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We finally have our first boy on the podcast! You’ve heard all about him this season and now you get to hear from him. Topics covered include (but not limited to) the L word, other girls, and STDs... and that’s a wrap on Season 2!
But actually... the girls re-cap their LDW and realize how boring their lives are going to be if they are no longer single and dating... but is it worth it? Also, we talk about a phone hack that just might be life-changing if you have #trustissues.
On today's episode, a brand new guest joins us in the studio to discuss how the 'perfect fiancé' can become the ultimate 'New Year's Cheater'. And once a couple breaks-up, who keeps the friends? Stay tuned for some hot news about Lobster Merch!
On today's episode, we talk about guys that want to 'give you the world' but can't pay you back because they spent their month's allowance at a strip club. Also, we talk about the charm of gamers and is constantly looking for red flags a red flag???
Are you on team organic dating or team online dating? On this episode, we sit down with two serial daters to help us figure out what's the best strategy... The stories today also include a first date in the E.R. with a nerd and how an obsessed famous basketball player derailed a 'good Muslim girl' into a girl-on-girl make-out session.
We welcome our first ever caller - and what a riot she is! On this episode, we discover what happens when two girls start talking about giving head and twerking on a boat with a dude who's had sex with 100 people! Our caller shares stories that will make you fall off your chair, involving "throuples", her worst sex and dating stories...and the time police came knocking at her door.
On our last episode, we promised we'd update you on the DATE OF THE YEAR, so here we go... Our home girl got herself on a date that was got pretty close to a full episode of 'The Bachelorette' and now, our starting player needs to prove his feelings! Should he be in the Podcast for a chance to explain himself? Is our single girl finally ready for a relationship?
HOT updates on our dating life! Our 'field player' is taking things very publicly and finally feels what it's like to be talked about on a podcast! We'll find out if she's marriage material... or if the guy she likes thinks she is.
Some of us are struggling with the rules of cheating, dating before dating, and exclusivity so we need YOU to weight in on the debate. Do you have players on the bench or multiple starters on the field? How about the grey lines of commitment and dating: would you tell a girl her husband is cheating on her? Oh and can you share your period calendar?
My oh, my... Just a PSA warning that this episode gets a tad wild y'all: the gang discusses how skiing can get a 'good Christian Girl' hooked into a long-term relationship, how a ferry boat set an international date on a downhill trip...and we'll introduce you to this ridiculous new drinking game that we're all addicted to. P.S.: We delve into penis types and missing fingers - you can't miss this episode!
It's been too long but we're back y'all! Season 2 is giving you lots of changes in relationships and goal-diggers. We'll tell you first hand what happens on the Bachelor's casting and real-life quid pro quo- is it wrong to exchange kisses for free steak?
On this episode we talk about trust issues, co-workers who volunteer to snort coke and how to successfully turn an entire Dallas Police Station into a Dr. Phil's show.
Our serial dater got into trouble again...no surprise here. Now, given that we're getting into dramatic stuff, we thought that would be relevant to host our first reality TV celeb: queue Shark/Dolphin Girl, Queen of Hoop Nation Alexis Waters. Alexis really spills the beans about the show, and how her dad has a crush on Ben Higgins.
On this episode, we talk stage 5 clingers; when it’s time to say goodbye to a long term relationship & people having sex in front of other people.
We delve into the Blue and Pink Jobs debacle; discuss double standards, give you some hot tips for sexting...
Our very first guest sits down in the studio with us (accompanied by a glass of wine, of course...), to reveal her mad Bumble skills, crazy dating stories, and to give us some tips on how to maximize the 'Lobster' experience. Also, not everyone is drinking in this episode because...well, tune in to find out!
Does anyone else feel like the 'Let Down Process' is such a drag? 'Cuz some of us just lean in when it feels uncomfortable...while others feel like we need to apologize as women...
When do you start inviting your dating to Holiday Parties, or posting them on social media? Also, f*** the pumpkin patch pictures?
TMI during First Dates... Should you reveal the 'crazy' as soon as you meet, by setting REAL expectations... or should you just play nice? The debate is on! As always, we highly encourage you to send us your DM's :)
How can anyone successfully keep up with 36 ongoing conversations on Bumble? You may want to try running your Love life like a Business...cue up a pipeline system.





ok. Thought I should add some feedback. First: not that I'm defending it because I think cumming in a girl's eye is bloody stupid and umm.. no thanks, not a turn on but spunk IS sterile. It has to be, since it's really meant to go in your vagina not your eye. So, it probably won't give you an infection unless the guy already has an STD. Second: I definitely do not want a woman sucking my cock whilst I take a shit. Ewe... that is the single most disgusting thing I've heard this year. Quick question: WHY??? And yep, you'll probably get an infection. Third: not really thinking I need a girl to steer my cock anytime soon. So, a bit weird. Oh babe, would you hold my dick whilst I take this call. 🤪 Fourth: I don't mind a bit of piss. So long as both consent. I remember once when I pissed into this girl's mouth and she swallowed it. Again, pee is sterile and I'd drink lots of water. ( I can here you saying, so that's alright then, well yeah, it was ;) Then, she swallowed