A Constant State Of Annoyance Podcast

Episode Notes I begin this episode talking about the serious threat of a 14 year old on Call of Duty saying that he is going to court your mom. I discuss how assaulting people based on their race is terribly wrong but assaulting people based on their blood type or by having handle bar mustaches is virtuous. Finally I dissect how annoying and infuriating the song Lonely by Justin Bieber. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on TikTok: @georgeblahahaha Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes Things between me and the podcast have been tense lately which is why the episode is late. I explain why the podcast doesn't make me feel like the way it use to make me feel and how I intend to fix it. I also talk about the daunting task of finding an apartment in a short time spam. My apartment hunting has brought me to the dirty waters of craigslist and I show you guys one of the wildest ads I've ever seen. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on TikTok: @georgeblahahaha Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes Before hopping on the pod I took a big hard look at the current state of my hair line, which is why I start out talking about how it's Chinas fault that I'm going bald. In this episode I explain my obsession with procreating with a 6 foot Guatemalan women with high IQ. I discuss my new business idea and how I want to get ahead of the curb in renting out sex robots to the masses. Finally I talk about my new job in Virginia. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on TikTok: @georgeblahahaha Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes In this episode I talk about my fail safe "dating app strategy". I rant about not having the libido to find your dumb little bio on Bumble charming and how most bio's are the same. After my recent uneventful break up I talk about how I will never let myself date a level headed woman that won't produce topics of conversation for the podcast. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on TikTok: @georgeblahahaha Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes "Are you suppose to clean your mattress?" is the terrifying thought that I had while brushing my teeth and realizing that I've NEVER done any sort of maintenance to my mattress. In this podcast I discuss if it's nastier to make love in your bed or in the bed of your lover. I talk about how traumatizing it would be to be one with the universe and experience the bacteria crawl on your skin. Finally I rant about the Lola Bunny craze and how people need to stop crying about a bunny not having whooping big breast in a movie that's clearly a cash grab. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on TikTok: @georgeblahahaha Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes I'm here in Virginia striking back against the colonist, spreading the Puerto Rican variant of Corona. In this episode I list the extra side effects of the new deadly Boricua stain of COVID. I've been in Virginia looking for a job and I've noticed how annoying the new pre-employment screening process is, it's so frustrating that it's bred a fresh new hatred for anybody working in HR. I explain how everybody in HR is a loser that never followed their dreams and how they are the last people that should be screening out new candidates for companies. Finally I give my opinion on pro mask propaganda and showcase my own little pro mask PSA to help get the message across. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on TikTok: @georgeblahahaha Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes I'm so tired of employers asking for my urine without taking me out to dinner first. In this episode I talk about how employers bathe in their employees urine so our pheromones subconsciously makes us trust them and unable to betray them. I also look up what drugs stay in your system the longest so you can know when is the right time to hit that crack pipe before a job interview. Since I've been on the market hunting for a juicy minimum wage slave opening to sink my teeth in and rant about on the pod I've been keeping my body "federally clean" and staying away from all vices...except porn. Finally I rant about Japanese porn and how they blur out the genitals to boost their tourism. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on TikTok: @georgeblahahaha Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes So Logan Paul has decided to move to PR to evade taxes(as anybody with money should do) and Puerto Rican twitter has been running rampant with nonsensical BS. In this episode I talk about the hypocrisy of Puerto Ricans and how Logan Paul actually helps our cause. I explain the weird relationship that Puerto Rico has with the US and how that's the reason why people are so angry. Finally I talk about how divisive twitter can be and how it gets in the way of us truly getting together and helping each other out in impactful ways. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on TikTok: @georgeblahahaha Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes In this episode I rant about the most irritating aspects of Valentines Day. I rant about the dumb go to items that people gift each other and how its all meaningless stuff that simply gets burned up in the breakup. I talk about the difficulty of purchasing balloons and how gifting balloons to an adult always feels ridiculous. Valentines day is a marketing tool where men are forced to give their significant other gifts if they don't want to feel the wrath female FOMO. Finally I discuss the darkness behind gifting an expensive gift for Valentines Day if you aren't in a relationship with them. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on TikTok: @georgeblahahaha Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes The weight of 2020 has finally hit me and it's thrown me into complete existentialism. Being stuck in my house for a whole year has truly made me forget who I am and what I enjoy doing. To cope with these feeling I have turned to the dark and forbidden pleasures of eating butt. For a whole year I was overly cautious of bacteria and germs, but now I've broken free of that repression and decided to swan dive into a bacteria metropolis. In this episode of the podcast I talk about how you should prepare before munching on that crack and how I like my crack seasoned. I also discuss what aspect of 2020 has been truly messing with me emotionally. