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Absurd Hypotheticals

Author: Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, Ben Storms

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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.
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Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if you had random superpowers?Time Stamps[00:02:01] Marcus’s Fighter - The Retching Blade[00:06:44] Chris’s Fighter - Wetty[00:12:14] Ben’s Fighter - Jimmy Eat World[00:19:08] Who has the dumbest backstory?[00:22:33] The Fight[00:43:55] Would you rather: your plants talk to you OR your goldfish talk to you?[00:53:01] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer lots of questions in our eighth lightning round episode.Time Stamps[00:00:36] Late New Years Resolutions[00:03:30] What if it was always overcast?[00:08:48] What if it snowed styrofoam instead of snow?[00:14:03] What if you had a giant peach?[00:22:12] What if your house could transform into a giant robot?[00:28:27] What if clouds formed at sea level?[00:34:35] What if everyone turned vegan overnight?[00:38:15] What if storks actually delivered babies?[00:43:49] What if you couldn’t enter someone else’s personal space?[00:47:58] What if your skin changed color with your mood (like a mood ring)?[00:53:17] Would you rather: be able to bend your body like a snake OR squeeze through tight places like an octopus[00:58:43] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer three Valentine’s Day questions:Time Stamps[00:00:48] Ben’s Wedding[00:07:06] Marcus’s Question - What if candy hearts were the only form of communication?[00:28:40] Chris’s Question - What if couples always had to hold hands?[00:39:56] Ben’s Question - What if the New York subway tunnels were tunnels of love?[00:51:04] Would you rather: burp every time someone kisses you OR fart every time someone hugs you?[00:55:53] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode where we talk about the future of Absurd Hypotheticals and our plans for 2020. Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:How would you improve golf?Time Stamps[00:03:04] Chris’s Answer - Giant Mini Golf[00:15:24] Marcus’s Answer - Player Interaction[00:24:03] Ben’s Answer - Hybrid Sport[00:40:46] Would you rather: make a burrito with everything from your refrigerator OR a soup with everything from your pantry?[00:53:26] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode where we talk about intro topics and Absurdy Awards. Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreTo finish off the year, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms look back at the best of Absurd Hypotheticals in 2019 in our 2nd Annual Absurdy Awards.Time StampsBest Lightning Round[00:03:26] Nominee 1 - Immovable Toaster (Episode 70)[00:05:08] Nominee 2 - Everyone Can Hear Your Thoughts (Episode 60)[00:06:47] Winner - Glow Like Fireflies (Episode 60)Most Devious Crime[00:08:51] Nominee 1 - Snake Bank Heist (Episode 48)[00:10:40] Nominee 2 - Octopus Car Theft (Episode 65)[00:13:30] Winner - Elon Musk (Episode 34)Most Incorrect Fact[00:15:30] Nominee 1 - Living in a Bottomless Hole (Episode 50)[00:17:31] Nominee 2 - Toucan Sam Super Strength (Episode 33)[00:20:07] Winner - Giant Drop of Water (Episode 63)Most Unexpected Turn[00:23:23] Nominee 1 - Communist Monopoly (Episode 74)[00:26:36] Nominee 2 - Lightsaber Space Probe (Episode 35)[00:28:27] Winner - Vultures and Cows in India (Episode 53)Best Would You Rather[00:31:42] Nominee 1 - Mad Scientist Party/Cannibal Party (Episode 72)[00:33:17] Nominee 2 - Run 100 mph/Fly 10 mph (Episode 51)[00:35:37] Winner - Connected Elbows/Connected Knees (Episode 64)Raising the Space Bar[00:37:35] Nominee 1 - Earth from Thanksgiving Dinner (Episode 73)[00:39:12] Nominee 2 - Earth’s Magnetic Field (Episode 54)[00:40:56] Winner - Donut Earth (Episode 38)Hardest Question[00:44:10] Nominee 1 - No One Can Go Outside (Episode 75)[00:45:15] Nominee 2 - Elements Disappear (Episode 68)[00:47:46] Winner - 30 mph Light (Episode 46)Best Fighter[00:51:03] Nominee 1 - Kool-Aid Man (Episode 47)[00:52:41] Nominee 2 - Timmy Turner (Episode 62)[00:54:01] Winner - Power Puff Girls (Episode 42)Broke the Most Physics[00:56:47] Nominee 1 - Sound is Visible (Episode 58)[00:59:07] Nominee 2 - Roads are Rivers (Episode 37)[01:01:26] Winner - Nothing Dissolves in Water (Episode 39)Best in Show[01:04:54] Nominee 1 - Dolphin Water Polo (Episode 45)[01:06:07] Nominee 2 - Reindeer Water Polo (Episode 77)[01:07:52] Winner - Dinosaurs (Episode 41)Best Sport Created[01:10:00] Nominee 1 - Underwater Basketball (Episode 45)[01:11:29] Nominee 2 - Ice Tennis (Episode 76)[01:12:28] Winner - Footbowl (Episode 36)Most Absurd Hypothetical[01:15:11] Nominee 1 - Underwater City (Episode 67)[01:19:21] Nominee 2 - Cereal Mascot Fight (Episode 33)[01:21:30] Winner - 1% Faster Every Month (Episode 51)[01:24:32] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if you could perfectly train reindeer?Time Stamps[00:05:13] Ben’s Answer - Origin of Santa’s Reindeer[00:16:30] Marcus’s Answer - Water Polo[00:23:48] Chris’s Answer - Toy Delivery[00:36:05] Would you rather: chug a gallon of eggnog all at once OR sit on Santa’s lap for an hour?