ASSVILLE IS BACK! Shain gets a new diagnosis from his doctor that explains everything and the mayors have a full weekend at the club together. Fresh boner claps in the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/assville
Seth goes to Austin and has another understandable IG misunderstanding. Shain's son turns two and should join the pod. Bobsled Yeeks!
Shain introduces Seth to his new favorite rapper. Shain goes to a musical. Seth has a vision so powerful he goes to a tarot card reader while dressed as pineapple pizza.
They mayors do a winery. Shain gets another weekend of comedy with an influencer. Seth is very into Physical: Asia. Halloween preview!
Shain's fear of doo-dooing in public catches up with him. Seth has two snitches on his back, a bad day, a night, then a long day, and turns back into the Old Seth (sleeps through Tron).
MEGA EP! Seth crashes his car, makes money, and gets RIZZED by a spectrum gal. Shain chases a Scotch egg with many ribs and comes back home to being a drugs comic. Eventful! Decent Man!
Live from Riyadh! Seth Wing Poisons himself. Shain gets an incredible offer from his frat. The Mayors get the VIP influencer treatment.
Shain is back from going too hard at a comedy festival in Denver. Seth has some things to say about literature readings featuring iconic rapper/producers, mascot costumes at open mics, and the market value of his jizz.
For very mysterious reasons that will be revealed next week, the Mayors could not record a new ep this week. Enjoy this classic from January 2024, when Shain had a birthday and Seth got in trouble for simply documenting things the algorithm showed him.
It's our 250th episode! Seth believes his sperm is high value but Shelly will not let him sell it. Shain gets mocked at a comedy festival. Don't believe the "Weapons" hype! WE ARE BACK BABY!
We 'll be back with another fresh clap next week folks! Thank you for being a friend.
Shain is dead (he's doing a show in Seattle) so lover and friend and enemy Nariko Ott (@nariko_ott) drops by to talk about battling wits with a raccoon, Seth hiding from the neighborhood skunk at the Perch, and getting in on BAD BITCH SUMMER.
There was a FIRE at the pod studio! So, this week it's a CLASSIC throwback to the golden age (August 2023) with DEEP hotel masturbation strategy discussion, Seth foot issues, and Shain show drama.
Professional food writer extraordinaire Claire Lower (@clairelizlower) joins to talk about Simp 4 Sportz being a can't miss idea, the pressure of being the number one Oreo writer in the nation, The Wing Street Dome, Facebook Food Madness, Bones, Tampa Steaks, and mustard in small curd cottage cheese. Shain hates pizza!
DEEP EP ALERT! Shain sends Seth spiraling into early 2000s urban action comedies. Advanced advice for white people on how to relax and enjoy other whites doing black things. Why people who hate Happy Gilmore 2 need to watch it 2-3 more times to get it. Did Tom Arnold walk so Gary Owen could run??
A new era of technology! Seth is a mustard FREAK from way back. Shain has some new takes?
Shain gets his card declined at Popeyes. Seth also has a bad day. New technology!
In a truely WASHED moment both Shain and Seth screwed up this week trying to record the pod. Let's just say that one of them forgot to bring an SD Card and the other one didn't set up the equipment properly so they ended up NOT RECORDING for 36 mins that no one will ever hear. Check out their PATREON for the apology video. https://www.patreon.com/thewashedmen
Shain gets cutoff in the Delta Sky Lounge but still enjoys a nice washed Wu Tang concert and advice from [CENSORED ICONIC HOLLYWOOD PERSON]. Aaaand St. Johns is pretty racist, Seth DOMMED Seattle. Dock Life! Chris Mejia! Deep Down In My Dick Bones! Booty Meat Bounty on Nariko Ott! On Sight!!!