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Absurd Hypotheticals

Author: Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, Ben Storms

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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.
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Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Absurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstore On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, Ben Storms, and Jason Paul answer this very important question: What if people had to hibernate? Time Stamps [00:00:35] How did we meet Jason? [00:02:25] Marcus’s Answer - Power and Food [00:14:24] Jason’s Answer - Social Impacts [00:24:30] Chris’s Answer - How to Gain Fat [00:41:18] Would you rather: box a kangaroo OR tussle with a moose? [00:49:08] Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Absurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstore On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question: What if sound was visible? Time Stamps [00:00:35] Zombie Tree [00:06:00] Chris’s Answer - Cars [00:21:23] Ben’s Answer - Entertainment [00:34:31] Marcus’s Answer - Why Can’t We See Sound? [00:43:42] Would you rather: be rebuilt as a machine OR as an animal? [00:51:19] Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Absurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstore On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question: Which soda mascot would win in a fight? Time Stamps [00:00:35] Fidgeting [00:05:19] Marcus’s Fighter - Cool Spot (7-Up) [00:14:51] Chris’s Fighter - Pepsiman (Pepsi) [00:25:53] Ben’s Fighter - Polar Bear (Coke) [00:34:45] The Fight [00:48:37] Would you rather: age backward OR forward? [00:55:45] Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Absurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstore On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question: What if you had to make every decision with a coin flip? Time Stamps [00:00:35] Board Games Convention [00:06:50] Marcus’s Answer - Daily Life [00:23:16] Ben’s Answer - Gambling [00:36:40] Chris’s Answer - Can We Control It? [00:50:16] Would you rather: have your entire body covered in wool OR scales? [00:59:20] Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Check Out Zach Bohannon’s Books At: https://moltenuniversemedia.com/Listen To The Career Author Podcast At: https://thecareerauthor.com/podcast/Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Absurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstore On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Chris Yee, Ben Storms, and Zach Bohannon answer this very important question: What if video game items existed in real life? Time Stamps [00:00:38] Who is Zach Bohannon? [00:04:31] Ben’s Answer - The Hookshot (The Legend of Zelda) [00:17:17] Zach’s Answer - The Focus (Horizon Zero Dawn) [00:27:14] Chris’s Answer - The Buster Sword (Final Fantasy VII) [00:42:04] Would you rather: always have to dance when you’re in public OR always have to sing when you’re in public [00:49:10] Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Absurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstore On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question: What if Earth had no magnetic field? Time Stamps [00:00:35] Chris moves to a new apartment [00:08:25] Chris’s Answer - Animals [00:21:50] Ben’s Answer - Everyone Dies [00:34:01] Marcus’s Answer - Can We Fix It? [00:52:44] Would you rather: have endless hiccups OR be endlessly itchy [00:58:02] Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Check Out Alex Williams On His Website: https://www.knightworthy.comSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Absurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstore On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Alex Williams answer this very important question: What if birds didn’t exist? Time Stamps [00:00:31] Who is Alex Williams? [00:09:32] Chris’s Answer - Food [00:22:08] Alex’s Answer - Evolution [00:33:32] Marcus’s Answer - Vultures [00:51:01] Would you rather: sneeze every 10 seconds OR yawn every 10 seconds [00:56:02] Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode where we talk about recent changes to the show, reveal our research process for each question, and discuss this month's hypotheticals. Tune into this Hypotheti COOLEST exclusive episode.
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Absurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstore On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question: What if RED, WHITE, and BLUE were the only colors? Time Stamps [00:00:35] Ben’s 10 Year High School Reunion [00:07:40] Chris’s Answer - Nature [00:23:58] Ben’s Answer - Art [00:36:34] Marcus’s Answer - Information [00:51:23] Would you rather: moan louder every time the cashier scans an item OR only be able to buy things with pennies [00:57:37] Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Absurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstore On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question: What if you got 1% faster every month? Time Stamps [00:00:35] Ben’s Car Problems [00:08:26] Ben’s Answer - Running Fast [00:23:04] Marcus’s Answer - Kicking Fast [00:37:36] Chris’s Answer - Mundane Tasks Fast [00:50:49] Would you rather: be able to run 100 MPH OR fly 10 MPH [00:58:02] Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
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Philip Storms

Looking forward to riding my Absurd Segway around the park to see the inverted waterfalls(flows?)

Jun 6th
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