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Absurd Hypotheticals

Author: Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, Ben Storms

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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.
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Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if all digital data disappeared? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:37 - Marcus’s Answer - Immediate Impact 00:17:54 - Ben’s Answer - What Happens to Money? 00:27:54 - Chris’s Answer - Movies 00:38:57 - Would you rather: ketchup OR ranch dressing on everything you eat? 00:45:10 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer a whole bunch of questions in another lighting round! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:14 - What if everything was black and white? 00:04:34 - What if you had to keep moving to breathe? 00:08:41 - What if deserts were desserts? 00:12:32 - What if no one could talk? 00:16:05 - What if we could only whisper? 00:18:11 - What if pants disappeared? 00:24:03 - What if a bird lived in your beard? 00:27:46 - What if trees were the only plant? 00:31:27 - What if the sun was a black light? 00:34:36 - What if nothing got dirty? 00:38:23 - What if you knew how to do everything? 00:41:33 - Would you rather: steal Dracula’s cape OR Batman’s cape? 00:47:31 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if you had Spider-Man’s powers? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:29 - Marcus’s Answer - Space Junk 00:16:02 - Chris’s Answer - Football 00:29:25 - Ben’s Answer - Spidey Sense Warning System 00:39:19 - Would you rather: have a hen that lays golden eggs OR a money tree? 00:51:11 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if all cows disappeared? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:09 - Chris’s Answer - Fast Food 00:20:05 - Ben’s Answer - Global Warming 00:30:27 - Marcus’s Answer - Cow Investment 00:39:47 - Would you rather: find a dead body OR 50 live snakes in your car? 00:48:00 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode. This time we talk about how ben always wins! Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms choose more random superpowers and fight to the death!Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:00 - Marcus’s Fighter - Honey Shot 00:10:06 - Chris’s Fighter - Gallup Pollman 00:18:24 - Ben’s Fighter - Daisy Chain 00:24:57 - The Fight 00:43:29 - Would you rather: a bug fly up your nose OR down your throat? 00:47:05 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode. This time we look over the past year of the podcast! Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms wrap up the year by combining a whole bunch of questions!Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:49 - Ben’s Answer - 2 Questions 00:13:50 - Chris’s Answer - 3 Questions 00:21:41 - Marcus’s Answer - 4 Questions 00:35:42 - Would you rather: be a cyclops OR minotaur? 00:46:16 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if every house was a gingerbread house? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:41 - Ben’s Answer - Nutrition 00:18:28 - Chris’s Answer - Supplies 00:32:17 - Marcus’s Answer - Preservation 00:47:13 - Would you rather: have Frosty OR Rudolph as a friend? 00:54:48 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms revisit some more old questions in another throwback episode.Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:47 - Ben’s Answer - What if you were 6 inches tall? 00:19:21 - Marcus’s Answer - What if friction was double? 00:32:50 - Chris’s Answer - What if Earth was perfectly smooth? 00:47:53 - Would you rather: compete in NASCAR OR the Kentucky Derby? 00:55:28 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms explore three Earth questions!Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:26 - Chris’s Answer - What if Earth’s elevations doubled? 00:12:50 - Ben’s Answer - What if Earth’s core disappeared? 00:24:28 - Marcus’s Answer - What if Earth was a gas planet? 00:39:03 - Would you rather: have an indestructible car OR home? 00:46:00 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhypeTwitter: @absurdhype
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode. This time we brainstorm a replacement for the Absurdy Awards! Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if you had Aquaman’s powers? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:13 - Marcus’s Answer - Shipwrecks 00:18:40 - Ben’s Answer - Car Heist 00:30:28 - Chris’s Answer - Squeezing Food 00:43:57 - Would you rather: find a land of giants OR land of people small as mice? 00:49:47 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:How would you improve Thanksgiving? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:20 - Chris’s Answer - Rules 00:10:35 - Ben’s Answer - Pie 00:23:08 - Marcus’s Answer - Parade 00:38:11 - Would you rather: Thanksgiving dinner with candy OR smoothies? 00:48:25 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer a whole bunch of questions in another lighting round!Time Stamps00:00:00 - Intro00:02:00 - What if everyone forgot everything overnight?00:10:03 - What if you had 20 fingers?00:15:30 - What if your head was twice as big?00:21:11 - What if all phones stopped working overnight?00:25:28 - What if you couldn’t blink?00:28:21 - What if you couldn’t stopped laughing?00:31:48 - What if all books disappeared?00:35:23 - What if sharknado was real?00:40:27 - What if every funeral was a Viking funeral?00:45:14 - Would you rather: be able to make it rain OR snow?00:50:06 - OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if life was like a video game?Time Stamps00:00:00 - Intro00:01:48 - Marcus’s Answer - Game Design00:17:31 - Chris’s Answer - Platformers00:34:03 - Ben’s Answer - The Sims00:47:32 - Would you rather: be stuck in an elevator OR Ferris wheel for 24 hours?00:54:57 - OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode. This time we talk about repeating ourselves! Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms discover three mythical creatures!Time Stamps00:00:00 - Intro00:00:59 - Chris’s Answer - Unicorns00:13:37 - Ben’s Answer - Leprechauns00:27:09 - Marcus’s Answer - Phoenixes00:41:08 - Would you rather: have extra wide feet OR super narrow feet?00:47:14 - OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if no one felt fear?Time Stamps00:00:00 - Intro00:03:28 - Marcus’s Answer - Survivability00:17:13 - Chris’s Answer - Punishment00:27:04 - Ben’s Answer - Motivation00:37:58 - Would you rather: be chased by 5 zombies OR 1 werewolf?00:45:37 - OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsReview Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhypeSponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:What if everyone lived underground?Time Stamps00:00:00 - Intro00:01:20 - Ben’s Answer - Food and Ventilation00:20:02 - Chris’s Answer - Physiology and Psychology00:33:20 - Marcus’s Answer - Expansion00:46:01 - Would you rather: be a giant hamster OR tiny rhino?00:56:58 - OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTwitter: @absurdhype
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Philip Storms

Looking forward to riding my Absurd Segway around the park to see the inverted waterfalls(flows?)

Jun 6th
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