Abject Suffering

Garbage Pail Kids: Mad Mike and the Quest for Stale Gum advertises itself as a lost NES adaptation of the Garbage Pail kids line of collectible trading cards. In reality, it’s a modern game made by talented devs who make games for NES hardware. And it’s pretty fine! But there are so many Garbage Pail kids to talk about, so we spend most of our time camping out on them. Want 204 bonus episodes of this show? Just become a $5 member of our Patreon! (http://patreon.com/duckfeedtv) To suggest a game for polls or randomizations, just use our Suggestion Machine (https://www.notion.so/1659c222a87e806c87bbc8b80df2b393?pvs=21)!

It’s hard to think of a more damning indictment of the state of the world in 2025 than the fact that a cheap RTS developed to shock people with gender stereotypes in 1996 is really tame in comparison to what happens today. What happens in this game is by no means good, but it plays in tropes that are so outdated as to be cartoonish. Tim HomeImprovement would tell it to get better material. Want 204 bonus episodes of this show? Just become a $5 member of our Patreon! (http://patreon.com/duckfeedtv) To suggest a game for polls or randomizations, just use our Suggestion Machine (https://www.notion.so/1659c222a87e806c87bbc8b80df2b393?pvs=21)!

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Dynamite Dux is a forgotten Sega arcade beat-em-up with a profoundly cursed aura. Play five minutes of it and tell me this game isn’t haunted to hell and back. Then, come with us as we talk about the raunchy easter egg that took people 30 years to uncover.

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