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Absurd Hypotheticals

Author: Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, Ben Storms

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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.
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For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode where we argue about a fight. Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if life was like a board game?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Pet Acupuncture[00:06:05] Ben’s Answer - Monopoly[00:19:05] Chris’s Answer - The Game of Life[00:32:33] Marcus’s Answer - Dungeons and Dragons[00:44:12] Would you rather: wrap everything you eat with bacon OR slathered it with butter?[00:51:25] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if Earth was made of Thanksgiving dinner??Time Stamps[00:00:35] Chris found a ruler in his bed[00:06:05] Ben’s Answer - Mashed Potato Mountains[00:21:15] Chris’s Answer - Tectonic Pie Crust[00:34:17] Marcus’s Answer - Does Earth Form?[00:48:40] Would you rather: your fingernails grow 100x faster OR have no fingernails?[00:55:15] Thankfulness Metaphors[00:57:54] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if you got 1% stronger every month?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Worst Hitmen Ever[00:05:20] Marcus’s Answer - Strongman[00:18:19] Chris’s Answer - Too Strong[00:33:22] Ben’s Answer - Live in Isolation[00:44:39] JPEG wins an Emmy?[00:47:08] Would you rather: go to a cannibal party OR mad scientist party?[00:52:18] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:Which Nintendo character would win in a fight?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Nashville Party Vehicles[00:04:20] The Fighters[00:07:06] Chris’s Answer - Mario[00:18:03] Ben’s Answer - Samus[00:32:32] Marcus’s Answer - Link[00:42:04] The Fight[00:53:48] Would you rather: read 10 times faster OR write 10 times faster?[00:58:36] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer lots of questions in our seventh lightning round episode.Time Stamps[00:00:36] Salem in October[00:05:02] What if you had an immovable object?[00:09:47] What if all cotton turned into cotton candy?[00:13:30] What if everything you touched turned to gold?[00:17:01] What if our teeth were like shark teeth?[00:21:28] What if you had to stay upside-down at all times?[00:24:57] What if you were an old-time pirate in the modern world?[00:28:16] What if every animal had a unicorn horn?[00:34:13] What if cannons were the only form of travel?[00:38:38] How would you over-dramatically quit your job after winning the lottery?[00:42:23] Would you rather: blow up 100 balloons OR lick 300 envelopes[00:54:25] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode where we complain about our busy schedules. Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if an element on the periodic table was missing?Time Stamps[00:01:06] Wendy’s RPG[00:03:29] Ben’s Answer - $10,000[00:18:52] Chris’s Answer - $100[00:32:50] Marcus’s Answer - $1,000,000[00:45:01] Would you rather: have to sleep in a coffin OR live in a giant pumpkin?[00:50:30] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if an element on the periodic table was missing?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Ben’s Wedding[00:05:47] Marcus’s Answer - Hydrogen[00:21:02] Ben’s Answer - Carbon[00:34:04] Chris’s Answer - Synthetic Elements[00:47:00] Would you rather: grow hair 10 times as fast OR be completely hairless?[00:52:48] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:How would an underwater city work?Time Stamps[00:00:35] $5 Experiment Update[00:06:38] Chris’s Answer - Water Pressure[00:26:09] Marcus’s Answer - Energy and Heat[00:36:39] Ben’s Answer - Food and Supplies[00:54:57] Would you rather: drive on the wrong side of the road OR drive double the posted speed limit?[01:00:40] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if dragons were real?Time Stamps[00:00:35] $5 Experiment[00:08:04] Ben’s Answer - Hoarding Gold[00:19:53] Marcus’s Answer - Flying and Breathing Fire[00:35:40] Chris’s Answer - Chinese Dragons[00:46:02] Would you rather: control the weather OR talk to dead people?[00:53:45] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode where we tear apart each other's answers. Tune into this Hypotheti-COOLEST exclusive episode.
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if you had octopus arms?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Roller Coasters Fears[00:04:39] Marcus’s Answer - Rock Climbing[00:22:25] Ben’s Answer - Cooking[00:35:17] Chris’s Answer - Crimes[00:48:19] Would you rather: not be able to wear black OR white?[00:51:49] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if all lead turned to gold?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Star Wars Lego Investment[00:05:32] Ben’s Answer - Value of Gold[00:19:19] Chris’s Answer - Lead Poisoning[00:29:58] Marcus’s Answer - Outer Space[00:42:36] Would you rather: have your elbows connected to each other OR knees connected to each other?[00:47:17] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if Earth was perfectly smooth?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Dungeons and Dragons[00:04:37] Chris’s Answer - Rain[00:22:02] Ben’s Answer - Transportation[00:35:50] Marcus’s Answer - Hunting[00:50:49] Would you rather: have a nosebleed that won’t stop OR live in a room that won’t stop spinning?[00:58:27] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:Who would win in a fight between Timmy Turner, Jimmy Neutron, and Invader Zim?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Voice Actors[00:06:01] Chris’s Fighter - Jimmy Neutron[00:11:15] Ben’s Answer - Invader Zim[00:21:14] Marcus’s Answer - Timmy Turner[00:29:53] The Fight[00:52:49] Would you rather: wake up every day thinking you are a different person OR wake up in a strange location?[00:59:26] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode where we keep getting off topic. Tune into this Hypotheti-COOLEST exclusive episode.
Check out Bill Hobson’s stuff below:The Big Impact: http://bigimpactpodcast.com/Fore Golfers Network: http://www.foregolfersnetwork.com/Marriage Talk: http://www.marriagetalk.org/Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, Ben Storms, and Bill Hobson answer this very important question:How would sports work without gravity?Time Stamps[00:00:39] Bill Hobson and Golf[00:07:33] Ben’s Answer - Baseball[00:20:23] Bill’s Answer - Golf[00:31:49] Marcus’s Answer - Football[00:47:48] Would you rather: never have to sleep OR never have to eat?[00:51:20] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode where we talk about our recent guest episodes, complain about horrible internet connections, and discuss this month's questions. Tune into this Hypotheti-COOLEST exclusive episode.
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer lots of questions in our sixth lightning round episode.Time Stamps[00:00:36] Marcus is sick again![00:04:26] What if every animal glowed like a firefly?[00:11:43] What if you always had to rhyme your sentences?[00:15:03] What if you could hear people’s thoughts?[00:19:28] What if everyone could hear your thoughts?[00:26:02] What if everyone was duplicated overnight?[00:33:31] What if it was always daytime?[00:40:36] What if it was always nighttime?[00:44:47] What if gunpowder didn’t exist?[00:49:33] Would you rather: replace fortune cookie fortunes with dirty jokes OR diet tips[00:54:25] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
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Philip Storms

Looking forward to riding my Absurd Segway around the park to see the inverted waterfalls(flows?)

Jun 6th
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