Adults? Podcast

Herschel, Jansport, and Tumi are here to discuss this week’s theme which is blood. Those who are squeamish should turn back now. Today’s episode is a bit longer than usual to make up for our hiatus last week. Here’re the topics: What films and television shows remind you of blood? (5:08) — We talk about horror movies and drink a Cutwater Spirits Spicy Bloody Mary Mix with Tito’s Handmade Vodka. Have your views changed on plastic surgery as you’ve aged? (14:13) — We talk plastic surgery while sharing a Damrak Gin Bloody Mary. War, what is it good for? (38:23) — We talk about war and Jackie Chan and drink some a Patron Silver tequila Bloody Mary with Zing Zang Bloody Mary Mix. If you were a vampire, who would you go for, and what would be your pick up line? (57:49) — We talk about the celebrities we’d like to suck on and how we’d break the ice with them–with Overholdt Rye and Zing Zang Bloody Mary Mix. Music featured in this episode: Railroad’s Whiskey Co by Jahzzar is licensed under a Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 International License. Gimme Blood by Houdini Roadshow is licensed under a Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 International License. Blood Alcohol by We Is Shore Dedicated is licensed under a Attribution-ShareAlike License. Based on a work at http://www.weisshorededicated 2+2= ? (The Bob Seger System) by Big Blood is licensed under a Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License. Blood for Dracula by lo-fi is sci-fi is licensed under a Attribution License.

Herschel and Jansport are back and Herschel is as wrong as ever! Apologies in advance to our ginger listeners, but we’ve already told you over and over again that he’s the worst. The theme this week is ambition. Here’re the topics: What films and television shows remind you of ambition? (5:22) — We talk about some TV shows about bad people and drink River Horse Brewing’s Raspberry Triple Horse Belgian Style Ale. When does ambition become a negative thing, as seen through the lens of the Rocky movies? (18:52) — We talk the Rocky series while sharing a growler of unknown IPA from River Horse Brewing Co.. Were you ambition when you were younger? Has that changed? (33:52) — We talk about how our personal ambitions have evolved and drink some BarrelHouse Brewing Co. Mango IPA. If you were a dictator, what ambitious political reform would you push? (52:28) — We discuss nanny state bullshit, drug reform, and eugenics–with BarrelHouse Brewing Co.’s Big Sur Double IPA. Music featured in this episode: Railroad’s Whiskey Co by Jahzzar is licensed under a Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 International License. My Ambition Feat. Young DV by J. Over is licensed under a Creative Commons License. Roar of the Tiger by totallynotme is licensed under a Creative Commons License. Roboton – Logan’s Run by Roboton is licensed under a Creative Commons License. Dictator Tots by Nigel and the Dropout is licensed under a Creative Commons License.

This week we’re taking a quick break because we couldn’t edit an episode in time–but instead you get to hear Steve and his daughter talk about animals.

We’re going to take a quick break in the middle of our Herschel Is Always Wrong Sextology to welcome back Jorge from Silent Majority This! he joins Andy, Hilfiger, Samsonite, and Steve for a drunken descent into temporal depravity. Here’re the topics: What entertainment do you take with you to a deserted island? (2:56) — We […]

Starting this week we’re introducing themes to each episode of the Adults? Podcast, and this week the theme is break ups. If you haven’t been in the dating pool for a few years you need to listen to this episode to see what has become of society, and if you have been in the dating pool you need to listen to hear how bad at it Jansport and Herschel can be. Here’re the topics: What pieces of our culture remind you of breakups? (4:44) — We discuss movies, music, and Reddit while drinking Kilchoman 100% Islay Single Malt Scotch Whisky. What’s the modern break up etiquette? (15:27) — First we drink some bad whisky and then we talk about bad manners–after having moved on to a very not-bad Suntory Toki Whisky. Would you rather be dumped or do the dumping? (38:40) — This conversation expanded into a larger conversation about the dystopian reality of the modern dating scene, accompanied by Michter’s Small Batch Bourbon. Herschel is wrong. (54:53) — Originally we were supposed to talk about the things in our life we would like to break up with, but instead we got sidetracked by a discussion of how Uber broke up with Herschel–forever. The drink was a nice, peaty Talisker 10. Music featured in this episode: Railroad’s Whiskey Co by Jahzzar is licensed under a Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 International License. Breaking Up by Massage is licensed under a Attribution-NonCommercial License. A Ghost Story by Rubber Eggs is licensed under a Creative Commons DUMP DAT AZZ ( FrenchCalhoun Vocals )@Yk_NewJersey Ft. @FrenchCalhoun by FrenchCalhoun #EMG is licensed under a Creative Commons License. 07 Copenhagen (Let Me Go) by Vienna Teng is licensed under a Creative Commons License.

This week on the Adults? Podcast we’ve got our second IPA heavy episodes featuring Jansport and Herschel. Here’re the topics: What are the best ways to cook meat (both method and doneness)? (3:31) — We’re cooking up a nice segment, so grab an Alpine Beer Company Duet, take a seat, and listen to two idiots […]

This week on the Adults? Podcast we’ve got the first of two IPA heavy episodes featuring Jansport and Herschel. Here’re the topics: If someone made a movie about your life, what genre would it be and who would play you? (3:32) — It’s no spoiler to tell you that our life movies suck, but this […]

This week on the Adults? Podcast we’ve got an all woman cast! Introducing, Louis, Céline, and Chanel! Here’re the topics: What’s the stupidest rule or social convention you feel the need to follow? (2:18) — we disagree over whether several rules are dumb or not while drinking Skinny Bitches, made with lemon, lime, and Ventura […]

This week on the Adults? Podcast we’ve got two new guests: Tumi and Solo. Solo could only stay for the first two segments, but he’ll be back in the future. Here’re the topics: What are some things we’ve outgrown (5:42) — we sip on Old Overholt Rye and discuss the things we’ve left behind. Solo […]

This week on the Adults? Podcast we’ve got the second episode we recorded. We kept the buzz going and taped it the same night that we taped last week’s episode. Here’re the topics: Bands we just never got (2:11) these are the bands we were always told we should like, but just didn’t or were […]

Welcome to Adults? This week we’re going way back to the first episode we ever taped! It’s a little more serious than the episodes we’ve had thus far, but it’s still one of our favorites. Here’re the topics: Top songs of the 1990s discussing our childhood music over a glass of Glenfarclas 12 on the […]

Welcome to Adults? This week we’re joined by Jorge from Silent Majority This! He wasn’t drinking, but the rest of us more than made up for it. Here’re the topics: What person would be your dream podcast (or video editorial) guest? wherein we drink an Anderson Valley Briny Melon Gose and discuss dead people. How […]

Welcome to the Adults? podcast, where we drink a lot of hard alcohol and try to muddle our way through the hardest questions in life. It’s a show where the topics are meaningless because we rarely stay on them, but the conversations are still fun. Pull up and chair, have a drink, and listen. Here’re […]