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Absurd Hypotheticals

Author: Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, Ben Storms

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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.
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Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if everyone lived underground?Time Stamps00:00:00 - Intro00:01:20 - Ben’s Answer - Food and Ventilation00:20:02 - Chris’s Answer - Physiology and Psychology00:33:20 - Marcus’s Answer - Expansion00:46:01 - Would you rather: be a giant hamster OR tiny rhino?00:56:58 - OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if everything was a mirror?Time Stamps00:00:00 - Intro00:02:26 - Ben’s Answer - What do things look like?00:14:09 - Marcus’s Answer - Vision and Heat00:26:18 - Chris’s Answer - Images00:37:59 - Would you rather: have a button that turns any red light green OR a car that recycles fuel?00:47:16 - OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms conduct three science fair experiments!Time Stamps00:00:00 - Intro00:01:23 - Marcus’s Answer - Vinegar and Baking Soda Volcano00:15:06 - Chris’s Answer - Potato Battery00:28:03 - Ben’s Answer - Mentos and Diet Coke00:43:27 - Would you rather: get pooped on by a bird 3 times a day for a week OR have poison ivy for a month?00:52:45 - OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode. This time we finally define what a floor is! Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if everyone lived in a shell?Time Stamps00:00:00 - Intro00:01:08 - Chris’s Answer - Shell Size00:10:34 - Ben’s Answer - Society00:24:49 - Marcus’s Answer - Luxury00:39:44 - Would you rather: always day OR always night?00:46:11 - OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:Which Nicktoon cereal mascot would win in a fight?Time Stamps00:00:00 - Intro00:01:34 - Chris’s Fighter - Reptar00:08:43 - Marcus’s Fighter - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy00:19:06 - Ben’s Fighter - Powdered Toast Man00:30:07 - The Fight00:55:49 - Would you rather: take a bath in bourbon OR coffee?01:00:49 - OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms revisit some old questions in their very first throwback episode.Time Stamps00:00:00 - Intro00:01:33 - Marcus’s Answer - What if you could control the weather?00:13:34 - Chris’s Answer - What if the floor was lava?00:26:38 - Ben’s Answer - What if every meal was Thanksgiving dinner?00:42:55 - Would you rather: have roller skates permanently attached to your feet OR have the floor always be ice?00:53:40 - OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer a whole bunch of questions in another lighting round!Time Stamps00:00:00 - Intro00:01:40 - What if life was a musical?00:06:27 - What if we only used acronyms?00:09:05 - What if you were stuck in a time loop?00:14:42 - What if people didn’t have names?00:17:45 - What if cows had hands?00:21:53 - What if all objects were spheres?00:25:01 - What if you could walk on water?00:29:37 - What if you could never shower?00:33:50 - What if everyone stopped showering?00:34:55 - How would you improve the puppy bowl?00:39:04 - What if you had t-rex arms?00:45:00 - Would you rather: own a Pegasus OR an intelligent talking dog?00:53:11 - OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode. This time we test out a new segment! Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if you could perfectly train cats?Time Stamps00:00:00 - Intro00:00:59 - Marcus’s Answer - House Cats00:13:17 - Chris’s Answer - Big Cats00:24:21 - Ben’s Answer - Brain Parasite00:34:43 - Would you rather: have to grow hunt and kill your own food OR eat only Taco Bell for a year?00:49:18 - OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if no one had to eat?Time Stamps00:00:00 - Intro00:02:36 - Ben’s Answer - Food Industry00:14:35 - Chris’s Answer - Animals00:25:09 - Marcus’s Answer - Exploration00:34:58 - Would you rather: have an alarm clock with the smell of breakfast OR positive affirmations?00:43:20 - OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms choose more random super powers and fight to the death!Time Stamps00:00:00 - Intro00:01:30 - Marcus’s Fighter - Oil Rig00:06:12 - Chris’s Fighter - Judge Jelly00:11:31 - Ben’s Fighter - Nick of Time00:18:05 - Who has the dumbest origin story?00:19:46 - The Fight00:46:40 - Would you rather: live among the clouds OR beneath the ocean?00:52:50 - OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if your brain was connected to the internet?Time Stamps00:00:00 - Intro00:01:18 - Marcus’s Answer - Game Shows00:19:00 - Chris’s Answer - Spoilers00:35:07 - Ben’s Answer - Chess00:50:04 - Would you rather: spend all of your money shopping on Amazon OR Ebay?00:56:08 - OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode. This time we discuss our recurring epiosdes. Sports, animals, lightning rounds, grab bags, and more! Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if you could perfectly train elephants?Time Stamps00:00:00 - Intro00:01:20 - Marcus’s Answer - Basketball00:13:30 - Chris’s Answer - Heist00:30:49 - Ben’s Answer - Boats00:44:14 - Would you rather: never use a credit card OR pay for food only using pennies?00:52:03 - OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if it was always overcast?Time Stamps[00:01:01] Chris’s Answer - Time[00:15:45] Ben’s Answer - Navigation[00:32:57] Marcus’s Answer - Plants[00:41:39] Would you rather: crush a snail shell with your teeth OR scale a fish with your fingernails?[00:48:49] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if everyone was 1” tall?Time Stamps[00:01:11] Ben’s Answer - Nutrition[00:14:34] Chris’s Answer - Trees[00:25:42] Marcus’s Answer - Drones[00:38:30] Would you rather: live in Zelda OR Minecraft?[00:47:46] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Purchase the Beyond the Galaxy Anthology: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08B1SF48K/Donate to Techbridge Girls: https://techbridgegirls.org/Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer three long questions!Time Stamps[00:02:09] Ben’s Answer - What if your legs grew 1” every month?[00:15:02] Chris’s Answer - What if your hair was uncuttable?[00:29:45] Marcus’s Answer - What if your neck grew 1” every month?[00:44:35] Would you rather: always talk like Goofy OR Mickey Mouse?[00:50:09] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:How would you improve bowling?Time Stamps[00:02:39] Marcus’s Answer - Top Bowling[00:13:53] Chris’s Answer - Two Teams, Two Sides[00:24:06] Ben’s Answer - Animals[00:40:18] Would you rather: eat with only your fingers OR chopsticks?[00:48:21] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode. This time we discuss our 100th episode of the podcast. Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.
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Philip Storms

Looking forward to riding my Absurd Segway around the park to see the inverted waterfalls(flows?)

Jun 6th
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