The Miami Sports Meltdown

EL BRAZO FUERTE IS BETTER THAN YOUR FAVORITE BAKERY Is there an NBA team visiting Miami with an early Sunday tipoff? Bet against them Chiefs vs Texans John Jolt doesn't let Danny have a cool sticker Papo thinks Josh Allen married Omarosa Lions vs Commanders (Sorry Detroit) John caves and lets Danny have the cool sticker Eagles vs Rams The scam that is Miami Gardens Do dome teams have any actual home field advantage? Bills vs Ravens There's like 30 min of action in a 3 hour football game and so much more!

RasPunk in the house Steve met Messi! The Soundboard is indeed back The 164 songs banned after 9/11 The Dolphins...we'll see. and so much more!

Get the Miami Dolphins outta here Let NFL players get drunk before games, trust me Let Jameis come to Miami, why not Ghosts of Dolphins Coaching Past A New York Minute for the ages Entirely way too much Mets talk A very special announcement Fantasy Football duds Green Bay Packers talk for some reason Mount Rushmore of Christmas Action Movies Wayyyyy too much Beatles talk Steve loves his 80’s music and so much more!!

ART BASEL TRAFFIC HOLDS NO QUARTER The Miami Dolphins bring civic pride to dangerous new lows Is Mike McDaniel too cute for football? A Fake New York Minute Football and Rugby, not the same sport. Danny gets excited for a bet that ends up not cashing Fantasy Football Dan gives us that real talk An Art Basel Google Doc, the most Miami millennial thing And once again the show tries to make degenerate gambling even more appealing

MUUUUUSSTTAAAARRDDDDD John is putting that Liquid Death money to good use The Dolphins are giving us hope again, always a bad thing A scorching hot back up QB take Please don't let Thanksgiving suck Kendrick does it again The Heat starting to Heat up...?...I'm sorry I write these captions very late at night and I'm just trying to get through it Vegan Thanksgiving Tips, why not Keyboard Cat If you play anything other than football on Thanksgiving, fuck you Footy talk with Stevie Fantasy Football Notes Steve doesn't care if he embarrasses you at your wedding and so much more!

HALLOWEEN PARTY AT JOLT RADIO! Batman may or may not have ran through Steve's backyard All The Miami Pro Teams are terrible, enjoy The Miami Marlins are a a ponzi scheme Steve has a rough couple of sports weeks DANNY COMPLETLEY FUCKS UP THE INTRO TO THE SHITTY KNICKS SEGMENT Dolphins lose to a Call Of Duty kid The Achilles snap people were kind of down for Can't be doing Fortnite dances playing defense against a Hail Mary A terrible Chicago accent from Steve National Tight End Day getting us paid Not sure if Danny should've said that word, but does Aphex Twin really scare them? Ohtani, Gambling Legends Baby Momma Basketball Battle! Jimmy Butler got us talkin' coffee Pretty legit Audible commercial and so much more!

THE WORST HOMERUN CALL OF ALL TIME Did Jim Harbaugh poop himself? The Dolphins literally play on a Native American burial site, how are you surprised that they're cursed? Also, probably not a good idea to let a serial rapist be your quarterback Steve admits he hates the Jets "Danny Making Money Baby" Onside kicks should be easier, discuss NBA Fantasy Basketball Draft distracts the hell out of us and so much more!

HURRICANE PARTY IN ALLAPATTAH Miami Dolphins games should be screened in Guantanamo Is it safe to live anywhere?? The LONGEST football Sunday ever A New York Minute from the depths of Steve's soul Music from Las Nubes and so much more!

SOMEONE TEACH TUA TO SLIDE OR SOMETHING The Miami Dolphins are terrible again A recounting of past Super Bowl halftime shows in the only two cities that know how to throw a party, Miami and New Orleans Is Danny actually cursed?? Halloween Party at Jolt Radio! Fantasy Football Knowledge so you can show your tio he doesn't know a damn thing Steve tries once again to rationalize his crippling gambling addiction The greatest Merengue song you've never heard and so much more!

TYREEK HILL CUFFED FOR SPEEDING IRONY IS DEAD We tell you why you should gamble the rent money away Chappell Roan fucks Where the NOLA Artists at?? Danny's at the millennial stage where he's learning about fungi "You cant do that, Carlos from Homestead." Time travel bonanza and so much more!

