Absurdcity

Welcome to Absurdcity! The Mighty Scarabi 1: "Origins" Witness the origin story of how Absurdcity's own superhero, The Mighty Scarabi was born! Mild-mannered and soft spoken Egyptologist at the local museum, Fred Finkle receives a mysterious package in the mail. Little did he know, the contents would change his, and our city's, life for ever. Cuomo & the Shrink Session 1: "Beige" Enter the literal definition of sad sack, Cuomo Peacock suffers from depression and just needs someone to listen to his ails. Finally giving in, he visits a therapist after all hope seems lost, and for lack of a better word, makes a splash. Featured Short Story: "Land of Nod, Pt. 1: Recite" Written by: Vincent St. Louis Read by: Steven Nutter Featured Song: "Home" by Scenic Void Listen on iTunes (https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/scenic-void/267159885) Listen on Soundcloud (https://soundcloud.com/scenicvoid) Featuring the vocal talents of: Alix Plancher, Tyson Gibbs, Jacob Harrison, Vincent St. Louis, Steven Nutter, and Patrick Jennings as Greg Louganis Absurdcity is created by Vincent St. Louis & Jacob Harrison Follow all of the comings and goings of our fair city at Facebook: @absurdcityshow (https://www.facebook.com/absurdcityshow/) Twitter: @absurdcityshow (https://twitter.com/absurdcityshow) For other works by Vincent check out his social media: Twitter: @vstlouisworks Tumblr: @vincentstlouisworks Facebook: @vincentstlouisworks

Welcome back to our lovely city! Recently, crime has been on the rise and in an effort to quell the numbers, Mayor Ronald Stump is holding a press conference to show case a new counter measure: robotic police officers. We join Hannah Banana live on the scene! "The Joy of Sculpting w/ Don Summers" Enjoy a laid back and informative session of sculpting with everyone's favorite imperturbable artisan of the adobe! In this exciting episode, Don teaches us about vases, or is it Vaaahhsees? The Mighty Scarabi 2: "Greenfinger" In this episode of Adventure Heroes Radio, our scarlet clad Scarabi faces down the sticky fingers of the greedy grip belonging to Absurdcity's first villain, Greenfinger! Will our hero cease his reign? Tune in to find out! The Force 1: "A Robot by Any Other Name" Officer Alvarez is introduced to his new robotic partner, RB8, and they run their first call together. Who will crack first? The rugged veteran cop? Or the robot with the exterior made of alloy from an asteroid? "Buckplug" We all know them, we all love them; but do we really know just what they're called? creative input by: Patrick Jennings Depth Perception 1: "Putt Up or Shut Up" Join hosts Ted and Ian as they, along with their guest experts, delve into the exciting and scandalous world of professional putt putt golf. creative input by: Steven Nutter Featured Short Story: "The Weary Traveler" Written by: Jacob Harrison Read by: Faith Abraham Featured Song: "SAVEYA" by Reposado www.reposadomusic.com (http://www.reposadomusic.com/) www.facebook.com/vivareposado (https://www.facebook.com/vivareposado/) Featuring the vocal talents of: Alix Plancher, Vincent St. Louis, Faith Abraham, Tyson Gibbs, Zaavan Mewis, Jacob Harrison, and Patrick Jennings as Greg Louganis Absurdcity is created by Vincent St. Louis & Jacob Harrison Follow all of the comings and goings of our fair city at Facebook: @absurdcityshow (https://www.facebook.com/absurdcityshow/) Twitter: @absurdcityshow (https://twitter.com/absurdcityshow) For other works by Vincent check out his social media: Twitter: @vstlouisworks Tumblr: @vincentstlouisworks Facebook: @vincentstlouisworks

