A Square Is A Rectangle

00:02:55 - Traynham's beef with gift cards 00:08:54 - Rod's various movie spoilers 00:19:11 - Rex True Hollywood Story at Planned Parenthood 00:40:38 - Traynham's theory on ugly interracial couples 00:49:25 - KOBE 01:12:55 - More mass shootings  

HAPPY GENOCIDE OF INDIGENOUS PEOPLES DAY!!!!! 00:00:00 - Truly pointless and possibly partial drunk banter on Neb’s failure in fantasy football 00:06:09 - Nick Cannon playing Richard Pryor 00:12:47 - Paris attacks 00:19:45 - The pitfalls of the Houston rap community 00:41:09 - Pusha T continues his war against Lil Wayne 00:58:14 - Meek Mill and Hip-Hop sensitivity 01:01:53 - Rick Ross, Lira, why MMG are losers and the politics of style 01:19:24 - Traynham goes down in the DM 01:24:21 - End of the show? No. Tiger blood HIV

#ThroatThursdays (@MrsViges)   00:00:00 - Maria and Monet vs their spouses. Good start! 00:05:45 - Doormen, police and the power complex 00:09:30 - Rex’s Hiatus 2016™: Road To The Traphouse campaign update 00:11:58 - Another ridiculous Rex True Hollywood Story 00:16:13 - Halloween updates and sexual stereotypes based on race 00:37:00 - Rosie and Posie’s brand identity issues 00:50:40 - Lamar Odom, the era of selling personal privacy and the rumor behind Rihanna’s “Bitch Better Have My Money"

@JustKels88 is our special guest!   00:00:00 - Miraf’s aunt? 00:02:50 - Traynham hates China 00:07:19 - Rex True Hollywood Story 00:13:11 - The charm of French Montana 00:18:58 - Kels on Jay Rock’s latest album + Travi$ Scott’s rise 00:32:00 - The state of live rap shows 00:37:13 - The hidden background to Meek vs Drake + the social media underpinnings of Young Thug vs Plies 00:44:30 - DRUGS + Future 00:54:30 - September is the month women take men out…WHAT?! 01:02:58 - Photographer beefs, Twitter and the psychology of naming your son Vivian 01:09:35 - Traynham’s eHarmony profile     we're on Twitter @FuckPolygons. Sometimes. 

0:00:00 - Kobe vs Jordan  0:03:05 - Hummers in swimming pools  0:09:07 - Matching white women on dating apps 0:15:07 - #SLUTWALK 2015, feminism and cultural shifts 0:28:50 - How would you define a “slut”?  0:38:57 - Young Christians and attempted exorcisms  0:42:42 - Nuance on Twitter 0:50:17 - Shitty TV shows and how to judge sequels 1:12:04 - A story about Rémy Martin  1:31:01 - Traynham’s shrooms update   @FuckPolygons on that micro blog we all love to hate. 

0:00:40 - Black Twitter Podcast Review 0:09:10 - Traynham ends the show 0:10:00 - Volkswagen goes to shit 0:17:25 - Young Thug’s Slime Season 0:20:17 - Traynham on Shrooms and a ton of Molly talk 0:31:20 - Stephen A Smith Is A Dick 0:36:00 - Rex True Hollywood Story Part One and the social conservatism of blacks 0:44:56 - Matt Damon jumps the shark 0:50:00 - Rex True Hollywood Story Part Two and race relations 0:57:57 - Rex True Hollywood Story Part Three and late night possibilities.  1:05:12 - Traynham keeps it real.   @FuckPolygons if your Twitter fingers turn to trigger fingers (or vice versa)

Rex opens up with another True Hollywood Story set in Dallas. Traynahm dissects the red flags of personalities on Twitter and Instagram. James Harden is exposed cheating by an ant-like stripper and the implications of having access to unlimited women is considered. A Houston billionaire makes a move on his son's mother-in-law and Traynham reveals his past in prom pimping. Rex explores his pettiness and Traynahm scolds PinkyXXX haters for her weight explosion. Damon Wayans Sr jumps off a cliff to defend Bill Cosby and the insecurity of black men is examined.  Tweet us if you have an internet connection: @FuckPolygons.

Rex and Traynham are Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid as they brave this episode alone. They open with music reviews of Travis $cott's new album "Rodeo" which leads to Traynham condeming Dom Kennedy. Rex shares more rapper stories (some of which have to be censored) before describing how The Most Interesting Man In The World pussy-cupped a naked model while throwing her off the roof of his house. Tupac assaults the Hughes brothers, Traynham sends vieled threats to a former high school classmate and questions Caitlyn Jenner's opposition to gay marriage. This leads into a tirade from Traynham about "opinions," perfectly ad-libbed by Rex. It all ends in a theory about boredom sparks the best creativity (and animated porn).  We may or may not be on Twitter @FuckPolygons. Try anyway. 

