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Cosmic Apricots: Kirky Flintoff, Women in the Trades and lots of Smart Arse Play it's the final throwdown fromTUBIES

Ocean Protect Presents... Cosmic Apricots live from the Final and Prezzo of TUBIES the building and surf expo at Urban Surf Sydney that strives to keep our oceans clean! Featuring Kirk Flintoff, women in the Trades and plenty of Smart Arse Play! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-30
01:08:39

System Failure: The Biggest Proven Conspiracy On Earth, The Death of the 15 Hour Work Week w/ Fred Pawle

Today we investigate who and what killed the 15 hour work week that has been forecast for humans for almost a century. In an age of unprecedented abundance, generated by technology and automation, the benefits have not been passed onto the public but rather stored in online clouds, tax havens, assets and bank accounts by an ever growing class of billionaires. How are they getting away with it and how do we stop them chewing up the best years of our life with financial debt and drudgery?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-28
02:38:10

Smooth Nips Medina, Neckbeard Floz Floz, Kween Steffy G and Aunty Riss are BACK BABY! Woz 26 Breakdown, the Death of Desert Point, Broken Backs, Bucket Bongs and More…

Billabong Presents... ATS with Smivvy and Deadly and the boys are fangin’ it deluxe with the announcement that the biggest CT bullies of the past two decades have packed their lunches and are back to inflict a reign of terror upon the uppity next Gen who have dominated surfing in their absence. There’s also a look at the Woz schedule in 26, a shocking X2 Broken Back yarn, the death of Banko Banko and plenty more... AND GET ONTO THIS SHIT NOW! Order Swellian Plonk in time for Christmas Sort ya fam out with Bong Chron this Chissy Get on the Up program and score $20 using the code UTFS20 Go to https://surfshark.com/swellian or use code SWELLIAN at checkout to get 4 extra months of Surfshark VPN!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-26
01:51:18

Steaming Heats: The Return of She Goats Steph and Riss, Monstro Floats at J-Bay and what it Feels like to ring that Bell with Isabella Nichols

SUN BUM the official sun care partner of the Swellians with premium products for all lifestyles presents… STEAMING HEATS with Bells Champ Bella Nichols! Deadly and Bella sit down for a wander through some of the most memorable moments of Bella’s career, moments she'd rather forget and chew froth on the return of She Goats Steph and Riss to the 26 CT. Counting down in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… HOOOOOOONK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-24
01:08:15

Core Lords: Toby Cregan on Why Playing Coachella Sucked, How Being a Rockstar Can Give You Depression, Making Mental Underground Surf Films, and the RAGE Revolution

Brought to you by UP! The Bank That's Got Young Aussies' Backs...Toby Cregan is the underground surfing and cultural heavyweight behind a handful of the best Australiana-infused surf films of the modern era (Carpark Stories, Real Axe, Rage Series), one hell of a surf-punk band (Skeggs), and the culture-shitfting surf brand, RAGE.  Go to https://surfshark.com/swellian or use code SWELLIAN at checkout to get 4 extra months of Surfshark VPN!    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-21
01:37:41

Core Lords: Creed Mctaggart on Getting Staunched By Brazzos at Deserts, the Genius of Dahlberg, the Intersection of Style and Personality, and Why Early 2000s Power Surfing Will Never Get Old

Brought to you by UP! The bank that's got young Aussies' backs...ATS Favourite, Creed Mctaggart, joins us to discuss being the target of violence in the surf, the pros and cons of localism and enforcing, board design, surfers who've fused high performance surfing and personality, music, art, steroids in surfing, and much more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-19
02:13:22

RUN IT STRAIGHT SPESH! Straya in demo mode, Vortex Shaman hits God Tier, Noz and Bierke dropping 10/10 edits of peeyeewer TRUTH! And Bitch diesel cat fight erupts deluxe between KK and Our Layne. Plus a heap of other primo sheeeeyit!

The Billabong Marcus Dixon Collection (Get it Here!) Presents… ATS RUN IT STRAIGHT SPESH! Smiv and Deadly are back in the studio for an up close look at the greatest surfing nation on Earth flexing its rock hard GRIT muscle for all the world to see. From head butting Oceanside Pier to Jack Robbo hitting God Tier status, to Noz Deane and Bierke dropping the surf films of the year you’ll want to marinate your bits in a jar of Vegemite after copping this ep. Plus: KK unloads on our Layne in wild unprovoked attack! Someone order the sacred purge juice there’s a cleansing in order! GET ON THE UP PROGRAM! Sign up and use the code UTFS20 to get a bonus lobby thrown straight in the kicker. Order Swellian Plonk Here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-18
01:52:40

Cosmic Apricots: Get on the Gear... that Keeps our Oceans as Clean as a Gurney'd Corn Hole!

