Accuracy Third

2025. What is it? How's it taste? What's it taste like? Let's find out! Odyssey update! Ranger Smer shmer. Tiring bicycling. RV trash. The funniests. Real Bike talk. Solo Adventures. Giant Dumpster. Compliment Booth. Good job, Beth! Chaotic influences happening. Thanks to Kimberly. Good cop. Poop talk. Thunder doh! Exodus. ARTS: Trash Fence Panda Portal Tetherballs Disco Snail The Temple The Stag John Bastard Memorial  See Saws Nest The Polio Rodeo Plumbing Service & Temporal Anomaly The Sphinxes Moonlight Library That Structure We Came Upon Patches  Sea Monster Face your Demon Ozymandias MUSIC: "Exodus Road Wubb Wub" by dday 

Drive Time Third. Avoidance dance. NEW! Old swag! Gross Can O' Something That I Got.  The media we mention:  DIRECTORS - Ari Aster, Jordan Peele, The Daniels, Yorgos Lanthimos, James Gunn, Jim Jarmusch, P. T. Anderson MOVIES - Brian & Charles, Poor Things, The Dead Don't Die, Ghost Dog, Dead Man TV - Peacemaker, The Toxic Avenger, Battle After Battle AUTHORS - N.K. Jemisin, Rebecca Roanhorse, Philip K. Dick, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. NOVELS - Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro, Downbelow Station by C. J. Cherryh, Riverworld by Philip Jose Farmer, The Diamond Age by Neal Stephenson, Sabriel by Garth Nix, A Libertarian Walks Into a Bear: The Utopian Plot to Liberate an American Town (And Some Bears) by Matthew Hongoltz-Hetlingm, A Confederate General from Big Sur by Richard Brautigan, Vineland by Thomas Pynchon WOULD YOU RATHERS: Cold Day — Find out someone has been living in your attic without you knowing, or find 300 large spiders up there? Stage Dive — Would you rather reach into a porto to grab your phone or run the ultra marathon? Spooky Dookie — Would you rather open “the bucket” you found during resto or drink from a random bottle found in deep playa  Boyscout — Would you rather do without footwear or personal shade/tent? Spooky Dookie — Would you rather climb up “night at the climb in” (the car spike) or roll down the wedge KC — Would you rather camp in a camp full of your own exes (you don't get to choose which ones) or camp where your only other campmates have all dated each other and ended on bad terms? Spooky Dookie — Would you rather camp all the way out at k or next to esplanade sound camps Stage Dive — Would you rather camp in kidsville or a sound camp Kazariah — If you were a hotdog, and you were starving.... Would you eat yourself? LateBus - also, I am not a stickler for rules usually bit I feel like this is not the correct format. it has to be.... if you were a hot dog would you rather eat yourself, or throw yourself down a hallway ? Kazariah — Would you rather be a "rules stickler" or a "French tickler"? Lexy — I think the real question is would your rather be a hotdog and eat another hotdog, or be a human and eat a hotdog that might have like a tiny bit of human flesh in it GhostNawa — Would you rather drink hot carbonated urine or cold carbonated urine? AMAs: RictaShrubs — If you could miniaturize one animal, and keep it as a pet, which animal would miniaturize, and why? Front Tug — What's your best advice for a new burner coming to the playa for the first time this year? Front Tug — And, what's your best advice for an old crusty as fuck burner coming to the playa for the thousanth time this year? Stage Dive — Where did you go camping on the Oregon coast? I'm thinking of a camping trip in that area to meet my bay area friends half way. ScottK — is Burning Wish still A Thing? Stage Dive — When will the Listener Appreciation Party be at off Center Camp? Glowworm — Did A3RD ever get anyone from a turn key / plug-and-play camp to come on the show for an interview? Compost Queen — Question for A3rd: How hard was it to secure the Greeter’s bar for this year’s listener appreciation party? Snarkle Pony — question for A3rd. WTF were you thinking releasing a SIX HOUR podcast? Punisher Lamplighter — If there was any event, and price wasn’t an option, that you would want to attend that isn’t Burn- related, what would it be? Hope-ful — S05BB07: is there a place where I can find the Attack questions? Stage Dive — What is the context behind the buttholes for Beth channel? Stage Dive — What are your feelings about compliments? LateBus - What are your feelings about condiments? Mattguyver — And as a follow up, what would you consider the most versatile condiment? Glowworm — Y'all read any good books recently? Looking for a new novel