWorks, Not teamwork?
-Why Knights of the Round Table, Not 'Night' by Elie Wiesel?
Questions discussed:
-Why croutons, Not bacon bits?
-Why gym membership, Not James membership?
-Why fast food, Not food fasting?
-Why streets, Not treadmills?
-Why eat kale, Not hail the king?
-Why zoodles, Not doodles?
-Why buffets, Not diets?
-Why biceps, Not hetero/homo-ceps?
-Why vegetable roughies, Not fruit smoothies?
-Why diet & exercise, Not clarinet & jazzercise?
And, of course, our teaser for next episode:
-Why the New York Giants, Not actual giants?
Questions discussed:
-Why Hogwarts, Not regular school?
-Why Gandalf the White, Not Gandalf the Red, White, and Blue?
-Why Wands, Not Staffs?
-Why Magic, Not Super-advanced Technology?
-Why Spell Check, Not Spells?
-Why Black Magic, Not Brown/Tan Magic?
-Why Magic, Not Miracles?
-Why Magic Johnson, Not Johnson & Johnson?
-Why the Magic of Child Birth, Not Magic Missle?
And, of course, our teaser for next episode:
-Why Croutons, Not Bacon Bits?
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