Alcoholics Unanimous

In episode 13, we hang out with Cody "Cactus Balls" Starling to discuss why his balls are so prickly and also talk about our favorite band, Ghost.

We know you love true crime podcasts, so in this episode, we bring back Matt who "allegedly" got arrested coming over to hang out for the weekend and how he survived his night in jail.

In this episode we go try to prevent the end of the earth. Brandon learns how to cock dock with Tom Cruise to End scientology and we try to survive on Noah's ark in a sea of cum. Any reference to celebrities is purely for fictional entertainment purposes.

The time has finally come. Our guest for this very special podcast is... MY MOM! We learn more things than we wanted to about my dad but it had to be asked. She was a great sport. This one is a classic!

In this episode, we talk with Daniel "Playboy " Plamondon who takes you on a ride through the seedy underbelly of Toronto and the homeless porn theater scene. We learn how not to piss off a crackhead and this episode will leave you with a white stain on your soul.

In this podcast we travel to the trailer park with the amazing Amanda Lickshermuff from Arkansas. We learn a lot from an experienced woman who has a lot to say and we thank her for being our special guest for the evening. *Edit - I have taken down Pt. 3 and will not be releasing it for... reasons.

Hi there! We are starting a new series of Alcoholics Unanimous called Last Call which will be exclusive to our Patreon subscribers. We will use the funding from Patreon to purchase some real podcasting equipment so we can bring you better quality audio than we can using our phones. For only $5 a month, thats like a burger, you will have EXCLUSIVE access to this monthly VIP series of podcasts. We will guarantee a minimum of 4 episodes a month but it could be more depending on when we decide to hit the record button. These late night podcasts will only feature Brandon and Nicole with no other guests for those of you that just want to hear us for some reason. Our Patreon account is currently pending approval so in the meantime we are offering everyone this first episode for FREE so you can see what kind of content we will be publishing for our vip subscribers. We will also offer 10% off future merch as well as a one time opportunity to jump the podcast queue to be on an episode with us!

In this very special, can't miss bonus episode with Billy David Golbourn, we learn about all of the crazy shit that goes on down under.

In this episode we get the help of Jon Snow (David Keith Greyson) to see how to stop the brown walkers from getting past Trump's wall.

In this episode we meet up with a complete stranger, Big Dick Baxter, to discuss what it's like to eat scrum while on shrooms and other things.

In this episode, we find the most efficient way to make a filtered gravity bong out of fetuses and you will learn the origin story of how Nicole and Brandon met.

This episode is very intellectual and political. We learn about my sister who is in law enforcement and has been a military officer. We learn the truth about the Malaysian flight that disappeared. We learn about all of our porn habits and what we should do to protect our borders. But then.... All of a sudden we end up with the penultimate reason behind the gay ghost attacks on the homeless and who is behind it all. Then the final war is waged against our biggest adversary on earth and what it takes to defeat them once and for all... Or is it? All episodes combine into this finale of season 1 of Alcoholics Unanimous. We will be back shortly with Season 2.

In this episode, Nicole and I delve deep into our listener confessions and learn how to clamscape.

In this episode I invite my brother Gary to come on to talk about Satan and sex with me.

This is a special, impromptu podcast we recorded due to a giant Tarantula on our porch. Brandon freaked the fuck out. ENJOY!

Welcome to the Alcoholics Unanimous Podcast! In episode 1, we discuss the important topics of the world as we sit down with our guest and good friend Matt T. Topics include.... Ejaculation... The taste of vaginaw... And being high and drunk. It's these important constructs of life that bring us together as a family. Enjoy!