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Absurd Hypotheticals

Author: Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, Ben Storms

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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.
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For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode. This time we discuss our 100th episode of the podcast. Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer 100 questions in 100 minutes!Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer three animal related questions!Time Stamps[00:01:23] Ben’s Answer - What if the world was powered by hamsters?[00:15:57] Chris’s Answer - What if your heart beat as fast as a hummingbird’s?[00:28:35] Marcus’s Answer - What if you were raised by wolves?[00:42:38] Would you rather: have a show on Animal Planet OR Food Network?[00:49:38] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if everyone was a sphere?Time Stamps[00:03:39] Ben’s Answer - Ergonomics[00:16:51] Chris’s Answer - Dizziness[00:26:29] Marcus’s Answer - Anatomy[00:39:00] Would you rather: celebrate Christmas OR Halloween all year round?[00:48:25] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if Earth had two suns?Time Stamps[00:01:25] Marcus’s Answer - Earth Formation[00:11:42] Chris’s Answer - Orbit[00:21:21] Ben’s Answer - Climate[00:33:33] Would you rather: ride a horse OR ride a unicycle to work for a week?[00:43:58] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode. This time we do a trial run for Episode 100 of Absurd Hypotheticals. Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if you could perfectly train bats?Time Stamps[00:01:51] Ben’s Answer - Echolocation[00:15:04] Marcus’s Answer - Diamond Heist[00:30:17] Chris’s Answer - Block Out the Sun[00:41:42] Would you rather: 40 mph speed limit OR never drive at night?[00:48:38] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:Which museum would win in a fight?Time Stamps[00:01:54] Marcus’s Museum - American Museum of Natural History[00:13:23] Chris’s Museum - Museum of Science[00:25:29] Ben’s Museum - Guggenheim[00:39:10] The Fight[00:58:44] Would you rather: movie spoiler OR last chapter of a book?[01:02:51] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer three water related question.Time Stamps[00:01:11] Ben’s Answer - What if the ocean was freshwater?[00:11:38] Chris’s Answer - What if it stopped raining?[00:23:58] Marcus’s Answer - What if Earth was made of water?[00:41:46] Would you rather: have snake skin OR crocodile teeth?[00:48:35] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if grass didn’t exist?Time Stamps[00:01:16] Chris’s Answer - Lawns[00:12:51] Ben’s Answer - Food[00:24:20] Marcus’s Answer - Heat and Dust[00:35:07] Would you rather: have snake skin OR crocodile teeth?[00:48:16] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if everyone lived in glass houses?Time Stamps[00:03:42] Ben’s Answer - Throwing Stones[00:15:23] Chris’s Answer - Privacy Glass[00:27:37] Marcus’s Answer - Glass as a Building Material[00:40:33] Would you rather: wear a onesie for a year OR horse head for a month?[00:49:52] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode where Ben drinks spicy milk. Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if everyone celebrated every holiday?Time Stamps[00:02:37] Chris’s Answer - January 3[00:12:01] Marcus’s Answer - July 18[00:22:23] Ben’s Answer - May 8[00:39:47] Would you rather: have telepathy OR telekinesis?[00:49:42] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer lots of questions in our ninth lightning round episode.Time Stamps[00:01:24] What if all toys became real?[00:08:53] What if you were always looking through binoculars?[00:15:10] What if everyone looked exactly the same?[00:19:20] What if every skeleton you unearthed came to life?[00:24:06] What if you had all of Inspector Gadget’s gadgets?[00:31:03] What if Earth stopped rotating/revolving?[00:38:39] What if all food was spicy?[00:45:05] Would you rather: bowl with a coconut OR watermelon[00:52:51] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer three booze related question.Time Stamps[00:01:32] Marcus’s Answer - What if Lake Champlain was filled with champagne[00:13:09] Chris’s Answer - What if you were always drunk?[00:31:04] Ben’s Answer - What if all liquids were on tap?[00:43:09] Would you rather: bathe 100 dogs OR milk 100 cows?[00:52:55] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if land and water swapped?Time Stamps[00:01:46] Marcus’s Answer - Land[00:13:14] Chris’s Answer - Water[00:25:51] Ben’s Answer - Can We Survive?[00:37:23] Would you rather: Rudolph OR The Easter Bunny be real?[00:46:19] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode where special guest Alex Williamns talks about his podcast, Dear Subjects, where he and his community collectively build a fictional nation. We had a chance to be a part of that nation, and we discuss our experience on his show, and how it differs from ours. Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if your arms grew 1” longer every month?Time Stamps[00:03:20] Ben’s Answer - Daily Life[00:19:54] Marcus’s Answer - Range of Motion[00:29:12] Chris’s Answer - Weight[00:46:00] Would you rather: be stuck in a giant spider web OR caught in a giant mouse trap?[00:51:50] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:How would you steal the Mona Lisa?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Marcus in the Dark[00:03:50] Marcus’s Answer - Performance Art[00:15:36] Chris’s Answer - Bees[00:31:22] Ben’s Answer - Da Vinci[00:48:32] Would you rather: join a cult OR start a religion?[00:54:35] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if hammers were the only tool?Time Stamps[00:03:18] Marcus’s Answer - Daily Life[00:21:47] Ben’s Answer - Building a Birdhouse[00:36:28] Chris’s Answer - Warfare[00:55:31] Would you rather: wear mops on your feet OR sponges on your hands?[01:02:42] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
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Philip Storms

Looking forward to riding my Absurd Segway around the park to see the inverted waterfalls(flows?)

Jun 6th
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