A Tale of Two Townies

Two small town girls with two big mouths discussing all things saucy, spicy and sizzling!

Episode 27: Mad I Have A Body

Listen, its week 27 and the townies are needy and emotional. They've come to realise that they've spent years not going to the beach in nothing but a facecloth because they're afraid Sandra will look better than them. Well listen, Sandra does look great, but so do you.Right, GwanChat Soon x 

03-11
01:03:57

Episode 26: The Book of Kells

The Townies took 26 episodes to realise, they're actually the issue, they have played too many games and there's nothing that can be done about that now. Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt ha? Well funny thing is the townies have been hurt, its 1 - 0 to Declan, and now they have to hang up their boots!!!Right, GwanChat Soon x 

03-04
01:02:12

Episode 25: Do Not Reject Me Declan

This week the Townies discuss rejection. We've all been there, but we never thought it would be Declan that would be rejecting them. He came into their lives and handed them all the power on a silver platter, but then little by little the power started to disintegrate, because Declan took it back, and gave it to Sandra, and now all the Townies are left with is a silver platter. And sure what can you do with that???Right, GwanChat Soon x

02-25
01:01:15

Episode 24: Why He'll Never Date You x

This week the townies talk about the worst things Jason has ever said to them, yet how they still find it difficult to hold a grudge against him cause he's so tall. They also talk about how no matter what you do you'll never be good enough for him so kick off anyway, what's the worst that could happen ?Right, Gwan, Chat soon x

02-18
01:06:38

Episode 23: The Townies Take on Toxic Masculinity

This week the townies talk all things toxic masculinity, joined with MBF and first time listener of the pod, Alex King. Can men and women just be friends or are Alex and Jane secretly giving it a lash. Find out here, right Gwan, Chat Soon x 

02-11
01:12:30

Episode 22: Pick Me Girls

This episode involves a love triangle between you Sean and Shauna. The Townies will tell you this for free girls, Shauna always wins. Right Gwan, Chat Soon x

01-26
55:36

Episode 21: Fake Positivity and Why You're Toxic

It's that time of the week where the Townies who have no Issues whatsoever help you to sort yours. We also delve into why we don't believe we have to be the baddest bitch everyday of the week and how sometimes we just want to wallow over boys who don't deserve us. Right Gwan, Chat soon x

01-19
01:03:22

Episode 20: Season 2, Nothing New x

Its a new year, 2021, the year of hope. But nothing ever changes for the townies. Skirts get shorter and walls grow taller. Right Gwan, Chat soon x 

01-15
55:12

Episode 19: Double Standards and Short Goodbyes

This week the townies talk about their love languages, or lack there of, double standards and their inability to make any actual sense. We will be back and better than ever in 6 weeks time, until then, Gwan, chat soon x 

11-25
57:26

Episode 18: ick ick

In this episode the townies learn that the community are turned off just as quickly as we are. Right Gwan, chat soon x

11-16
01:09:08

Episode 17: Big D**k Energy

We all know someone who has it. Right enough said, Gwan chat soon x 

11-10
48:18

Episode 16: The Townies Talk Hot Topics

This week the townies talk all things hot! Things that made them see red, things that made them laugh till they were red and things that made them red with embarrassment. Right Gwan happy Tuesday, chat soon x

10-27
56:50

Episode 15: The Draculas, The Demons and The Disappointments

Have you ever met Edward Cullen and thought, wow he's nice... but soon realise he's capable of literally sucking the life out of you? Yeah us too, right gwan chat soon x

10-20
56:03

Episode 14: Bitter Bitches

This week Stacy has pissed the Townies off and Jaz and Nadz have decided that although everyone says "She's just insecure", that's not alright cause you know who else is insecure..... US.Right Gwan chat soon x

10-13
51:34

Episode 13: Barbie Never Pushed Ken Away

Happy Tuesday! This week The Townies talk about how the wall is getting higher by the minute and there's no way of knocking it down any time soon. They delve into the question whether defence mechanisms are a choice or a necessity. Alright gwan, chat soon x

10-06
54:36

Episode 12: A Moment With Marty

A Monday full of Madness was had as we sat down and had a Moment with the one and only Marty Guilfoyle. We talk all things TikTok, Take Me Out and how to tear us down. Take a listen to hear Marty school us on love. Right gwan, chat soon x 

09-28
01:16:56

Episode 11: Dear Diary, I Want To Feel Again

This week the townies delve into the power of the man ban and come to realise they've become incapable of love. Right go on enjoy x

09-22
01:00:40

Episode 10: Get Off The Bench, You're On My Roster

Fiachra, Samuel, Keith and Seb. The four men you have to have on rotation, but who's your favourite? 

09-15
59:00

Episode 9: He's Just Not That Into You

The townies are back this week after a short break and they're angry. A few truths are told and whether you ready or not to handle them is a different story, but pull up your big girl socks and realise he's just not that into you x

09-07
55:12

Episode 8: I Just Want To Be Held

It is day 2 million and 1 since Ms Rona came into our lives and the townies are struggling to think straight. How long is it since they've been held, who knows, but its all they can think about x

08-17
58:00

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