[00:47:54] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Absurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if all sports were on ice?Time Stamps[00:00:43] Ben’s Answer - Tennis[00:13:26] Marcus’s Answer - Golf[00:22:04] Chris’s Answer - Baseball[00:30:46] Would you rather: be locked overnight in a department store OR an amusement park?[00:37:34] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Absurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if no one could go outside?Time Stamps[00:00:44] Ben’s Answer - Will We Survive?[00:11:53] Chris’s Answer - Vitamin D[00:26:53] Marcus’s Answer - Emergency Services[00:38:12] Would you rather: battle pirates OR vikings?[00:44:56] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode where we argue about a fight. Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if life was like a board game?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Pet Acupuncture[00:06:05] Ben’s Answer - Monopoly[00:19:05] Chris’s Answer - The Game of Life[00:32:33] Marcus’s Answer - Dungeons and Dragons[00:44:12] Would you rather: wrap everything you eat with bacon OR slathered it with butter?[00:51:25] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if Earth was made of Thanksgiving dinner??Time Stamps[00:00:35] Chris found a ruler in his bed[00:06:05] Ben’s Answer - Mashed Potato Mountains[00:21:15] Chris’s Answer - Tectonic Pie Crust[00:34:17] Marcus’s Answer - Does Earth Form?[00:48:40] Would you rather: your fingernails grow 100x faster OR have no fingernails?[00:55:15] Thankfulness Metaphors[00:57:54] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if you got 1% stronger every month?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Worst Hitmen Ever[00:05:20] Marcus’s Answer - Strongman[00:18:19] Chris’s Answer - Too Strong[00:33:22] Ben’s Answer - Live in Isolation[00:44:39] JPEG wins an Emmy?[00:47:08] Would you rather: go to a cannibal party OR mad scientist party?[00:52:18] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:Which Nintendo character would win in a fight?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Nashville Party Vehicles[00:04:20] The Fighters[00:07:06] Chris’s Answer - Mario[00:18:03] Ben’s Answer - Samus[00:32:32] Marcus’s Answer - Link[00:42:04] The Fight[00:53:48] Would you rather: read 10 times faster OR write 10 times faster?[00:58:36] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer lots of questions in our seventh lightning round episode.Time Stamps[00:00:36] Salem in October[00:05:02] What if you had an immovable object?[00:09:47] What if all cotton turned into cotton candy?[00:13:30] What if everything you touched turned to gold?[00:17:01] What if our teeth were like shark teeth?[00:21:28] What if you had to stay upside-down at all times?[00:24:57] What if you were an old-time pirate in the modern world?[00:28:16] What if every animal had a unicorn horn?[00:34:13] What if cannons were the only form of travel?[00:38:38] How would you over-dramatically quit your job after winning the lottery?[00:42:23] Would you rather: blow up 100 balloons OR lick 300 envelopes[00:54:25] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode where we complain about our busy schedules. Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if an element on the periodic table was missing?Time Stamps[00:01:06] Wendy’s RPG[00:03:29] Ben’s Answer - $10,000[00:18:52] Chris’s Answer - $100[00:32:50] Marcus’s Answer - $1,000,000[00:45:01] Would you rather: have to sleep in a coffin OR live in a giant pumpkin?[00:50:30] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if an element on the periodic table was missing?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Ben’s Wedding[00:05:47] Marcus’s Answer - Hydrogen[00:21:02] Ben’s Answer - Carbon[00:34:04] Chris’s Answer - Synthetic Elements[00:47:00] Would you rather: grow hair 10 times as fast OR be completely hairless?[00:52:48] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:How would an underwater city work?Time Stamps[00:00:35] $5 Experiment Update[00:06:38] Chris’s Answer - Water Pressure[00:26:09] Marcus’s Answer - Energy and Heat[00:36:39] Ben’s Answer - Food and Supplies[00:54:57] Would you rather: drive on the wrong side of the road OR drive double the posted speed limit?[01:00:40] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
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