for the summer chilling by the pool/river sessions Cold Day — What are the ratios for the creme de menthe / da bomb concoction, what do you call it, and do you mind me copying it? speebs — Been listening through the season finally - would it be poor taste to make a sticker that says “spoiler alert, Larry’s dead” Ghost Nawa - I'm arriving for build week on Monday, and Arctica doesn't open until Midweek some time. Advice on avoiding food poisoning and getting to have some fresh-adjacent food? LISTENER APPRECIATION PARTY Wednesday, August 27, 2025 @ 2:00 PM Playa Time @ Camp GotALotGoin'On @ 3:45 & Atwood MUSIC: "Experience 1st" By: D-day "Human Music" By: Beth  "Life is Excellent" by: Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqmRdp11DlI https://bobbyjoeebola.com/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd  

The Assless Chaplain at the Assless Chapel. A complex bitch. Married 'till Monday. Bond with your neighbors. Mona's logo. Stupid comes out with him. Visit Salida, CO. Libertarianizing the protesters. Poop & America. Real Zionist talking points. Libertarianism vs. Libertarianism in general and burn-cific. Three is company. Mud Between Toes Sex Camp. The Institute confession. Burning My Crepe. Well behaved Turkey. Assless Chapel Material. Spanky's on that pole. threat Camp. We set up a playground and Beth nearly died. Here's Drug Overlord Jesus.  WATCH: Dan Da Dan and Party Down Life Is a Festival Podcast https://www.eamonarmstrong.com/lifeisafestival LISTENER APPRECIATION PARTY Wednesday, August 27, 2025 @ 2:00 PM Playa Time @ Camp GotALotGoin'On @ 3:45 & Atwood MUSIC: "Fuck You, You Fuckin' POS IDF Motherfucker" By: Dday JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Nuttbutt is great on the radio. Actual Medical Dispatch. HPOTC = Bubbles. A Playa Home Companion. DPW Red Shirt. Barbie Death Village. Gunther the Sky Bison. Mom's Hostile Hostel. The Airporters. A full day. Sociocracy and structures like that. Fence day & Gate Logistics. The art rules. Longer sticks. The Ramp of Death. Hikers with guns. Orangework Clocks. Wanna pee in my jar? Hot starch lunch. Shitty Moon Cheese. Cop shop ATM. What-What in a Cup.  LISTENER APPRECIATION PARTY Wednesday, August 27, 2025 @ 2:00 PM Playa Time @ Camp GotALotGoin'On @ 3:45 & Atwood MUSIC: "Lizard Boy Goes To the Sewers" By: HandStuff JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Crystal stagediver. Going Emily-style. Yesterday through the middle of today. Team Mud Foot. Mr. Critical Bingus. Baby bird. Happy ending not our problem. Fuck the IDF. Elephant Tower camp. All the wood, out of your asshole. Shouting at people. Black aria. Surfer on Acid is delicious. What did you do today? LISTENER APPRECIATION PARTY Wednesday, August 27, 2025 @ 2:00 PM Playa Time @ Camp GotALotGoin'On @ 3:45 & Atwood MUSIC: "Human Music" By: Beth JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Metric & Otto von Danger plus Erin sometimes. Also, and Xeno. An evening with Gen X-PW. Floating World. Mobile Refrigerators. The La Contessa. Man Base. Impersonating a LEO. 3rd Street. Combustible Russ. Camp Sunscreen. Labor violations. The first Frog Bat. WHRW. The One Armed Man again. Now, with six arms. Stealing The Man. Burn Wall Street. Burn The Wall Street Journal. Shooter . Chupacabra Policia. L. Ron Harvey. F of Black R. Jiffy Lubing. Stewards of the Black Rock Desert. KBRU. KDPW.  MUSIC: "Experience 1st" By: D-day JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Kerrville, Tx. Back then: ePlaya. Dancing in the white out. Opera & ultra violence. The Santa Cruz Village Idiot. Janky ass genny drama. Synonymous S.Os. Complaint Department. Run Free. Hokey Pokey. Camp Stella. Photo Gartho. Bus burning. The group conscience. The Jaguar Years. The art car Mush. Danarchy. Multigenetrationalism. Baseline or billboards? Two zip ties and a cardboard. Remember the E-Playa? Safe harbor. Burning Man Complaint Dept. Blame assignment. What hospitality is, exactly. The green reserves tent. The women are over there. Friar Tuck eating mutton. Homeslice. Special Guest: Front Tug! A bunch of lies, exposed. Danger is funny. Black Rock Gazette. Politics & sausage. Cacophony. Pepe's lingam. Bill Clinton's suntan lotion dildo experience. On top of the platform is a toilet. A few years from now. A whole camp for socks. Like the Mafia. Thank you to the voices we hear in this episode: Buddy (ovbs,) Xtovon, Blues Bob, Terry (the terror), Just Don, So Harry, Ray, Charlotte, Charlie, Garth Music: "When I Fall" by thee Harlequine https://soundcloud.com/dylan-m-blackthorn JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Mega Mega Man is the Ringmaster. Callio-dome. '93 wierdo. Mutaytor. Cirque Berserk. Red Nose District. DDI. Placed art. Pedal bump. The Glory. Post No Mahers. Art Lazarro. Snow cones under the Collapse-A-Dome. Burn Hell Co. Shooting weddings. Sassy Galaxy & the Bouncing Infinity Basket. Big Rig Jig, Water Boy, and Dicky in the Box. The Jiffy Pop Girl. Mega Idiot Factor.  