A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction

The Harbingers of Calamity reunite to celebrate the life of a friend. Until some. Thing. Happens. This episode is dedicated to Gary Gygax. This episode was written by Adam Baugher, Ian McGowan, William Mead, Todd Roth, and Daniel Williams. The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by theRead More

A second reunion. A first battle. The group explores a strange new world and tests their mettle. Jason reveals he hates Dungeons and Dragons. This episode is dedicated to the Light of the Seven. This episode was written by Adam Baugher, Ian McGowan, William Mead, Todd Roth, and Daniel Williams. The main theme was composedRead More

A glimmer of hope as the group returns from whence they came.  A new quest, new allies, and new revelations abound.  This episode is dedicated to William T. Riker. This episode was crafted with love by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams. The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performedRead More

THE FUTURE IS NOW.  IN A WORLD WHERE RIDICULOUS STEREOTYPES BASED ON NATIONALITY GO UNNOTICED CAN OUR HEROES BEAT THE CLOCK, GET THE GIRL, AND SAVE THE DAY?  This episode is dedicated to all of the fallen replicants.  Never forget. This episode was painstakingly assembled by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams. The main theme wasRead More

There’s a familiar hum in the air. Is it love that our group is feelin’? Nah, it’s death, destruction, and mayhem. The coffee is pretty good here though. This episode is dedicated to Burt Reynolds. This episode was etched in to the cultural zeitgeist by Adam Baugher and Todd Roth. The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan andRead More

The curtain gets pulled back. The wizard is met, and he’s kind of an asshole.  Intergalactic politics hasn’t been this exciting since The Phantom Menace! This episode is dedicated to Kal-El. This episode was spewed forth from the minds of Adam Baugher, William Mead, and Todd Roth. The main theme was composed by Ian McGowanRead More

The past becomes the present and the future is now (again)! Quickly mourn two more fallen comrades, but don’t take too long! There be booty to plunder! This episode is dedicated to the Truffle Shuffle. This episode took the collected efforts of Adam Baugher, Ian McGowan, William Mead, Todd Roth, and Daniel Williams to write.Read More

Huzzah! New character back-story! Jealousy and confusion! Mutants? This episode has it all! Ted demands trial by combat, but who will be his champion? Spoilers- nobody! This episode is dedicated to all the single ladies on Themyscira. This episode was hastily typed up by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams. Our most badass theme yet was arrangedRead More

Ugh, GEARS. Illness. A shocking twist! You wouldn’t be less of a man for tearing up a little by the end. This episode is dedicated to twisty-mustachioed hipsters the world over. Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams wielded mighty pens to force this episode into existence. The latest version of our theme was arranged and performedRead More

It’s lonely out in space, but a reunion will set things right. Before that though – Fear! Terror! Water mammals? Things are getting weird, kids. Our group struggles to survive while Jon struggles to get that song out of his head. This episode is dedicated to Wilford Brimley’s mustache. This episode was factory assembled andRead More

The mission was simple enough – Get. The. Thing. And they did! Time for some side quests, y’all! The group is finally whole again, and damn it, there’d better not be any more shake-ups! This episode is dedicated to underappreciated fanfic writers the world over.
 Adam Baugher, William Mead, and Todd Roth all held hands and wished this episode into existence.Read More

The season comes to a close.  Everything Jon’s been working towards comes to fruition.  Sort of…  Space battles, monsters, and an epic showdown!  New alliances are formed!  This episode has it all, including the return of your favorite character and mine, What’shisname!  This episode is dedicated to you, listeners.  Hold on to your butts! ThisRead More

Episode 1.5.1 – Totes Legit Shortly after the oddly alluring Baron Von Wasteland rescues Dylan and Melissa, Dylbro hatches a plan to help BVW go legit. Business legit. This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Zach Minute acts as our narrator. All writing, recording,Read More

Episode 1.5.2 – New ‘Do After a long night of boozing Melissa decides it’s time for a haircut! This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Dave Goddard plays the part of the Alien Customer, and Zach Minute acts as our narrator. All writing, recording,Read More

Episode 1.5.3 – Sea Men The group plans a fishing trip! Meanwhile, Melissa has a heart to heart with a fellow crewman. Spoilers – He sucks. This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Adam Baugher expertly reprises the role of James O’Douls, and ZachRead More

Episode 1.5.4 – The Good, The Bad and The Weird Balls Dylan has a hard time finding privacy in the Menagerie. The Baron plans a rescue mission. We finally find out what happened to that sumbitch dog from season 1, episode 3. This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron,Read More

Episode 1.5.5 – Hold Me Closer Tiny Dylan Dylan learns a hard truth. The Baron and Melissa complete a revolutionary new device. Disappointment and confusion ensue! This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Todd Roth and Daniel Williams “act” as Dino-Reps 1 and 2,Read More

The Harbingers are trapped pretty much where we left them last season. Alliances are formed, broken, and re-formed differently. An old ally comes to the rescue, and then promptly screws everyone over. Also- A TERRIFYING NEW VILLAIN! WHO IS ALSO A TOTAL JERK! Episode 2.1, “Slaver’s Bay”, was written, voiced, and recorded by the usualRead More

The Harbingers let Jon outta their sight for ONE SECOND, and he up and gets himself sold into slavery… again.  The gang’s gotta find Grumps, but in their typical fashion they find themselves in the highest of jinx.  The Baron rights a wrong. Episode 2.2, “Technosaurus Rex”, was written, voiced, and recorded using an unholyRead More

The hunt for Wakojon Vorick continues… at the edge of a black hole!  The Harbingers find ol’ Grumblebuns, but convincing him to rejoin the group is harder than they thought.  Jon finds a new passion in the timeless art of journaling. Episode 2.3, “Ghost Ship in Space”, was written, voiced, and recorded in an abandonedRead More