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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Author: Tom Vann and Dan Dennis

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Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?"

If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)
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SHOW #550 - FLATBED SANTA

SHOW #550 - FLATBED SANTA

2019-12-0602:17:28

Hey there, gang!  Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show. You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime ... Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us!  Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478 Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/ iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH ... * Ross McCoy is here! * Get to the sausage * Piper the diaper dog * Flatbed Santa * Sam walked in on Tom in the bathroom * Double Q scenario * Reebok's- Pumped up kicks * Keeping up the Santa lie/ Elf on a shelf * Witch on a Bitch  * Free lunch the elf * Voicemails * Jackin on the toilet  * Bed frames are dangerous ... It's beyond RAD to have Ross in the studio again. Ross is family and we care about him immensely. He has a RAD podcast of his own entitled "The Orlando Talk Show with Ross McCoy." It's a great show and I'm (Dan) on an upcoming episode. Ross is a pro and his podcast has a fun style that we think you'll really enjoy! So...on that note...I've got to get out of here. I'm trying to buy real American Girl dolls via another person and we're inching into Craig's List type sh@t so...I need to go get my handgun. Oh...and go see this Comedy Showcase. Ross and friends have been working on this and the line up is pure insanity! Check the link HERE!  Have a wonderful weekend!  d
This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d
AGGTM - A GENTLEMAN'S TECH

AGGTM - A GENTLEMAN'S TECH

2019-12-0400:54:07

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 
Hi, WhatPods! Yes. We own this show! (Sorry guys. They're making us do this to claim the show. Hahaha...)  Hey there, gang!  Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show. You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime ... Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us!  Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478 Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/ iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH ... * Remorse Court contest - Orlando Predators - Kirby vacuum cleaner - Sugar gliders - $1,100 on phone games; Buffalo Bladder; Blade of special needs - Broken truck - $50,000 boat - Wedding dress * Bill Bellamy calls in  * Tom rants about sh^&* phone lines * BDMs moms calling Tom  * Free Solo: Autistic guy climbs a rock  * Blackjack documentary  * Voicemails - Pee bottles - Sh^&*^% outside * Coup in Bolivia * One foot in the gravy ... Well, I'm heading home and then me and the girls are running - I mean RUNNING for the f'n beach. I have never needed more time off than now. We just gone done with all of those late year events and I just need some time to let my brain settle the F down.  Tom and I love ya, and we wish you all nothing but an amazing time this Thanksgiving! Stay safe - collect those stories like Tom would, and we'll see you on Monday!  d
Hey there, gang!  Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show. You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime ... Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us!  Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478 Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/ iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH ... On this week's show: Recap of the Fox 35 news promo * Nemours tour * American Girl dolls vs Our Generation * Friendshipsgiving * Mace on a theragel = Tobasco on a Tic Tac * Nipple shirt * Classifieds for young teens * Stranger Danger * Shitting in a vending machine * Dan shit is cycling shorts * Remy- is it a bit? * Adult circumcisions- The Executioner * Poison reunion tour * Shredding videos * Bad parenting moments * Zack from Ohio calls in after concussion voicemails * Pegging * Toby Keith buttplug ... Bye ya'll... d
Hey there, gang!  Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show. You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime ... Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us!  Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478 Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/ iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH ... On this week's show: * Bathroom attendants * Small Talk Jones * Fun Spot dad on bumper boats * Joey Fatone and Friends recap * Butler's hormone test/P towels * Uncle's soggy pinwheels * Butler experiments/Sober Butler * Tom couldn't help Tommy with his HW- Vertices * Walking turds * Caller- Helped his disabled friend at the small urinal * Call in frat boys! * Tryptophan in turkey doesn't make you sleepy * Mail on Male * Spider bites * Splitter and sitter * Tan invisible shorts * 1-800 B-hole Damage  * Here comes the cherry! ... Thanks to all who caught the show live on Twitch! We LOVE you guys, and it's always so damned fun to have you guys watch and chat. It adds a whole new dynamic to the show. With that said, it's time for me to head out of here and cook for the ladies. I'm going to be recording with Ross tomorrow for his podcast: T.O.T.S. with Ross - Be sure and check it out. And have a fantastic f'n weekend, ya'll. Let's make this a good one!  d
Ali Siddiq Interview

