All You Need Is Vice

How do you top the delightful romp that was "Made for Each Other"? ...Not like this. In this ADT propaganda piece, Tubbs is absent, a scrotum grab is too hot for network TV, the music choices wax ever more questionable, and not even Crockett can get invested.

In this wild, wonderful, and weirdly horny critique of heterosexuality, Swito get back on wack, Noogie and Izzy play freelance police, and a case of grand theft cement truck goes down in the anals of crime. 

What's better than an episode with pee buckets, Lamps 'R' Us, and advanced seduction techniques with grinders and orange Faygo? An episode with all that and a special musical interlude from Philip Michael Thomas.

In this episode of Miami Vice, the acting is widely variable, girls just wanna have coke, a diplomat has the weirdest kink of all, four hours are mysteriously lost, and Orangegate has everyone profoundly Tubset.

Why put black lights in an airplane hangar? What drug pairs best with chicken wings? Why is that weird kid dancing for quarters again? This extended music video for a Glenn Frey song raises a lot of questions but provides very few answers, other than a resounding "YES" for "Is this an amazing episode for Tubbs?"

An episode of Miami Vice... that has good acting? And has a coherent plot? And doesn't revolve around Crockett and Tubbs? Perhaps these elements are related somehow. Join us as we explore Castillo's backstory, celebrate the return of Noogie, and wander repeatedly off topic.

From a jumble of unrelated scripts emerges the tale of a fake nerd boy, untaken cakes, desk graffiti, secret Castillo backstory, our new favorite NPC, and "the incredible richness that John Snyder brings to film," whatever that is.

Meet the newly elected the Pool Senator, and join us for discussion of punk movements, bad action movies, airport security, and occasional mentions of the 12th episode of Miami Vice. There's no Gina or Trudy but there is a very long explosion and a weaponized milkshake. 

Is this episode a botched adaptation of Antoine de Saint-Exupéry's esteemed novella? Probably not, becaues that would have at least been an interesting failure. Join us as we eat snacks and veer off on tangents to ease our slog through gratuitous polo matches and second-hand computer research in an episode competing with "Glades" to scrape the bottom of the barrel!

It's a Hanumass miracle! Join us for a deep dive into middle school Spanish class, love on roller skates, fair use of informants, and an array of Elvises. (Elvi? Elvēs?) All this and more, in Episode Double Cinco! Content warning: This episode includes discussion of rape and how the show handles it (that is, poorly).

Join Crockett and Tubbs on an inexcusably boring outing in the swamp involving zero alligators and banjos! Can Clem and his blunderbuss save the episode? (Spoiler: no.) Is a dollhouse the best prop for planning a rescue mission? Did Sonny Claus bring any presents this year other than bullets? Remember: we watch this so you don't have to!

Better late than never, we bring you boats, boats, and more boats. You can also enjoy satin, fizzled threesomes, someone's cousin's band, mandatory pastels, and the worst Miami Vice sex scene ever (so far).

This week, Tubbs takes on machine guns, and we take on the worst perm, alligator steam boxes, cringeworthy misuses of Teddy Pendergrass, and close encounters in the Miami-Dade airport men's room. Guest starring TV fledgling Bruce Willis, who notably fails to moonlight, die hard, or turn out to be dead all along.

Plot returns more or less triumphant as Crockett and Tubbs struggle with gambling kingpins, internal affairs investigations, and the withering glare of Edward James Olmos, while we struggle with not giggling every time we say "cock fight." Say, what's that ringing?

How do you create a two-part television event without any thematic cohesiveness whatsoever? With tie-dyed frontal lobes, Tina Turner, excerpts from Heidi, misleading credits, shameless James Bond ripoffs, and the least convincing love story ever told.

This week, fashion choices are strong, flamingos may or may not be guilty of ethnic cleansing, nipples steal the spotlight, and SOMEONE WILL DIE.

Crockett, Tubbs, and Tubbs's Jamaican accent return in an adventure with non-local seafood, yellow socks, tiny cassette tapes, and the greatest minor character ever to grace the show.

We're back with episode 2 "Heart of Darkness," and this one goes to a dark place. Crocket and Tubbs are undercover trying to bust open a pornography distribution ring. Join us as we discuss some giant coke fueled plot holes in this Miami Vice episode.

Join Joelle, Mary, and Scott for the inaugural episode of "All You Need is Vice" as we ramble on about plot holes, 80's music, and questionable fashion choices in Miami Vice!  We realize this podcast is a bit long, but please forgive us.  The"Brother's Keeper" episode is a two hour event which we distilled in less than that time.  So technically it's a summary!  Also, you'll learn a lot about alligator care and Rico Tubbs' smooth, smooth dance moves.