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"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.
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Florida House Party

Florida House Party

2019-10-2301:05:09

On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather is in her own personal hell-hole, the State of Florida. Fresh off a college girls reunion and nursing a 3 day old hangover she does the absolute most from her friend's beach house on the sandy strip of 30A. Since she doesn't give a shit about y'all recommendations for guests, she interviews her two besties, Broadway star, Christina Tompkins and comedian Jenny Hurlburt. LIVE FROM FLORIDA! They are old, they are weathered and stuck in a tropical storm! Pop open a white claw and tune in!    Visit lucbelaire.com/absolutely for 30% off your first order!    Visit dhmdetox.com and use code: absolutely at checkout for 20% off your order!   Produced by Dear Media.     
PRIVATE SCHOOL SAVAGE

PRIVATE SCHOOL SAVAGE

2019-10-1601:18:191

On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather sit down with fellow comic, Andrew T Collin. He's one of her new "straight" male friends and she has already made him super uncomfortable with their friendship. They discuss the private school life, losing it all and how they had no clue what Chernobyl was. It's a savage episode of two comics doing the absolute most. Started from the bottom now we are back on Heather's couch. Andrew is a "power jew with soft eyes" says the New York Times, this is an episode you will not wanna miss.    Visit dhmdetox.com and use code: absolutely for 20% off!   Go to playabeauty.com and enter code: absolutely for 20% off!    Get 2 pairs of leggings for $24 at fabletics.com/absolutelynot      
Pepper in Your Panties

Pepper in Your Panties

2019-10-0901:01:581

On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather gets a real kick in the ass when some Sassy Susan has the audacity to chime in on the Italian Stallion. Heather tries to keep it cool but there are more Absolutely Not's in this episode than pregnancy tests at Rutger's after spring break, ya feel me. She is lit up like a Christmas tree on Angel dust and ready to keep it real and her favorite word, RAW.    Produced by Dear Media.
On This weeks episode of Absolutely Not, Heather sits down with comedian Taylor Strecker, who might have an even raspier voice than Heather. They discuss getting in shape, love, life, touring, and late-in-life-lady-loving. Taylor is extra sassy in this episode because she wore a bathing suit as a body-suit and it was clearly cutting off circulation. These ladies started out as sorta-enemies and now are the best of friends, and its very clear from this hour of giggles and shit talking!    Produced by Dear Media.    
Ep. 14 BIG GIRL CONVERSATION

Ep. 14 BIG GIRL CONVERSATION

2019-09-2501:02:542

On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, comedian Rosebud Baker visits the studio, aka Heather's living room, to discuss real grown-woman-shit. They discuss diversity in comedy, what it's like to be a woman in the biz and how filtering ourselves will be the death of art. This episode peels back the layers of things we have all thought but needed a safe-space to discuss. Rosebud is a wildly honest, raw and hilarious comic doing the Lord's work for ladies everywhere and she and Heather really get into it You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll probably not want to move to Boston after this.    Produced by Dear Media.  
Ep. 13 THE OREGON TRAIL

Ep. 13 THE OREGON TRAIL

2019-09-1800:57:15

On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather discuses the life-lessons and survival tactics she picked up from the road. Fresh off the first leg of the "Farewell Tour" Heather breaks down who really shit their pants in Tampa, and how having a safe word is important for everyone. Don't think for two seconds she forgot what happened in Charleston, my little angels. Her voice might be extra raspy but her sassy and attitude are still top notch!  Get 15% off at foursigmatic.com/absolutelynot Visit woomoreplay.com and use code: absolutely for 20% off your entire order.  Get 25% off your first order and a free 30 day trial at thrivemarket.com/absolutelynot Produced by Dear Media.      
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Jeff, Heather’s fiancé, joins in on the fun aka he forced her to put him on the pod. They discuss living together, the secrets to not killing each other & take your calls and more from the “Absolutely Not” line! It’s a love fest of salami & chest hair, tune in for the fun!
Heather sits down with childhood friend and founder of the fabulous womens-wear brand Show Me Your Mumu. The ladies discuss the rocky start to their friendship in fourth grade, how Cammy built Show Me Your Mumu from her kitchen and their shared dreams of mega stardom!   Produced by Dear Media.
Ep. 10 I'M DONE!!!

Ep. 10 I'M DONE!!!

2019-08-2800:45:491

On this weeks episode of the absolutely not podcast, Heather has a full blown mental breakdown and says, BYE TO THE HATERZZZZZ.  She is a week out from Tour and truly doing the most. She is cranky, sweaty and her blood sugar is dangerously low. After a night in the ER she gives you a full Wellness Update on what the Dr. said and who hit on her in a Hospital gown. We also take calls from the Absolutely Not Line and more!    www.thrivemarket.com/absolutelynot for 20% off your order and a free 30 day trial!   Visit www.woomoreplay.com and use code: absolutely at checkout for 20% off!   Produced by Dear Media. 
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, we chat with Heather's OG instagram friend and celebrity makeup artist Jamie Greenburg. This episode isn't just about serums and concealer... oh no ladies and gents, we TALK ALL OF THE THINGS. Growing up on the East Coast, Dead Parents and Mommy Makeovers, because let's not forget who doesn't love a great Beverly Hills plastic surgery moment. Jamie is truly one of the most hilarious guests of all time who has a heart of gold and speaks her mind with no reservations. Oh yeah, and don't worry she is breaks down the latest beauty trends that are ABSOLUTELY NOTS, drum roll please.... COSMIC HIGHLIGHTER and more!    Produced by Dear Media. 
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Comments (16)

Malia

Heather you're good but I didn't really care for your point of view with this podcast. I usually love listening to your podcasts but this one sounded like two privileged white girls. I had to stop listening bc it was just terrible. Jokes can be dark but we as females need to change the culture for other females and stand up to men. Saying "oh he learned that rape was bad" is promoting that men can get away with it. We all know rape or any force of sexual activity is bad from the start and if you do it or continue to do it. Then yes, you should be punished.

Sep 27th
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Jessica Taylor

anyone else hear an annoying sound during this ep? I wish I couldve listened to the whole thing but it got annoying. unless it was just my phone?? lmk if anyone had that issue. :)

Sep 18th
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Kerry Toth

Amazing

Sep 17th
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Kay williams

Like....so anyway. Like, here’s the thing, like... well, like......

Aug 24th
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Cliffy B.

Ep6 You had me at “I can’t be around crackheads anymore” & “lumber sexual”

Aug 3rd
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Cliffy B.

Ep5. So dope. Great EP. Raymond was nails

Aug 3rd
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Barb Winkelman

Absolutely the best episode yet! And the others were fabulous! Can you put together a daily ? Incredible fun! Thank you!

Jul 24th
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Nina Alexandra

Nothing Bundt Cake's red velvet= game changer

Jul 22nd
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Cliffy B.

Ep4 meh

Jul 18th
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Cliffy B.

Ep3. This episode is so f***ed up. I LOVE IT

Jul 14th
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not sure why

I love this Heather keep em coming

Jul 4th
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Jeanette Clement

Heather is like my best friend that I've never met. Her take on this crazy planet and ALL THE THINGS is what I live for on Insta. Now with this podcast, I just can't even! Funny, wicked smart and belly laughs of relatable and unique content await you my friend. I highly recommend!

Jul 4th
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