Nuclearpicnic.com MUSIC: "Death's Cabaret" By: Cirque Berzerk https://nuclearpicnic.com/the-arts/original-music.html JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Eucalyptus' Dutch family. Going to fucking weddings. This fucking Rick dude from San Francisco and these awesome fucking ruins. Those fucks, the Heebie Jeebies. Fucking shower topping. Stuffies on a fucking Stick. Fucking Rampart Rave Camp. Exit plan sideways, fuck. Rangers questioning fucking Rangers. Fucking hygiene. Failure to fucking Thrive. Watch the fucking girls. These fucking regionals. The fucking Arts: T&A, The Fear Beast, Light House, Folly, FLG, 27 Stones 27, Shish-car-bob spike. Flogging fucking radio. Dragonfly Flowerpot Mobile for fuck's sake. Fucking Peers & Rangers, all right? Full body fucking heebies LETS GO!  -->Look up "Jersey Pie spiral" on the internet. Do it now. Harass your local pizzeria to make you one. <-- MUSIC: "SOUNDBED_October19SMOOTH" by dday JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Marshmallow & Iandustrial. Hot, White Creme de Menthe @ OverFUCKINGrated. Concierge. Don't drink the water. What we DON'T say. What we doodoo. On our way. Why is it so hurting? Cherry hard candy portos. Urinal obelisk. G String. Da Stoop! Toaster pastry. Fine feet. Puzzle Quests! The Gas Station. The problem with Tom Robbins. Reverse Bar Crawl. Mouse Trap Jenga. Sausage Girl will return. Beans Camp Now. Consent. Spiders, man. Zang!  Music: "Deep Playa Wonderings - Incantation Breath" by Escher Beat JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Space Burrito is on Hummingbird Hill. Going the Distance. Getting a butt massage. Burning Leaves. Just a sip, Ranger. Near Watertown. Camp Sexy (or die.) Ponder's tingers. Dockle decker. 21 poof salute. Camp Dumpster Fire. A mature vibe. Doing all the partying @ Whiskey & Whores. Stick your head in our box. Shout-out Ginger Camp. Zip-tied to a shopping cart. Cosmic Lounge happened. None of the orgies, but all of the slip & slides. The decompression crash. Cosmic naked burned.  Thank you to the voices we hear in this episode: Space Burrito (ovbs,) Miles, Rose, Podkiller, Jamilah, Martyn, Onyash, Crackerjack the Baroness, Yash, Top Shelf MUSIC: "Life is Excellent" by: Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqmRdp11DlI https://bobbyjoeebola.com/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

The Seven Sisters / Pleiades project is on hold due to family emergency. If you have any money to kick their way, details are here in their gofundme: https://www.gofundme.com/f/gsghr-support-jias-fight-against-neuroblastoma/cl/s?lang=en_US&ts=1746555343&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_content=amp13_c&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link&attribution_id=sl%3A35dc801c-6feb-444b-a70b-d755ec204a53 Once Upon a Teatime with Caleb. Renegade! Janky Barge. No Villages, just Hubs. Jazzy Cat Butts he thinks. Shitting gifts. Mansonian Institute. Nine virgins.  spoons: lots of them. 8/7. Perception. Wood w/ One Screw. Seven sisters. Old weird. Certain sides of it. Beth has a lot of friends. Classic UnScrewz hedonism. You don't have to see the Critical art. Soak-n-go.  Music: "Sacred Cancer" by Me Rex https://www.merex.co.uk/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Compost Queen is BRCU LNT. Moar Gate moar often. Introducing Tarzan. Calling Fuckfrankie. Great achievemenxpectationsat the Slut Olympics. Oh no a bag. Everyone's appreciation station. Live, Laugh, Loot. Balloon hexagoon. Conference table. Cum shoot. Uhaul Express. This special moment. Reno truck shit. Carnies do it for real.  https://www.avclub.com/malcolm-in-the-middle-reboot-bryan-cranston MUSIC: "Hand Stuff" by Late Bus JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Stories of Playa Restoration 2024 after killing time till Resto with Shortbus, Texas Tater, Sausage Girl, Happy Max, and Steamboat (feat. Xeno & Daddy Issues.) The cream of the dregs. This is fun. RPD. Sliding