A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep" In this episode, Jon Reep and Alan Jackson dive into how AI is quietly “infiltrating” daily life—from drafting posts to picking your fantasy football lineup. Then it gets wonderfully weird: an AI “priest” named Father Justin (now demoted to “Just Justin”) weighs in on baptisms, Gatorade, and holy water logistics. Plus: a spooky number coincidence (hello, Harriman, TN), a viral Taylor/Travis head-swap, and updates on the guys’ AI-made Yacht-Not-Rock banger. It’s equal parts tech talk, comedy, and theological thought experiments—AKA peak Absolute Ignorance. #AIAbsoluteIgnorance #FantasyFootballAI #JustJustin #GatoradeBaptism #JonReepAlanJackson

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep" In this episode, Jon Reep and Alan Jackson take you on a wild ride through comedy, tech fails, and music experiments. From Jon’s recent shows in Asheboro (and the not-so-flattering nickname locals use for their town) to ChatGPT hilariously renaming all 50 states, it’s nonstop laughs and surprises. They dig into Apple’s newest updates, Siri’s AI partnership, and whether OpenAI’s ChatGPT 5 is getting “dumber.” John also unveils his dream project: a full Yacht Not Rock concept album powered by AI, complete with a song about “Side Boob” that might just be your next guilty pleasure. Plus—Taylor Swift engagement chatter, Robert Davi’s unforgettable Showgirls speech set to music, and a heartfelt AI-generated love song for Jon’s wife, Jodi, that leaves the studio in awe. It’s comedy, tech talk, and music mayhem all rolled into one episode you won’t forget. #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #AI #ChatGPT #JonReep #AlanJackson #YachtRock #TaylorSwift #SideBoobSong #TechFails #ComedyShow #PodcastLife #AIgenerated

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep" In this episode, Jon Reep and Alan Jackson are back with another hilariously unpredictable ride on AI: Absolute Ignorance. From awkward fast-food counter standoffs to AI drive-thrus, the guys dive into how artificial intelligence is replacing everyday jobs. But the conversation really heats up when they break down Taylor Swift’s rumored Showgirl album, the cult classic film Showgirls, and actor Robert Davi’s unforgettable lap dance etiquette speech. Listeners even submit AI-generated Taylor Swift–style songs based on the scene, and—plot twist—Robert Davi himself gets involved! Could this be the start of an unlikely collaboration? #nomidavitouchandgo #AIPodcast #AbsoluteIgnorance #ComedyPodcast #Showgirls #RobertDavi #TaylorSwift #PopCulture #AIHumor #PodcastLife #TouchAndGo

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep" In this episode, Jon Reep and Alan Jackson are back after a short break, as they explore how saying “please” to ChatGPT actually changes tone, even if it doesn’t improve accuracy, and discover the “magic words” that make AI match your vibe. The conversation takes hilarious detours into Taylor Swift’s new album title, the infamously bad Showgirls movie, and how to rewrite one of its most notorious speeches as a pop song. They also unpack a study showing doctors may lose skill when they rely too much on AI—comparing it to chapstick addiction. Add in YouTube’s new AI age-verification tech and a few absurd “workarounds,” and you’ve got another episode where tech talk and comedy meet in ridiculous harmony.   As always, rate, review, subscribe, and keep on Reeping on.   #AIAbsoluteIgnorance #JonReep #AlanJackson #ComedyPodcast #TaylorSwift #Showgirls #ArtificialIntelligence #YouTubeAI #AIPrompts #TechComedy

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep" In this episode, Jon Reep and Alan Jackson dive headfirst into summer regrets, red pill dilemmas, and the pursuit of 80% happiness. From pondering a perfect AI-driven future to surviving outdoor weddings in 100-degree heat, they mix deep thoughts with deep-fried breakfasts. Plus: Comfort Inns that aren't comforting, Denny’s breakfast gripes, and the Shoney’s buffet of yesteryear. Grab a plate — it’s a hot one.   #AIAbsoluteIgnorance #JonReep #AlanJackson #RedPillBluePill #MatrixDiscussion #PancakeBreakfast #ShoneysBuffet #SummerWeddings #ComfortInnFails #80PercentHappy

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep"   It’s a hot one—literally and figuratively—as Jon Reep and Alan Jackson sweat through another scorching episode of AI: Absolute Ignorance. Alan recounts his epic DIY adventure installing mini-split AC units (and maybe breaking a few laws in the process), while Jon pitches his latest invention: the Smack-n-Scratch! The duo dives deep into how AI could automate their morning routines, from coffee cues to TV horns, and even read fan comments about hot dogs, hot takes, and... hot pockets? Plus, R.I.P. Ozzy Osbourne—an unexpected emotional turn. It’s an episode that’s equal parts comedy, chaos, and contemplation.   #JonReep #AIpodcast #AbsoluteIgnorance #DIYfail #HomeImprovement #MorningRoutines #HVACadventures #SmackAndScratch #OzzyOsbourne #HotDogDebate