SAVE FLORIDA'S PARKS FROM RICH PEOPLE Who let Kirk Cousin's have the aux? Shout out to dogs We translate Rata De Dos Patas for all the transplants and Steve Danny tries to shame that Australian break-dancer but Steve isn't having it Tom Brady, Olympic athlete? Steve rants about bad cart etiquette at Publix Boston sports fans are once again terrible and so much more!

WYNWOOD IS DEAD USA BASKETBALL IS NOT If The Heat don't win a championship with Bam was it all a waste? 06 Heat Championship memories Who The Fuck Eats Wheaties?? Fantasy Football Dan hitting us with who NOT to draft this year Our New Segment: De La Verdad De La Verdad! The Brightside Go Full Upstate New York on us The Poboy Shop/Bodega/Dolphins Museum in New Orleans Andre Johnson Getting us Emotional About Miami Brought to you by Strong Work Services, Call/Text 305-202-2062 Plumbing, Furniture Assembly, TV and Art Work Mounting, Light Fixture Replacement, Trash Removal, Moving Services Give David and his team a shout

WORLD CLASS OLYMPIC ATHLETE FUELED BY DIVORCE PROCEEDINGS A woman boxer turns out to be a woman Followed by the hardest pivot imaginable to Transformers Names You've Never Heard Of A very strong George Lucas impression by Steve Top 10 Running Backs you're drafting in Fantasy Football YOU CANT PLAY BARENAKED LADIES AT THE THAI PLACE We say goodbye to TNT's Inside The NBA and welcome back TNT's original purpose, re-runs of The Mummy starring Brendan Fraser Steven's Premiere League preview and predictions Cocktail Of The Week, Blind Ranking Video Games and more!! Brought to you by Strong Work Services, Call/Text 305-202-2062 Plumbing, Furniture Assembly, TV and Art Work Mounting, Light Fixture Replacement, Trash Removal, Moving Services Give David and his team a shout

STEVE BRINGS HIS 4 YEAR OLD INTO THE STUDIO And she is by far the most talented person to ever be on this show How many chugga-chuggas do you do before the train sound? Why is Chad Kroger all over the Spiderman 1 Soundtrack? Divorce Rock and its affects Why are the Olympics so boring, Danny's Top 5 Favorite TV shows and everyone's favorite game of "Don't Cuss In Front Of The Baby"

A TOUGH WEEKEND FOR EVENT SECURITY We chat about the Copa America and Euro Cup finals and Miami being a national embarrassment, we did it again baby! No one is watching baseball, we gotta get em back on the juice. Opa-locka-Hialeah Flea Market theme song, that is all. Angel Reese is not going to fly you out to smash You get Steve's Top 5 TV Shows of all time AND a New York Minute, you lucky devils. We wrap up with Publix talk, naturally

NFL Fantasy Football Draft in July?? Yep, its as exciting as it sounds. Truly the best use of the medium. We give you the best gambling advice there is, bet on baseball being boring. Can an NBA player play in the NFL? Steve joins us to talk about Only In Dade putting deli people from Publix on the spot, shares a New York Minute and some futbol updates. We finish with some Miami Heat talk. D.D. and Papo in studio AND SO MUCH MORE WE'RE LEGALLY NOT ALLOWED TO PREVIEW IT

Danny Muela and Steve Price come back from retirement, just in time for everyone to be sick of podcasts but that's too bad because its THE MIAMI SPORTS MELTDOWN Broadcasting live from Jolt Radio in Allapattah, FL, staving off the capitalist, developer driven hell that is Wynwood, we bring you musings on local culture, sports, drivel and so much more that I can't name now for fear of spoiling a carefully crafted storyline that may or may not actually exist. Subscribe, don't be an asshole

Big win for the heat as Muela sits in with us bragging bout New Orleans with Pretty Boy Flacko and El Guapo Tigre.

Miami stays winning, new big 3, a walking mural, and shrimp bits!

Is it really cheating? Is it really brutality? Are the Heat really THAT good? Who gave Dion that gummy? Can we be sure of anything in sports?