Ocean Protect (Check em out here lords!) Presents... Cosmic Apricots Live from TUBIES Episode 3 featuring Trade Lords, MPS, Sustainable Building Experts and More all trying to do good shit for the planet through reimagining the building sector... Heaps sick! ORDER YOUR SWELLIAN HMAAAD PLONK NOW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-16
25:51

Core Lords: Cali Skate-Surf Hybrid, Shane Borland, on Winning the Inaugural Keris Cup, Surfing 20 Foot Outside Corner with Pro Skaters, and the Future of Skating and Surfing's Long and Storied History

Brought to you by UP! The Bank That's Got Young Aussies Backs...Shane Borland is one of the rare freakish talents whose managed to combine a professional skating and surfing background into one mental career. He recently won the Keris Cup in Bali in front of a judging panel that included Nate and Christian Fletcher, Christian Hosoi, and Omar Hassan. A product of the Dogtown lineage, he talks about the future of surfing and skating, and how he managed to combine them into a single career. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-14
27:30

System Failure: A History of Psy-Ops, Political Assassinations and the Information Revolution Powered by Renegade Podcasters Trying to Uncover the Truth w/ Fred Pawle

As a renegade crew of podcasters links arms and attempts to figure out what happened to Charlie Kirk, we're joined by former Daily Telegraph, Australian and Sky News journalist, Fred Pawle, for a closer look at the history of CIA interference in media, politics and several assassinations. We look at where this crosses over with Israel, Mossad, Zionism and Christian Zionism, and examine how deep the manipulation of the mainstream media really goes with a guy who used to work in the middle of it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-11
02:06:42

Core Lords: Gold Cone Surf Yarn Spectacular with SNAPT Scion Logan Dulien on Oxy Addiction, Cartel-Ravaged Cone Zones, 2000s Elite Surfing and Degeneracy + Modern Maestros of Surf HMADNESS

Strap in Swellians for one of the best podcasts to date with long serving core surfing disciple and mastermind of the iconoclastic SNAPT Series, Logan Dulien.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-10
02:29:24

Blitzed: Mayhem on Finals Day and Joel Taylor and Kai Colless both score perfect 10s in the greatest heat ever surfed at the Para Games and the Irukandjis finish fourth overall!

Swellian Plonk (Order it Here!) Presents... Blitzed: USA Dispatch FINALS DAY from the ISA World Para Champs. Brett Burcher wraps a magic day for the Australian Irukandjis as Joel Taylor and Kai Colless surf the greatest Para Heat of all-time in a battle for Gold and Australia finish the event with medals galore and an overall 4th place! PSSSSSTTT! PSSSSSTTT! PSSSSSTTT!  SUPPORT OUR HEROES! DONATE TO THE 2025 IRUKANDJIS PARA TEAM HERE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-08
01:02:07

"COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH THE GAK!" Grace Kennedy Brings Home our First Medal on a day of Carnage at the ISA Worlds! Also featuring Steve Fox!

Swellian Plonk (Order it Here!) Presents... Blitzed: USA Dispatch Day 5 from the ISA World Para Champs Oceanside in Whale's Vagina!  It was a day of mixed emotions and peeeeyeeewer carnage as the Irukandjis fight to make finals day! Collisions and wipeouts smashed half the team out of the competition, while in better news Shoalhaven's Grace Kennedy locked our first medal! Burch was there to capture the action and score a chat with Gerringong's Steve Fox. Finals day tomoz don't miss it! SUPPORT OUR HEROES! DONATE TO THE 2025 IRUKANDJIS PARA TEAM HERE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-07
29:21

Blitzed: Kai Colless, Sarah Gibson and the Aussie Irukandjis Deliver Pink Eye Sting-a-thon at ISA World Para Games Day 4

SUPPORT OUR HEROES! DONATE TO THE 2025 IRUKANDJIS PARA TEAM HERE! Day 4 of the ISA World Games saw the Irukanjis unleash potent stinga vibes straight into the corn-eas of their opposition delivering the worst case of Pink Eye the contest has ever seen. Burch gives us the rundown and catches up with the defending ISA Games World Champ Kai Colless and Swellian Kween Sarah Gibson,See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-06
49:19

DOUBLE HEADER: BLITZED / ASK US A QUESTION SPESH! Day 3 Dispatch from the ISA World Para Games and The Swellians Chirpin’ at Full Voice!