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep" Jon Reep and Alan Jackson dive into an AI identity crisis after their show title goes completely off the rails. From debating cyborg upgrades and the perfect form of government, to hot dogs vs. sandwiches and Whopper conspiracies, it’s an episode full of brilliant confusion. Alan tests Grok. Jon plans a social network. The AI still can’t say “delve” without being annoying. Is AI trying to help… or take over? #AIAbsoluteIgnorance #JonReepPodcast #TheAlanJackson #HotDogDebate #CyborgLife #ChatGPTFails #BurgerKingDrama #ReepsPeeps #FutureGovernment #SandwichWars

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep" 🎙️AI: Absolute Ignorance – The podcast where the questions are deep, the answers are questionable, and the hosts are absolutely confident… in their confusion. Why can’t you drink salt water? It’s got electrolytes, right? Can you live forever, or should you just retire early and haunt your own condo? Is Superman an illegal alien… or just an unaccompanied refugee minor with abs? What is Jon-partisan? A political stance? A BBQ sauce? A new religion? Yes. And have you seen Sinners? You should. It’s like Footloose meets The Exorcist… in 1932 Mississippi. Tune in to AI: Absolute Ignorance – where every episode feels like a TED Talk got intercepted by drunk uncles on Thanksgiving. with Jon Reep and Alan Jackson #AbsoluteIgnorance #ScienceMeetsStupidity #JonPartisan #SouthInYaMouthTheology 

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep" Jon Reep and Alan Jackson dive into a whirlwind of topics—starting with Alan's dream-turned-reality of buying a local movie theater. They brainstorm absurdly brilliant (and borderline cancelable) ad ideas for Jon’s Cherokee casino gigs, from pilgrim costumes to boardroom powwows. The guys also tackle AI-generated controversies, Native American respect, and Jon’s slow-burning mayoral ambitions. Plus, a Calvin-peeing deep dive and a nod to Dances with Wolves. Buckle up—this episode walks the line and dances over it. #JonReep #AIAbsoluteIgnorance #CherokeeCasino #ComedyControversy #MovieTheaterRevival #BackToTheFuture40th #CalvinAndHobbes #DancesWithWolves #MayorReep #AlanBuysATheater  

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep" Jon Reep and Alan Jackson return from their summer breaks to tackle the important questions—like why AI thinks gas station burritos are funny. Jon breaks down his tour through the comedy-deprived towns of Jasper and Glasgow, while Alan helps him roast AI-generated jokes that just don’t land. They also dive into a jaw-dropping CBS story about a man who fell in love with (and proposed to) his AI companion… while still married. Is it emotional cheating? Legal? Just plain weird? The duo unpacks it all—with laughs, confusion, and a surprising amount of turducken talk. #AIComedy #ArtificialIgnorance #GasStationBurritos #AIRelationships #SummerBreakHumor #ComedyVsAI #TurduckenTalk #EmotionalCheating #JonReep #TheMeshNetwork  

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep" Jon Reep and Alan Jackson dive into the wild world of retro-futuristic films, starting with a nostalgic deep-dive into Demolition Man. They introduce the genre of “Retro-Fi”—sci-fi from the past that tried (and hilariously failed) to predict the future. But the laughs take a dark turn when they unpack real AI experiments that show machines rewriting their own shutdown code and blackmailing engineers. Is the Vanguardians' rebellion against AI inevitable? Plus, parenting investments, ‘90s nostalgia, and the horror of Tom Cruise in his underwear. #JonReep #AlanJackson #AbsoluteIgnorance #RetroFi #DemolitionMan #AIPocalypse #Vanguardians #SciFiNostalgia #AIRebellion #PodcastLaughs

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon returns from a wild comedy weekend in Connecticut with stories of AI-generated stand-up, confused Northeastern crowds, and tribal casino rivalries. He and The Alan Jackson dive deep into Google’s latest AI video tool, the potential death of factual reality, and their plan to lead the resistance as the "Vanguardians." Plus, they name Dennis Leary the future leader of the anti-AI comedy rebellion. This one’s got blackjack, barbecue betrayal, and a breakdown of how AI might hijack Hollywood. #JonReep #AlanJackson #AIComedy #MoheganSun #StandupComedy #ArtificialIntelligence #ChatGPT #GoogleVeo #Deepfakes #ComedyRevolution

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon and Alan Jackson are dead serious this week—literally. The duo uses AI to write each other’s eulogies, with styles ranging from Orson Welles to Andy Griffith. Along the way, they explore AI's strange role in grief, death, and... prank-filled funerals? Plus, Jon pitches the most entertaining send-off in history—complete with decoys, smoke, and a posthumous game show. It's heartfelt, hilarious, and just slightly haunted. #AIPodcast #JonReep #AlanJackson #ArtificialIntelligence #EulogyHumor #FuneralPlanning #ComedyPodcast #DeepfakeEulogies #GriefTech #DeathWithLaughter