Welcome back to our beloved domed city! It has become more prevalent in recent years about the increase in the number of those afflicted by the debilitating disease, Gastro-Invisibilia, which leaves the sufferer without a midsection. Join our Eye Witness News anchor Simon Davies as he interviews Dr. Jessica Richter from the Sekhmet Regional Medical Center to have a look at what strides she and her colleagues are making in curing this dreadful disorder. “Crusader Vampires vs Kung Fu Werewolves” The popcorn horror movie of the summer, high school student Tammy Teagan must lead her small New England town in a fight for their lives to end an ancient feud between two warring factions who are bent on destroying everything in their path. Conrad Schwendler Scam 1: “Marketing Executive” Conrad Schwendler, con artist extraordinaire, finds a job at an ad agency who hope with everything they have that he can pull them out of their design rut and back into the spotlight. Little did they know, there are a few matters to attend to first, those of the seafood variety. Cuomo & The Shrink Session 2: “My Wife is a Porn Star” It’s pronounced Pe-ya-co... Never mind. Cuomo returns to work through a painful discovery on his home computer and reveals a secret condition that’s hanging heavy on his mind. PSA Tourette’s Syndrome A message brought to you from the Jive Turkey Network, meet Little Tommy Lieberman. He suffers from Tourette’s Syndrome and must navigate cautiously through his prepubescent life to avoid as much attention as possible. Although, he will learn, there’s always a perfect compliment out there for everyone! Featured Songs: “Forbidden Fruit” by A.B.Reign & Kaotiq Boi Entertainment "200 mph" by A.B.Reign & Sliz Instagram: @a.b_reign “Under Pressure” is performed by Queen and David Bowie “All You Need is Love” Performed by Choir! Choir! Choir! (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LX04DYUEHfU) Featuring the vocal talents of: Alix Plancher, Vincent St. Louis, Faith Abraham, Van Abraham, Tyson Gibbs, Jacob Harrison, Ross Sasse, and Patrick Jennings as Greg Louganis Absurdcity is created by Vincent St. Louis & Jacob Harrison Follow all of the comings and goings of our fair city at Facebook: @absurdcityshow Twitter: @absurdcityshow For other works by Vincent check out his social media: Twitter: @vstlouisworks Tumblr: @vincentstlouisworks Facebook: @vincentstlouisworks

The city is a little disturbed by the number of grave robberies occurring in our beloved dome as of late. Who is to blame? What can you do to protect your own entombed loved ones? Stay tuned as our Eyewitness News reporters Simon Davies and Hannah Banana interview several experts and eyewitnesses to get to the bottom of things. The Might Scarabi 3: “Winfred and the Woman” Fred has found himself without a job and on the verge of being broke; however, he has gained more control of his newfound powers. Across town, the lovely Vivian is being chased by two goons and trying to find solace anywhere she can. Will their two paths converge? Pest Control An unwitting pest control employee gets more than he bargained for on what he first assumes is a routine call. Little does he know, his customer has a few skeletons in his closet. Or in his bedroom. Depth Perception Pt. 2: “Who is Tyler Colvin? Our hosts Ted and Ian dig a little deeper into the tumultuous world of professional putt putt as their guests tell the story of a young upstart YouTube star who may be able to revitalize the league. The Force 2: “Grave Robbery” Alvarez and RB8 are sent out on a call to investigate the recent grave robberies and gross paths with a lascivious undertaker and a crazed preacher. Breaking Wind w/ guest: Psych0m0t0r Our esteemed host Keri Yuck interviews the brilliant mind behind the experimental metal band, Psych0m0t0r, and learns of his inspirations behind some famous songs. Featured story: “Horrors of Babylon” Prologue Written by: Vincent St. Louis Read by: Jason Loadholtes Featured song: “Dying (Acoustic)” by Psych0m0t0r Download other music featured in this episode at: https://psychomotor.bandcamp.com Featuring the vocal talents of: Alix Plancher, Vincent St. Louis, Jacob Harrison, Jason Loadholtes, and Patrick Jennings as Greg Louganis Absurdcity is created by Vincent St. Louis & Jacob Harrison Follow all of the comings and goings of our fair city at Facebook: @absurdcityshow Twitter: @absurdcityshow For other works by Vincent check out his social media: Twitter: @vstlouisworks Tumblr: @vincentstlouisworks Facebook: @vincentstlouisworks

