(John is upset that the first phrase in the title can’t be Captain Underpants, but the conceit of this title thing is that it is three alliterative words and I have kept that for nearly 150 episodes and no pleading of my child could possibly get me to change it). We are back from hiatus and may go on one again, so enjoy this surprise episode! Mini
John insists that I say “Meantrial” instead of “Meanwhile” when I am reading books to him.
You haven’t listened to this, you haven’t had the chance, and it’s not because I am the Ambassador to France
We’re all hear to cheer in the New Year! Enjoy hearing from each member of the fam on this 2021 episode!
Sorry for the long drought. We are back to talk, to make you laugh, and not to review the latest in music and entertainment.
When I go out I play in the street I get hit by cars I make mashed potatoes I get hit by cars!
Do you wonder, how bad does an episode have to be to become a lost episode? Weeeeeeeelllll.... this episode may answer your question. Or it may not. It doesn’t matter what I write here. No one reads it. I could just reproduce the text of a subpar episode of the radio drama The Shadow and no one would realize what evil lurks in their hearts unless they listened to the song referenced in the episode.
I won’t bury the lede - our neighbor’s dog barks and distracts Diane in this episode. It is totally unrelated to anything else that happens in this episode and once again, you don’t care because no one reads my show notes, not even Diane to whom I will give five kisses if she reads this. Note, these kisses are redeemable only by her.
Maybe we have not slept as much as we would like to have, but all I have to say is John Adams, you...
Ok, so, Magenta is a completely inaccurate third word for this title, but since that is the conceit and it is eleven thirty, and no one actually reads these, I can do whatever I want. Just like a lion in winter. Or Shakespeare.
I am absolutely confident that no one reads this, so now, I am going to quote the theme song from the PBS show, Word Girl. Word up, it’s word girl. From the planet lexicon, watch out villains here she comes! AND THIS RELATES TO THE EPISODE! And so does the fact that he owes his nick name to an Applebee’s name tag missing an E.