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Marcus’s wedding has us busier than expected. Because of this, we have decided to extend our hiatus a bit longer. Our new return date is June 6. See you soon!
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms are tackle another lightning round! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:29 - What if everyone lived in a trash can? 00:13:15 - What if you had a tail? 00:17:42 - What if everyone had a tail? 00:19:44 - What if we forgot everything we knew about animals and plants? 00:24:23 - What if you lived in a sand castle? 00:31:32 - What if all animals had stingers? 00:41:31 - What if half-lives were much shorter? 00:47:35 - Would you rather: always be filled with hunger OR hatred? 00:52:35 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms are smellier! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:28 - Chris’s Answer - Loud 00:10:42 - Ben’s Answer - Bright 00:20:30 - Marcus’s Answer - Smelly 00:29:12 - Would you rather: be able to remember everything perfectly OR be able to see one hour into the future? 00:42:53 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms commit crimes with Disney princesses! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:43 - Ben’s Answer - Cinderella 00:11:49 - Chris’s Answer - Mulan 00:22:02 - Marcus’s Answer - Elsa 00:34:31 - The Best Crime Spree 00:46:55 - Would you rather: have an extra eye OR an extra arm? 00:54:14 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms soak up the sun! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:30 - Ben’s Answer - Could We Survive? 00:11:56 - Marcus’s Answer - Animals 00:29:03 - Chris’s Answer - Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide 00:40:23 - Would you rather: never be tired but need to sleep 15 hours a day OR always be tired but only have to sleep 4 hours a day? 00:46:27 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms anger the Greek gods! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:00 - Marcus’s Answer - Mount Olympus and the Gods 00:14:07 - Ben’s Answer - The Hydra 00:24:37 - Chris’s Answer - The Fates 00:34:22 - Would you rather: have an evil twin OR an evil child? 00:41:07 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms train dogs! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:58 - Chris’s Answer - Poker 00:14:29 - Ben’s Answer - Air Bud 00:27:51 - Marcus’s Answer - Smell 00:40:23 - Would you rather: always type OR always write by hand? 00:45:55 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms have secret identities! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:41 - Ben’s Fighter - Batman 00:07:13 - Chris’s Fighter - Agent 47 00:13:41 - Marcus’s Fighter - Light Yagami 00:17:33 - The Fight 00:48:07 - The Results 00:51:30 - Would you rather: burp bubbles OR fart green fumes? 00:54:37 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms play with gadgets…Batman’s gadgets! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:43 - Marcus’s Answer - Batmobile 00:14:33 - Chris’s Answer - Bat Signal 00:27:06 - Ben’s Answer - Bat Shark Repellent 00:36:27 - Would you rather: have a duck that oinks OR a pig that quacks? 00:43:52 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms improve tennis! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:05 - Chris’s Answer - Long Rallies 00:10:37 - Ben’s Answer - Soccer 00:18:43 - Marcus’s Answer - Electrons 00:30:29 - Would you rather: play a highly competitive game of Red Rover OR musical chairs? 00:39:55 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms watch mascots play football! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:50 - AFC Wild Card Playoffs 00:28:54 - AFC Divisional Playoffs 00:35:29 - AFC Championship 00:37:07 - NFC Wild Card Playoffs 00:56:17 - NFC Divisional Playoffs 01:01:35 - NFC Championship 01:03:14 - Super Bowl 01:08:18 - Would you rather: play a highly competitive game of Red Rover OR musical chairs? 01:12:59 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms call the plumber! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:05 - What if clouds were solid/semi-solid? 00:07:52 - What if the internet broke? 00:15:15 - What if you had a maximum number of steps per day? 00:21:47 - What if all toilets disappeared overnight? 00:27:22 - What if all dogs were as big as Clifford? 00:31:08 - What if all animals and plants produced milk? 00:35:06 - What if the speed of all animals reversed? 00:37:51 - What if all shopping was done with claw machines? 00:41:04 - What if all shopping was done with loot boxes? 00:47:00 - Would you rather: lose feeling in your legs OR or your arms for a week? 00:51:54 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode159Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms mash together lots of questions from 2021! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:18 - Chris’s Answer - Spider-Man/No Concrete/Animals Fly 00:16:46 - Ben’s Answer - Water Power/Rain Forever/Fludd 00:28:56 - Marcus’s Answer - Hockey/100 MPH/Deserts Are Desserts 00:39:22 - Would you rather: get motion sickness every time you run OR green slime shoot out of your nose when you sneeze? 00:46:24 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode158Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms it is Christmas, because every day is Christmas! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:21 - Ben’s Answer - Christmas Lights 00:12:47 - Marcus’s Answer - Christmas Trees 00:22:42 - Chris’s Answer - Christmas Day 00:30:47 - Would you rather: eat cereal with eggnog OR eat a candy cane sandwich? 00:39:00 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode157Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms it rains forever! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:48 - Chris’s Answer - Flooding 00:12:07 - Marcus’s Answer - Prehistoric 00:23:21 - Ben’s Answer - Snow 00:35:47 - Would you rather: have it rain honey OR oil? 00:41:56 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode156 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms watch animals run really slow and really fast! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:36 - Ben’s Answer - 1 mph 00:11:26 - Marcus’s Answer - 10 mph 00:20:46 - Chris’s Answer - 100 mph 00:32:06 - Would you rather: be an experimental patient for cryogenics OR human cloning? 00:39:41 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode155 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms pit three giant robots against each other! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:18 - Marcus’s Answer - Mechagodzilla 00:11:19 - Chris’s Answer - Voltron 00:20:13 - Ben’s Answer - Jaegers 00:30:23 - The Fight 00:53:43 - Would you rather: write greeting cards OR write obituaries for a living? 01:00:13 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode154 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms pit some famous robots against each other! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:08 - Ben’s Answer - Terminator 00:11:51 - Chris’s Answer - Astro Boy 00:23:36 - Marcus’s Answer - Bender 00:29:06 - The Fight 00:47:00 - Would you rather: never use a knife OR never use a spoon? 00:52:40 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode153 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms return to some old questions! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:58 - Marcus’s Answer - Zero Gravity Water Polo 00:12:49 - Chris’s Answer - Lego House 00:23:25 - Ben’s Answer - Spaghetti Bridge 00:35:32 - Would you rather: eliminate paper products OR eliminate emissions? 00:41:31 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
For a transcription of this episode, go to: https://www.nerdchomp.com/absurdhypotheticals/episode152 Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms stop doing very important things! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:21 - Marcus’s Answer - Eat/Drink 00:12:46 - Chris’s Answer - Sleep 00:23:31 - Ben’s Answer - Breathe 00:34:56 - Would you rather: enter a boxing match with no gloves OR a soccer game with no shoes? 00:41:01 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
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Philip Storms

Looking forward to riding my Absurd Segway around the park to see the inverted waterfalls(flows?)

Jun 6th
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