Rex opens up about a revealing moment during his time in the hospital and tells the story of a self absorbed rich guy he now works with. Rod details the cold war between Jay Gruden and RGIII of the Washington Redskins before Traynham explains his views on technoglogy's effects on society. WE MISSED THE VMAs TO GIVE YOU THIS GOLD SO BE GRATEFUL. ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU PROBABLY WATCHED IT AND WE DIDN'T. INFIDELS.  We're on Twitter @FuckPolygons. Rod or Traynham should be running that account. 

The night is dark and full of terrors as the group delves into dark territory surrounding death and the nation’s most recent mass shooting episode. Traynham reveals his war with pitbulls and Rex’s 1st 48 marathon viewing sparks a conversation surrounding killing violent criminals outright.     We’re online @FuckPolygons. 

THE PRODIGAL SON RETURNS: Neb is back and he has something to say about something he refuses to say anything about. Yeah. Meek Mill takes on Drake and we judge where Meek went wrong. Traynham refuses to hold back IN HIS EVER CONTINUING WAR WITH FEMINISM. He somehow re-enlists Rex into his ever continuing war against religion. Meanwhile, Future's Dirty Sprite 2 is reviewed. The team dives into the controversy surrounding the Sandra Bland incident and draw lines in the sand concerning how things could have been different. #BlackLivesMatterTOO. Jesus gets official TripleOG status.  @FuckPolygons on Twitter.

#FutureHive supports the escape of El Chapo. Traynham battles Rex on Batman and goes on a diatribe about Wolverine. Rex then sacrifices himself on the cross in an attempt to prove he's a terrible candidate for women. Traynham gets thrown under a bus about his miminum age requirement on women and his date strategy.  @FuckPolygons on Twitter. 

****DISCLAIMER: THERE IS A WEIRD TECHNICAL GLITCH THAT HAPPENS**** Traynham updates Rex on Tyga's love life. The outcome of the 2015 DeAndre Jordan Hostage Crisis. Miraf reveals scenarios where football players get rapey. Whoopi Goldberg capes for Bill Cosby. Bob Marley & white devils are explored. Then there's a production glitch. Traynham resumes his war with feminists. Russell Wilson is a liar. Neb is never returning to the show and Rod delves into more relationship physchology bullshit. We're on Twitter @FuckPolygons. 

HOLY SHIT: it's been an entire two months since our last episode but we're back with a drunk Traynham and a combative Rex to get back on our insanity. We missed the BET Awards! Joel Osteen gets "attacked." We also judge everyone Oprah is friendly with. Diddy is a terrorist and potentially bisexual. MORE MISOGNY FROM TRAYNHAM while describing Rick Ross' delusions. A ton of rap talk and then the show ends....And then the show continues for a rant on the events surrounding Charleston.  You know where to find us: @FuckPolygons | @IsRexInsane | @Trynabgood | @RodTooReal | @DiatribeQuest 

Kellyn joins the show and gets questioned for being Game of Thrones abstinent while questioning the guys on their philosophies surrounding dick prints. Trayham attempts to dive into women's filthiness and Rod describes the day he discovered he was advertising at work.    @FuckPolygons on Twitter.com  

Neb and Rex review Furious 7 for Traynham and Rod since it can't be spoiled and they won't watch it until it hits Netflix. Rex deems workplace sex a no-go, Neb sounds guilty about something that isn't even said and Rod interrogates Rex about his supposedly stale sex life.  We're on Twitter @FuckPolygons. Interrogate us online.

Amanda's back! With Efe! Butt plugs are brought up once again because, Amanda. Efe shares her 3 focus questions she hits men with up front. Traynham answers a question and gets attacked while Rex plays the sidelines. Twitter hookups, religion, gender roles and FEMINISM. Everything is on the table.  Tweet us @FuckPolygons about everything. 

Amanda's Twitter handle changes to avoid prude employers. A fan of the show questions our philosophies on relationship insecurities surrounding sex. Traynham refuses the 90 Day Rule and institutes his own timeline for savagery. Rex uses the word "acrobatical" which, he's not even sure is a word. Rod describes the profile of his perfect woman and, as usual, it prioritizes chubbiness.  Tweet us! @FuckPolygons 

Traynham accuses Neb of being a cake eating Nazi before rehashing approaches on drugs and women. Rex shares an assault story from Kenya that takes an unexpected turn and Neb describes Bangladesh before he and Rex fly out to visit. Somehow, hand-to-hand combat across law enforcement fields is dissected. Don’t ask how, just listen.  We're on Twitter @FuckPolygons. Tweet us

This is simply a Neb vs Everyone episode on drugs. Well, except for Rod. He's nearly silent the whole debate and when he does chim in, the Mayor of Nazareth comes up.  Do you do drugs? Do you hate drugs? Do you hate us? Regardless, let us know on Twitter @FuckPolygons