through it. There's Commissary. Tent stake. Old man burner, you. How Resto works. This one is where you know where to look. Freebirdin' boss stuff. Fuck all these Cybermusks. Getting shot-at parties. Can you look at this? Orgy Dome Restoration. Service sub for nature. College Ren Fairing Man. Intergenerational BBQ cult. Slow & stupid jokes. Miner's Club & Joe's. MOIST @ Soak. Shirtfan Max. Memorializing Andrej. Donate to The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Nevada: https://gofund.me/a39fc65d Xeno Youtube Evils: http://Youtube.com/@SomeSimpleSecurity http://youtube.com/@XenoDangerEvil MUSIC: "Life is Excellent" by: Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqmRdp11DlI https://bobbyjoeebola.com/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Stories about Gate & PEERs with LATE BUS & Handstuff! Nakey Jay on the Discord. Wherein we realize Bri-Bri's name is Hand stuff. Overplanning wrong. Very loosely the Canadiens. Raw welcome. We do it for the ort. Taking thew lead. BBs everywhere is the Mind Killer. What's PEERs? Volunteer exam. Pillow on a stick.  ZoomZoomConnect.com/letters&numbers4days. Frog nuts Camp. Nakey Jay's understudy. Metal Detected & a lot of farts. Warm BH RR. Gaped after Exodus. Barefoot stuff. Bread & Puppets.  Music: "Wackadoo" by Handstuff JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Good afternoon from Cold Day in London who has plenty of playa names. Ultra drinking & running. Motorboat Monday @ the Hash House Harriers. Katy Perry Killed it. Camp Settle This Like Men. Do It Yourself Abortion Camp. Sheep lungs @ 10AM. Drinking hard. 50k pushers. Photos for both of them. Foamy homies. Hoverlandia. Society for Temporal. There is no refusing The Aquarium. The Odyssey. The failed proposal story. Bilingual apple juice. Music: "Summer Brevis" by Me Rex https://www.merex.co.uk/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Burning Man Carole, Esq. Documentary discovery. The horrible Hell Co. year. Doing Cacophony things. WoW Burning Man guild pressure. The Sultry Attorney. Thank you, Ranger. Incorporating documentations. Insurance litigation. Husbanding man '96. Freebirding. Paul Addis burnt The Man down! Bringing your weapon up. Mimosa cart ageism. Jerk Cathedral. The nicest pervert you would ever meet at Burning Man '96. Piano Bell.   MUSIC: "Move your Body" by Midtown Social https://soundcloud.com/midtownsocial JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

In this Burn Barrel episode, Xeno brings us Peypey, Daughter of a Preacher Dame. DPW & radio names. Glizzy buddies & Paper Sack. Everything every where with us. American Movie. Boondock Saints. Mother God/7M. Coming with Rumor. Traveling incest carnies fair. The Doll House. The kerfluffle. Fluff Lore. Airport encounters. Reverse shopping. Those fucking shrimps. That Fallout TV Show. & the games & Dwarf Fortress & Disco Elysium & The Sims. Sitting on a filthy couch somewhere. Shade runs deep. DPW Greeters. Don't trust Hbomberguy about Fallout 3. Boomers eff off? Furries on Main. Žižeking. Xeno has grown. Ravesto. Xeno Is My Pal merch: Yes? JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

2001 through the Minister of Propaganda & beyond. Will Chase & his hot, hot takes. Embargoed OSS. The Art Council. Artery. That floofy go down. Material Culture Archive. Banana for Honoraria scale. Social media in moderation. XRT. STEPping out of the shit. Dicky in the box. The link is in the show notes. Free Mayo. Clearly labeled. Murder Johnny BORG as well. Outstripped the abundance. Jackrabbit inbox. The laddering. The Wedge was wedge.  MUSIC: "Nothing's Off The Table" by: Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Li8ifyQRnk https://bobbyjoeebola.com/ Willchase.com Burning Man timeline link:  https://burningman.org/timeline/ The Dicky Box - Documentary Rough Cut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A435JjyAZok JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Partner Dance Vernacular Ad Hoc Dance Camp as a category with Cap'n Grace. Average 6 versus elite 8. This interview is transformative. For the scene. Poolrooms for months. Douchebag and break things. Screwed a lot. This Kinect Dancevice. The Eugeneiuses. Don't send a child to do a crash job. EXCEPT FOR KIDSVILLE. 6 years of engagement. Wes of space. & then came Sam. Types of fun. Extraordinary validation. PDA from TUIB. MUSIC: "They Can't All Have Clever Names" by Late Bus JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd