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Absurd Hypotheticals

Author: Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, Ben Storms

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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.
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Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Absurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstore On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question: What if the speed of light was 30 mph? Time Stamps [00:00:35] Roller Coaster Catapult [00:04:37] Marcus’s Answer - Special Relativity [00:17:05] Chris’s Answer - Not Special Relativity [00:32:45] Ben’s Answer - Animals [00:44:02] Would you rather: see 10 minutes into your own future OR anybody else’s future [00:49:37] Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question: What if all sports were in a swimming pool? Time Stamps [00:00:35] Farting Lawsuit [00:07:41] Chris’s Answer - Basketball [00:15:33] Ben’s Answer - Tennis [00:26:13] Marcus’s Answer - Polo [00:35:13] Would you rather: be super fast OR be super strong [00:38:44] Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question: What are nature’s best/worst moms? Time Stamps [00:00:36] Planning Ben’s Birthday Party [00:07:48] Best Animal Mom Bracket [00:08:28] Koala vs. Polar Bear [00:14:34] Orangutan vs. House Sparrow [00:20:14] Emperor Penguin vs. Red-Knobbed Hornbill [00:24:53] Chicken vs. Octopus [00:28:18] Best Animal Mom Semi-Finals [00:32:40] Best Animal Mom Finals [00:33:44] Worst Animal Mom Bracket [00:33:47] Burying Beetle vs. Cuckoo [00:37:24] Harp Seal vs. Skink [00:41:37] Panda Bear vs. Tasmanian Devil [00:45:37] Black Eagle vs. Black Bear [00:49:30] Worst Animal Mom Semi-Finals [00:50:36] Worst Animal Mom Finals [00:53:50] Would you rather: be a mermaid OR be a centaur? [00:56:05] Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
In this free behind the scenes look at Absurd Hypotheticals, we talk about how we choose our hypothetical questions, reveal some of our rejected questions, and reflect on episodes from the past month. For future behind the scenes episodes, become a patron. We release a new one on the first Friday of every month. Thank you for your support! Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Time Stamps [00:00:43] Our new Patreon page [00:03:08] Changing the format of Absurd Hypotheticals [00:12:33] How do we choose our hypothetical questions? [00:21:55] Rejected hypothetical questions [00:30:16] A look back at last month’s hypothetical questions [00:31:00] What if nothing could dissolve in water? [00:35:19] What if you had a pet dinosaur? [00:37:41] Who would win in a superhero fight? (Round 2) [00:43:16] Which cartoon would win in a fight? (Cartoon Network Edition) [00:46:48] What if pokemon were real? [00:52:11] What if country borders were uncrossable? [00:59:04] Thank you, listener! Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question: What if country borders were uncrossable? Time Stamps [00:00:35] Format Change and Patreon [00:04:28] Ben’s Answer - Shipping/Goods [00:16:05] Chris’s Answer - Tourism [00:24:20] Marcus’s Answer - Belgium/Netherlands [00:37:50] Would you rather: have 2 extra arms OR have 2 extra legs [00:44:08] Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: Which cartoon would win in a fight? (Cartoon Network Edition) What if pokemon were real? Time Stamps [00:00:36] Cartoon Network Connected Universe [00:05:25] Cartoon Fight: Ben’s Answer - Dexter [00:12:13] Cartoon Fight: Chris’s Answer - Samurai Jack [00:17:32] Cartoon Fight: Marcus’s Answer - Powerpuff Girls [00:22:48] Cartoon Fight: The Fight [00:36:18] Middle of the Podcast Break [00:37:20] Pokemon: Marcus’s Answer - Ecosystem [00:53:12] Pokemon: Chris’s Answer - Human Food [01:03:54] Pokemon: Ben’s Answer - Utilities [01:17:38] Outro Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if all plants grew as fast as bamboo? What if you had a pet dinosaur? Time Stamps [00:00:36] Garfield Phones [00:06:39] Fast Plants: Chris’s Answer - Grass [00:14:32] Fast Plants: Ben’s Answer - Farming [00:23:26] Fast Plants: Marcus’s Answer - Which Plants Thrive? [00:29:21] Middle of the Podcast Break [00:30:47] Dinosaurs: Ben’s Answer - Dreadnoughtus [00:40:14] Dinosaurs: Marcus’s Answer - Gigantoraptor and Quetzalcoatlus [00:52:20] Dinosaurs: Chris’s Answer - Therizinosaurus [01:00:17] Outro Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer lots of questions in their fourth Lightning Round! Time Stamps [00:00:35] Poop Sniffing Dog [00:03:12] What if everything was edible? [00:06:19] How would you outsmart Scooby and the gang? [00:09:01] What if ice didn’t melt? [00:11:31] What if all vehicles turned into a pumpkin at midnight? [00:15:35] What if time went faster when you’re having fun? [00:18:35] What if all sports were played in a pool? [00:22:02] Middle of the Podcast Break [00:23:18] What if there was an elephant in every room? [00:31:02] What if Earth rotated on a different axis? [00:33:20] What if everyone had x-ray vision? [00:36:14] What if the ocean was a giant ball pit? [00:39:55] What if you could only walk backwards? [00:43:02] What if your eyes were on the bottom of your feet? [00:48:15] What if the food chain was reversed? [00:53:23] Outro Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if nothing could dissolve in water? Who would win in a superhero fight (Round 2)? Time Stamps [00:00:27] Chris Broke His Other Ankle [00:03:47] No Dissolving: Chris’s Answer - Swimming Pools [00:11:33] No Dissolving: Marcus’s Answer - Ocean [00:20:55] No Dissolving: Ben’s Answer - Biology [00:29:49] Middle of the Podcast Break [00:30:35] Super Fight: Ben’s Answer - Dirt Bike [00:39:28] Super Fight: Marcus’s Answer - Party Rock Barack [00:43:35] Super Fight: Chris’s Answer - Fall Out Boy [00:49:30] Super Fight: The Fight [01:07:11] Outro Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Donut Earth Source Article: http://www.aleph.se/andart/archives/2014/02/torusearth.html Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if Earth was a donut? What if all vehicles disappeared? Time Stamps [00:00:32] We’re Back! [00:03:45] Donut Earth: Ben’s Answer - Gravity [00:13:52] Donut Earth: Chris’s Answer - Sunlight [00:20:30] Donut Earth: Marcus’s Answer - Mountains and Moons [00:31:32] Middle of the Podcast Break [00:32:55] No Cars: Chris’s Answer - Horses [00:43:54] No Cars: Ben’s Answer - Shipping [00:56:15] No Cars: Marcus’s Answer - Ocean Travel [01:04:15] Outro Email: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Twitter: @absurdhype
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Philip Storms

Looking forward to riding my Absurd Segway around the park to see the inverted waterfalls(flows?)

Jun 6th
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