99 Problems

Similar to capitalism, patriarchy is bad for everybody and we're here to complain about it. And yes, we are taking a break for the holidays.

This week we are angry about indirect communication, aren't you?

This week your petty friends are back to complain about liars and the truth comes out that they themselves are horrid liars. Tune in find out if all liars are trash.

Abolish food delivery services... & capitalism.

Piss poor planning promotes piss poor performance & we are tired of dealing with y'all.

This week we're back to complain about how streaming services of all types are greedy scammers.

We're back and we are still angry about everything. We've spent the last three months collecting all of our grievances to air for another season of pettiness & frustration. Tune in to find out how we're all getting scammed by car insurance companies.

It's 80 degrees outside and this bitch still got her heater on.

Is our presence not a present? It is, and if you disagree we'll just put you and our friendship in a box.

Weddings suck, but you don't have to.

We're back to complain about horrible bosses & people in leadership positions, and all of their horrible qualities.

Find out which artists names we hate and can't read, and why Flash Flood & Riptide are promoting use of crack cocaine.

In this episode, the trio is reunited to talk about all the small things that they hate - their petty problems, if you will.

Tune in to hear Riptide & Flash Flood complain about why they don't think they should pay taxes (the IRS is gonna come for us now).

Group trips are trash, executive functioning is hard, and don't invite my baby daddy's friend to my going away party.

In the season finale of 99 Problems (seasons finale?! We just got here!) the three co-hosts have 99 problems and concert ticket prices are one of them. Tune in to lament with us and see what other complaints we slip into this episode

This week we are tired of random people following us on social media. Tune in to find out why and to hear some messy listener letters. Also, we didn't say it on air but we're taking next week off because some people enjoy watching the super bowl or whatever. Talk to you soon!

Disclaimer: Flash Flood is a lover and supporter of cats, but anyone with a brain can see that cats are a problem to all. If you disagree, tune in to find out why - or send us some hate mail.

This week in 99 Problems, the villain squad has returned to complain about siblings. Turns out we might actually have a patriarchy issue and not a sibling problem, judging by a list we read through Buzzfeed, but we tried to make it through regardless. Rage gives some really good petty advice to one of our listeners and you'll have to listen to find out. Disclaimer: if Riptide's sound is low quality, it's because she was doing some low-quality things and didn't have access to a microphone.

This week we are angry about tig ol' bitties, and you should be too. Tune in to hear some positivity, negativity, and petty problems. If our sound is off (after about the 35 minute mark), it's because zencastr recording platform is one of our 99 Problems & they booted Rage out of the recording session.