Ali Siddiq Interview

2019-11-1501:22:09

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d
AGGTM - BROKEN TECHNOLOGY

AGGTM - BROKEN TECHNOLOGY

2019-11-1300:52:30

Hey there, gang!  Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show. You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime ... Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us!  Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478 Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/ iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH ... On this week's show: * New short intro * Dan's anxiety * Smells like cancer in here * Tom's new business idea: Bloodber * Pen/anus porn * Butt cuts * Public BJ's * AFV- Tom calls out the fake videos * Tom Lawlor drops in  * Fighting hair * Things are never that good * Python jerky * Bozo/Goro prank * Tom recaps fighting Lawlor * UFC talk  * Tom wants to sponsor Seth's fight * Seth the douche snowman  ... Thanks to all of you for tuning in and hanging out! I know the new intro might take a bit of time to get used to, but I do think that we'll be able to get to the meat and potatoes a little faster and truthfully...that's what it's all about.  All love, d
AGGTM - DOIN' THE WHIRLPOOL

AGGTM - DOIN' THE WHIRLPOOL

2019-11-0600:51:461

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 
Hey there, gang!  Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show. You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime ... Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us!  Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478 Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/ iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH ... On this week's show: * Brendan O'Connor is here * Birthdays on Halloween * Slot machines * Trick or treating etiquette * Pariah Mike murder song * Brendan's news  * Mayoral elections * I4 arts area * Mail on male  * Roleplay- medical marijuana * Built-in vacuum systems  * "I'll dip my hose in your fish tank" * Cannibalism ... Thanks for listening, folks. Have a wonderful weekend and we'll see you Monday!  d
John Henton 2.0

John Henton 2.0

2019-11-0100:44:34

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d
AGGTM - SUITBER

AGGTM - SUITBER

2019-10-3000:49:38

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 
From John's Twitter: "It is with deep sadness we have to tweet this, but our husband & father John Witherspoon has passed away. He was a Legend in the entertainment industry, and a father figure to all who watched him over the years. We love you “POPS” always & forever. - The Witherspoon Family" We were very lucky to be able to sit down with John a few times and our hearts are with the Witherspoon family at this time. We hope you enjoy the few times that we got to chat with John about his extraordinary life.  d
Hey there, gang!  Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show. You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime ... Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us!  Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478 Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/ iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH ... On this week's show: * Jim Philips and Seth are here * Philips facials * Relationship advice from Philips * Seth's Douchebro news * Miley Cyrus nipple selfie on Instagram * Hemorrhoid brothers * Flying * Medical marijuana * Orgasms/vasectomies * Pulling old man's t*tties * Jim doesn't miss radio * Rowing for exercise * Jim's crow call * "Sniper's Alley" - getting old sucks * Learning banjo * Mail on male * Satellites ... Love ya'll,   d
Hey there, gang!  Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show. You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime ... Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us!  Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478 Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/ iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH ... On this week's show: Tuddle. And a bunch of other stuff but with no Sam in here this week, our notes were really lacking. Apologies for that and we should be back to full strength on Monday!  Have a great weekend!  d
Tacarra Williams Interview

Tacarra Williams Interview

2019-10-1800:45:11

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d
AGGTM - TRAINING DOGS

AGGTM - TRAINING DOGS

2019-10-1600:51:12

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 
Show #542 - Jimmy's Pillow

Show #542 - Jimmy's Pillow

2019-10-1102:32:02

Hey there, gang!  Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show. You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime ... Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us!  Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478 Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/ iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH ... On this week's show: * If you're gonna be big, you gotta be smooth and tan * 10-year event recap * Radio war with Jim Colbert * Beelzebub farted * Big Tim shoves Jim Colbert's pillow in his pappas * Pizza Party Friday * Dan's trip to Chuck E. Cheese * Old man token * Tom forgot to pay SunBiz * Big Tim's conspiracy news * Double anus * Aliens want pain pills * Dan's 7-11 ladies * Tim is going to shiz up Jimmy's house * Mail on male * Tim's dad came on a stripper's belly * AIDs gadget ... Well, that's it for us and for this week. We cannot thank you enough for the support that you pour onto this show and how much we care about you - as listeners. I'm shutting the studio down and I'm going to do my best to sleep in tomorrow morning. (For those of you that know 4-year olds will all know that what I'm wishing for is virtually non-existent.  Thanks for pressing play, ya'll!  All the best and have a wonderful weekend!  d
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Ryan Wagoner

I hate making negative comments but do people really like this show? It was recommended to me but I just don't get the enjoyment. Hope everyone else likes it.

Nov 6th
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