SUPPORT OUR HEROES! DONATE TO THE 2025 IRUKANDJIS PARA TEAM HERE! Swellian Plonk (GET IT HERE NOW!) Presents… The Great Blitzed / Ask Us a Questions Double Header featuring Irukandjis Weapons Annie Goldsmith and Grace Kennedy, Ronnie’s Dog’s Empty Piklet Sack, Burch’s Full Conny Wrap, High Priests and BG Kooks... and the benefits of meditating with your eyes open. Something for everyone!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-05
01:36:44

Blitzed: “A 4 meter White munching on me Leg!” Toby Begg’s Journey from shark attack to the ISA World Games Plus: Day 2 Comp Wrap and Our Em Dieters!

Swellian Hmaaaad Plonk (Get your here now!) Presents… Blitzed from the ISA World Para Champs Dispatch Day 2. Our man on the ground Brett Burcher gives us the lowdown on all the action and catches up with Port Macquarie’s finest Toby Begg as he recounts his journey from having a White Shark bite his leg off to representing Oz as a sting-wielding Irukandji! And Deadly finds the missing audio with X2 ISA World Champ our Em Dieters. Bewdy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-04
53:08

Blitzed USA Dispatch Day 1: Irukandjis Assault as Cliffo and Mono bring the Sting!

Swellian Hmaaaad Plonk Presents… (GET IT HERE!) Blitzed on the ground at the ISA World Para Games in Oceanside California. South Coast Cone Pig and Breath Work Bodhisattva Brett Burcher brings us daily dispatches as the Irukandjis fly the flag for the mighty STRAYA! And Brett sits down with two absolute lordish members of the team, Cliffo Gralton and Mark Mono Stewart! Heeeeyeeeeeeew!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-04
37:42

Cosmic Apricots: Protect What Ya Love! Tubies Pod 2 with ya boy Smiiiivyyyyy!!!

Ocean Protect (Check em out here!) Presents... Cosmic Apricots Pod 2 From Tubies the surf and building expo at Urban Surf deep dives into protecting what ya love ie: the Ocean! A great sit down with ya boy Smiiiiiivyyyyyyyy and some trailblazing building industry maddogs! Join Surfers for Climate Here Get Swellian Plonk Here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-03
29:52

Medina’s Baby Scandal, Wilson’s Throbbing Doom Cone, Wave Pool Wars & Turbo Charge ya Old Fella with Mick Wright’s Mondo Straighty!

Billabong Spec 73 Presents…  Smiv and Deadly are back to talk all things tapped, torched and tubular from this week’s world of shred. From Lee Wilson’s thick veiny Balinese Doom Cone to Mikey Wright’s cock hardening Straight Air in the new Quik flick Washed. Plenty to marinate ya pineal in here! UTFS! Up the financial revolution that's got young Aussies Backs Presents... (Sign up now for a $20 kick in from us using the code "UTFS20" Yeeeeeeew!)    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-30
01:48:58

Choon: Jack River Kicks AI Corpo Reptile Data Mining Right in the Coit!

Sun Bum's Club Tropicana (Watch it Here Now!) Presents... Choon: The Swellian Noise Hour with Jack River Jack River aka Holly Rankin is an Australian Music Mega star who not only uses her voice and creativity to inspire and inform us, she's also walking the corridors of power in Canberra dropping elbows onto dodgy backroom deals and creasing big tech's efforts to mine our culture for their own greedy profits! This week Holly and her team delivered a huge win for Australian artists by getting the Albo government to protect our creative integrity by making corpo reptiles have to PAY for using our art, song, word and souls! A rare win for the good guys and one we had to celebrate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-29
24:36

Rick Collins

preach smithy Fkn oath

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Lion R.

great form lads!

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keith vincent

SICK!! new episode🤙🏼🤙🏽👌🏽👌🏽

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Rick Collins

fkn great episode lads keep up the good work and bring on the next one 🤙

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Angus Pragnell

feck not your best boys. lettuce is always a side, never a main

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