Advice on the Patio

Two unlicensed, unprofessional, uncensored sisters, August and Indie, give advice on patios around the world.

What Was Happening in the Shtetl, Y’know What I’m Saying?

Fiddler on the Roof is a pre-requisite to this episode. After you’ve done that, you may listen to August and Indie’s advicé about playing hard to get when you’re anxious, lights and sex, and cases of cold feet. Enjoy!

08-02
19:25

Sit Down Bitch: The Live Tour

Normalize taking a year long hiatus from your podcast! Back and better than ever, Indie and August answer questions about pube shaving, FOMO, selfishness, and advicé about giving advicé.

07-25
29:33

We’ll Show You Our Advice Really Hard

Do you even need advice anymore? Yes, you do. Wanna learn about oozy zits, knocking etiquette, and finding your soulmate? All in the episode.

05-15
21:46

You are NOT a dolphin

August and Indie are joined by their sage younger sisters Severine (14), Shiraz (12), and Shanez (10). The cohosts and their very opinionated guest stars discuss birthday cakes, how to put pants on, and spirit animals. CW: very loud episode.

04-25
27:26

This episode was funded by the CDC

This episode has NO ASSOCIATION with the CDC. Sisters August and Indie return from an extended hiatus to discuss friend breakups, ho phases and bidets. CW: this episode contains sexual themes.

04-18
33:24

How not to ruin Goysgiving

Advicé on the Patio is back! Holiday table topics, Kamelbacks, and special song sung by Indie.

12-08
29:32

Squirt Squirt and Move on with Your Life

August and Indie talk feminism, getting girls and reefer. This episode also includes fresh advice on ratsnacking and hangovers. Don’t forget to send your questions to adviceonthepatio@gmail.com or DM us on ig @adviceonthepatio!

09-09
27:58

Spell Coconut

We talk about sex on this episode. Be warned!

08-29
34:31

Better out than in

First episode! Indie, August and guest star Severine give advice on life, love and farting.

08-23
17:47

Advice on the Patio Promo

Two unlicensed, unprofessional, uncensored sisters, August and Indie, give you all the advice you could possibly need and more. Fielding questions from the audience on patios around the world, the sister duo will give their hottest takes. Tune in and subscribe to join in on the fun! Submit questions to adviceonthepatio@gmail.com to receive some wisdom.

08-18
00:50

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