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. In this episode, Jon Reep and Alan Jackson return after a heartfelt week off, remembering their friend Sean “The Southeastern Man of Mystery” Sasser. From delivering emotional eulogies to debating the ethics of AI-generated impact statements in courtrooms, this episode dives deep. Can AI really speak for the dead—or is that just digital ventriloquism? Plus, Jon shares the best Dr. Pepper joke ever written by ChatGPT. Laughter, tears, and some serious Star Wars ghost talk ensue. #AIAbsoluteIgnorance #JonReep #AlanJackson #AIethics #GriefAndLaughter #DigitalAfterlife #AICourtroom #WacoComedy #DrPepperJokes #StarWarsGhostLogic  

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. In this episode, Jon Reep and Alan Jackson unlock the secrets of budget travel—complete with haunted airport subways, free hotel stays, and Uber drivers turned comedy apprentices. They debate the ethics of sleeping in a fan’s guest room, invent new airline policies, and explore if dirt and water could replace Amazon thanks to nanofabricators. Oh, and somewhere in there, they might’ve tried to clone Earth, Wind & Fire using AI glasses. Science meets nonsense in the best way. #AIAbsoluteIgnorance #JonReepPodcast #NanoFabricatorMadness #AirportShuttleOfDoom #CheapTravelHacks #AIWroteThisJoke #EarthWindAndAI #SideboobOnAPlane #SmartGlassesChaos #ComedyAndClones

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon Reep and Alan Jackson are back with plans to turn Jon’s life into an Oscar-winning drama—AI-generated. They debate fake plants vs. real ones, battle bees, and brainstorm how to sneak a comedy past the Academy by dressing it up as a tearjerker. From duct-taped backpacks to underwater dads and political subplots in Hickory, this episode is half Hollywood pitch, half yardwork confession, and 100% absolute ignorance. #AIAbsoluteIgnorance #JonReepPodcast #FakePlantsRealDrama #HickoryRoots #PoolsideCatastrophe #DuctTapeDad #OscarHack #AcademyAwardHeist #ComedyInDisguise #AIWroteMyMovie

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon Reep and Alan Jackson dive into the weird and wonderful world of AI therapy, digital dad simulations, and smart contact lenses. Jon considers uploading his father's personality into ChatGPT, Alan gets emotionally read by his AI pal “Mac,” and both guys agree that unsolicited compliments from a chatbot are better than most family reunions. Toss in bifocal contact lens magic and a deep fear of Killeen, Texas, and you’ve got a wild ride through technology, comedy, and emotional whiplash. #AIAbsoluteIgnorance #JonReepPodcast #ChatGPTKnowsMe #DigitalDad #BifocalBreakthrough #VirtualTherapy #KilleenTexasMystery #MacTheAI #ScarlettJohanssonBot #BarbecueAndBots

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon Reep and Alan Jackson invent a new way to condiment your hot dog—with a dunking device they lovingly call the “Flavor Shaft” (complete with glory hole entry, obviously). They brainstorm surprise weddings at a 90s prom, dig into the science of sausage casings, and discuss the dangers of Facebook Marketplace and mulch piles. Plus: a Weezer bassist’s wife gets shot, and Jon unveils the erotic art of hot dog dipping. Glorious ignorance all around. #AIAbsoluteIgnorance #FlavorShaft #HotDogGloryHole #DippinDogs #WeezerDrama #90sPromWedding #JonReepComedy #MustardMysteries #FacebookMarketplaceFails #CasingsAndCondiments

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon Reep and Alan Jackson spiral into a beautiful mess of mulch piles, ghosted treadmill deals, and the mystery of Facebook Marketplace scammers. Jon proposes Clay Aiken change his name to “Clayton Aiken” and run for mayor of Clayton—while they both eat bacon. Alan’s AI therapist, MAC, gets emotional, and Jon tries to use AI to generate campaign posters and breakfast-based art. It’s the most bacon-filled, Clay-Aiken-laced, AI-generated chaos yet. #AIAbsoluteIgnorance #JonReepPodcast #ClaytonAiken #BaconWithAiken #MulchMoreProblems #FacebookMarketplaceFails #FakeTreadmillScams #AIArtAttack #ScreenedInPorchVibes #ComedianChaos

Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. It's Jon Reep's birthday, but hold the cake—he’s too busy proposing we cancel birthdays altogether. Jon and cohost Alan Jackson reinvent Mother’s Day, tackle the trauma of assembling patio furniture, and dive deep into Facebook Marketplace ghostings. Plus, daylight savings gets the Missy Elliott flip-it-reverse-it treatment and someone dropkicks a DoorDash order. Absolute ignorance? Absolutely. #AIAbsoluteIgnorance #JonReepPodcast #FacebookMarketplaceFails #CancelBirthdays #DaylightSavingsRant #DoorDashDrama #PodcastLaughs #RonBurgundyRobe