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on TikTok: @georgeblahahaha Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes There is only one way to spice up your weeks during COVID and that is by loitering at the mall. I use to enjoy going to the mall and could people watch for hours, but masks have definitely ruined one of my favorite past times. In this episode I rant about mall cops and how they are being used in the mall now. I also talk about the unspoken detrimental effects of wearing a mask while eating Fuyuns. Finally I talk about how beauty doesn't last forever and that's ok. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes There is nothing that makes me happier than losing myself in hypothetical situations. It just feels so nice to completely peel off my perception of the world and sit in the consciousness(or what I assume is their consciousness) of somebody else. In this episode I talk about being the doctor who created COVID-19 and how he should stop celebrating and get back to creating new horrors to unleash upon this planet. I also talk about being a billionaire and if I was going to chemically castrate a high percentage of the population to "save the world" how I would do it. Finally I imagine how messed up it would be to finally achieve spiritual enlightenment but while still being a nymphomaniac. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes Welp I finally did it, I quit my job. In this episode I talk about the contrast of how miserable I felt working at Starbucks but how happy people were when I handed them their daily dose of poising. I discuss how much marketing influences peoples choices and how we LOVE to get brainwashed. If you are ever planning to work at Starbucks don't, it's slave labor and unlike Burger King you are forced to put a smile on your face at ALL TIMES. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes Are you bored with music lately and don't know what to listen to anymore? I was in the same place until I fell into the Russian Post-Punk rabbit hole. In this episode I talk about how I don't know what the Russians in those songs are saying but that's why I like it, because it gives me room for my own interpretation. Who would you rather make love to: Xi Jinping, Vladimir Putin or Donald Trump? I ponder on this question for a little bit too long and I discuss how it's a shame that the world is ruled by the ugly. Finally I talk about 3 Kings Day and how Puerto Ricans have the best holiday season. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes 2020 is down to it's final days and my hopes are terribly down. In this episode I wonder if it's really worth it making a resolutions this year. I also discuss how to make money if you blow off all your fingers using fireworks this news years. I'm seriously afraid of stray bullets and I discuss how my mother implanted that fear in me. Finally I talk about what I'm planning to put in my resolution if I make one. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes CHRISTMAS IS FINALLY HERE. In this episode I talk about how I'm trying to brain wash my self in believe that everyday "Is The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" and why I'm doing it. I also talk about Jesus(since his birthday is in 2 days) and why Jesus needs a brother named Bob Christ or a son to get more people interested in Christianity again. The Catholic god has always bothered me and in this episode I explain why. I discuss the need for a new new testament, we need modern day miracles to get more people in churches(regardless if the miracles are real or manufactured). Finally I talk about how I use Christmas to celebrate Joseph for having the patience and strength of not stoning Mary to death after getting randomly pregnant during biblical times. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Follow George Blaha on Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes This year has sucked so hard that I've barely acknowledged that Christmas is less than 10 day away. I'm trying to force the Christmas spirt but if I'm honest I'm just not there. In this episode I talk about the true reason why the Christmas spirit hasn't hit me yet and how not shopping in person during Black Friday is probably the main reason for my holiday blues. I rant about mistletoes and how the tradition of kissing under it has to definitely breed a holiday stereotype of a pervert that stands purposely stands under a mistletoe to get some lip action. Finally I talk about the true reason why suicides are so high during the holiday season. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes Whenever you study a historical event in class, most of the time it's a grave tragedy that sticks out from all the other event's in time. That's what I say to every dumdum that thinks that living through "Historical Times" is a good thing. In this episode I rant about my birthday and how my boomer mom has a weird and annoying dynamic when it comes to taking pictures. I also talk about the anatomy of the smart phone of a boomer and why taking pictures means nothing anymore. Finally I rant about how this is the time in history where I've consumed the most amount of adds and why commercials are more uncomfortable than when a homeless person bangs his cup on your car window while you are waiting for the light to change. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes It's 2 days till my birthday and I always get overly ponderous about life during this time. In this episode I ponder about the sanctity of life and when does life really begin, out of the womb, when you finally become conscious or in the balls? I talk about how grateful I am for the life I've lived and how lucky I am to grow up in a place where high internet speed were impossible to get. I truly believe that is the reason why I'm not an incel, I mean I always wanted to lose my self into MMORPG's but never had the internet speed to do so I guess that saved me from being a socially awkward mess. Finally I talk about the therapeutic properties of conspiracy podcasts and how it's been helping me throughout the quarantine. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co

Episode Notes The Bush administration was the first to pardon a turkey, since then presidents have kept this dumb tradition alive to current day. But this year is unlike any other year, people are dying, the economy is semi closed, a lot of people have lost their jobs and are struggling to keep up with rent, meanwhile the president is waving his hand over a turkey sparing it from Guantanamo bay. In this episode I go on a full on rant about the the turkey pardoning and I rant about why turkeys are useless birds that shouldn't be forgiven. Follow the Podcast on Facebook: here Follow the Podcast on Instagram: @acsoapodcast Follow George Blaha on Instagram: @george_blaha Twiter: @gblahacomedy Find out more at https://a-constant-state-of-annoyance.pinecast.co