We are in a time of unease and potential peril after receiving a threatening message from the K2 regime, the floating colony in orbit around our the lunar landscape we call home. Their tyrannical leader, Kim Long Dong, and our own Mayor Ronald Stump have been trading mean spirited and unsettling rhetoric as of late; Hannah Banana and cub reporter Click Click are reporting as the events unfold. On Absurdcity Tonight we welcome the illustrious Bronson Clark, marine biologist and shark apologist to discuss his work with aquatic predators and our very own band leader, Alix, performs a song! The Mighty Scarabi 4: “The Bug Signal” What’s that in the sky? A bird? A charter jet? No! It’s the scarab signal! Our hero Fred Finkle, on a date with the lovely Vivian, has his dinner interrupted by the call of justice! Springing into action the only way he can, Scarabi scales the water treatment tower to meet with the chief of police for his marching orders to save the city. Featured story: “Horrors of Babylon” Chp. 1 Written and Read by: Vincent St. Louis Science Hour w/ Frian Plato: On this episode of Absurcity Public Radio’s (APR) Science Hour, your host Frian Plato interviews the leading scientist in the field of resurrection, Sheldon Lazaro, and his interestingly endowed assistant, Miranda Pho-Kane. The Force 3: “Convergence” Officer Alvarez and his robotic partner RB8 question a famous pottery sculptor for his questionable merchandise when they’re interrupted by a call for all units to respond to Founders Square. Evil is afoot! Featuring the vocal talents of: Alix Plancher, Vincent St. Louis, Jacob Harrison, Jason Loadholtes, Tyson Gibbs, and Patrick Jennings as Greg Louganis Absurdcity is created by Vincent St. Louis & Jacob Harrison Follow all of the comings and goings of our fair city on: Facebook: @absurdcityshow Twitter: @absurdcityshow For other works by Vincent check out his social media: Twitter: @vstlouisworks Tumblr: @vincentstlouisworks Facebook: @vincentstlouisworks

A strange and unprecedented phenomenon is occurring in our beloved city: thunderstorms! Two groups of Absurdcity residents, one a group of friends, the other a married couple, run into strangers walking alone in the rain. Their paths converge as they return the two to their home: a large, foreboding castle where there is something sinister about. Join us on this special episode of The Midnight Place. The Force 4: "Finding Jasper" Meanwhile, across town, the crotchety Detective Alvarez and his trusted robotic sidekick, RB8, are on the trail of the culprit for the recent string of grave robberies in the city. Will they manage to pin down their culprit? Happy Halloween, everyone! Featuring short stories: "Haddonfield: The Introduction" Written by: Vincent St. Louis Read by: Jacob Harrison "No Feet" Written and Performed by: Vincent St. Louis "Thump" Written and Performed by: Jacob Harrison Featuring the vocal talents of: Alix Plancher, Vincent St. Louis, Jacob Harrison, Melanie Burks, and Patrick Jennings as Greg Louganis Absurdcity is created by Vincent St. Louis & Jacob Harrison Follow all of the comings and goings of our fair city at Facebook: @absurdcityshow Twitter: @absurdcityshow For other works by Vincent check out his social media: 
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It is a bleak and cold Christmas Eve Absurdicty. The citizens of our fair city are bursting with holiday spirit, well, all except Randy Bluth. He hates Christmas. For him, the joyous occasion is, in his words, "fiddle faddle." It has been seven years sense his business partner, and only friend, Rush Marley passed away. Randy, however, doesn't allow himself to succumb to any mourning or sentimentality. He's too absorbed in his hair-brained conspiracy theories. That is, until he is visited by a special guest on this magical evening, unleashing a cavalcade of mystical events that will make this Christmas, one Randy will never forget. Songs featured: "Do You Know?" by The Impossebulls "Christmas Shopping at the Dollar Store" by Donnie Ozone "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" is performed by Frank Sinatra Featuring the vocal talents of: Alix Plancher, Vincent St. Louis, Jacob Harrison, Melanie Burks, Tyson Gibbs, Jason Loadholtes, and Patrick Jennings as Greg Louganis Absurdcity is created by Vincent St. Louis & Jacob Harrison Follow all of the comings and goings of our fair city on: Facebook: @absurdcityshow Twitter: @absurdcityshow For other works by Vincent check out his social media: Twitter: @vstlouisworks Tumblr: @vincentstlouisworks Facebook: @vincentstlouisworks