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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman lights husband's house on fire to rekindle their relationship. Florida detective reprimanded after farting into a colleague's face at the precinct. Florida circuit judge in trouble after asking a black defendant if he ever chopped cotton. Floridaman drunk drives through airport gate, onto the runway, then attempts to take two planes.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
Oldest animal in the world is still alive following Crypto death hoax. Bob Marley's dreadlock to be sold at auction. Scientists created 5 psychedelic drugs from single tobacco plant.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
$167million lottery winner arrested for robbing a home in Kentucky. California chocolate being recalled for being spiked with Viagra. County locks their mayors inside escape rooms to raise money for hunger.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
Mother slept with twin brothers and can't tell who her child's father is. Mayonnaise has now been classified as a musical instrument by researchers. World's largest vampire theme park planned for Romania. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
12 tons of KitKat candy bars were stolen in a big chocolate heist. Nearly 200 sailors were caught doing hard drugs on British nuclear submarines. Man with customized bong built into his truck's dashboard arrested for 98th time. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman has his Rolex watch stolen by a Florida woman with "Dream Gril" neck tattoo. Florida woman named "Candy Land" was sentenced for selling drug infused candy to kids. Florida woman urinated on and destroyed thousands of dollars worth of furniture and appliances in multiple Airbnb's. Florida woman punched a Costco customer and then met an axe.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
Professor in India proposed to student in middle of class and then received a beat down by students on campus. Lion King composer sues comedian/podcaster for $26million for mis-translating the lyrics. Philadelphia airport the record for the world's longest cheeeteak.
Man arrested and sentenced 6 years for breaking into a home and sucking on a woman's toes. Scientists discover the age children become cunning little liars. Boner Bear Honey, the gas station erectile dysfunction syrup has been recalled for dangerous ingredients. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
Russian woman who don't want children will be sent to the Government Psychologist. A quadruple amputee and professional cornhole player shot a man while driving. Doctors say we may be able to grow new teeth by 2030.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
Sharks in Bahamas filled with cocaine, painkillers and caffeine. Barbie Dolls contaminated with fentanyl in Missouri. Father and son are banned from donating sperm after fathering over 600 children in Canada. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman seals $600k worth of potatoes. Florida woman refuses to leave her hospital bed for 5 months despite being discharged. Florida woman sues after coworker says she smells like the Middle East. Floridaman can still marry his cousin after marriage ban fails to pass.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
Thief used Google Translate to rob a restaurant. In a town in France, Hittler is running against Zielinksi for mayor. Would you try the newest kind of yoga, snake yoga?Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
New technology allows plastic surgeons to inject you with the fat of dead people. The bear on the Bernese coat of arms gets to keep it's little red penis. New research shows 19million Americans have seriously thought about shooting somebody.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
Pot smoking linked to bigger brains and better cognitive functions later in life. German tourist sues a NYC taco restaurant for salsa that is too spicy. Deaf woman removed from Frontier Airlines flight for not listening. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
Man in Japan fell into a hole with a bear inside. Marathon runners are churning butter as they run. Kickboxer pulls a car using just his testicles.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman prisoner snuck away from jail work duties to have sex in a porta potty. Drunk butt-tattoo'd Florida lady gives police Q-tips when asked for driver's license. Floridaman cop stalked and pulled over an actress just to flirt with her. Florida sheriff claims no, a Floridaman was not kidnapped by dolphins and forced to build an underwater city for them.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
Chinese man caught smuggling 2,000 queen ants via Kenya. Girlscouts realize teaming up with a weed dispensary equals cookie sales. Canadian officials rescue 23 ice fisherman on a drifting ice sheet that broke away from shore. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
Irish woman awarded damages after her boss repeatedly yelled, "Potato" at her. "Literally Anyone Else" runs for mayor of a Texas town. Braindead woman comes back to life when her ambulance hits a pothole in India. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
In-sauna testical covers are being banned in Japan. Tourist arrested after kidnapping and torturing a flamingo at The Flamingo in Las Vegas. Police warn there are corcodiles everywhere after major flooding in Australia.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman uses taco seasoning packets to steal Pokemon cards worth thousands. Florida woman with no right hand is ticketed for driving with her phone in her right hand. Floridaman used drug money to buy an ice cream truck for the kids. Floridaman and NASCAR fan threw cremated ashes onto the racetrack during a race.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
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Jonesy does NOT disappoint...and always comes prepared to soothe (AND surprise!) your earholes with wildly entertaining, random- albiet, sometimes -useless knowledge niblets... I mean who tf doesn't love a good conversation starter??!? (a miserable f*%k, THATS WHO)
for recording in a closet this podcast is fire!!!🔥🔥🔥
Hey Jonsey! Love the show and the wierd shit that you report about that I actually believe happens on planet earth. keep doin what your doin in the closet. by the way pass some herb my way, always to the left lol. Sincerely, Rodney Laws
I'm SOOO glad I came across your pod cast! I love it! I look forward to listening every week, totally entertaining and interesting. Keep up the good work! ☺️
You can buy Krill at Petsmart.. lol.
I wonder how many times drunk sex happens on planes? Lots I suppose! Maybe drunk boxing on planes? That I would pay to see! 😂😂
Jonesy, 420 hippie, loving weird AF News. You friggin Rock! ♡ Love you!
Nothing makes my day like a #ShoutOut from @funnyjones on one of my favorite #podcasts, Weird AF News! Check it out! 🔥😎🔥
Damn, Jonsey- that woman was probably homeless and depressed AF. Maybe she wanted drugs or maybe she was just hungry on the streets
Love you Jonesy I'm a critic from Kenya,Africa
Hooray for Florida Fridays!!!
hey Jonesy, I used to go to a bar where we shot at the dartboard with pistols. this is BobbyRay. catch ya later.
Seppuku, I believe, is killing yourself by cutting out your organs with a sword.
Yay I have gotten the wierd people to notice me! I am Will!
Hey Jonsey!!! it's Ryut! pronounced riot btw! I've been listening for a good while....march mabey? Anywho...this I think has been my favorite cast this far! I loved hearing you talk about "Ma" and hugging a tree and DUH! they should be able to sue someone for the blatant waste of their formitave years. keep it weird! RYUT
I love Weird AF News!!!
Favorite Podcast! So funny!
love your podcasts! I look forward to them every week 💞❤