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Alonzo Bodden: Who’s Paying Attention?

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1- Cancer sucks
2- Rats get fat and good men die
3- I’ll just use gas
4- Take care of you
5- Rules to live by
6- Thanks for the memories
1- Trump NFT: only $99. Great War on Christmas gift.
2- I’m not goin' to jail for him… Yes, you are.
3- No, it isn’t the party of Lincoln.
4- We almost got it right
5- Can we talk?
1- Brittney is out
2- It's Werewolfing time
3- Cheating Works
4- Black robe by day, white robe by night
5- Thanks, Trevor.
1- I don’t like Black mass shooters
2- There’s 2 white supremacists at Mar a Lago
3- How is Herschel not winning? He was gonna go to law school.
4- Freedom of speech we approve of
5- Same-sex marriage saved
6- Corporate crime aka business as usual
7- Merry Christmas
1- Dems got Senate, Republicans got House. Nothing gets done.
2- Sorry, Kari, elections are real.
3- A prophet gets his wish
4- Hershel, vampires, werewolves, and child care. Observably stupid.
5- LA wins. Sherriff, Mayor, People.
6- Chappelle gotta Chappelle and we love it
7- Find me at rebelHQ TYT.com and Zofunny on IG Love ya
1- Now they gotta explain a run-off to Herschel.
2- Sex-shamed by Boebert
3- We won by not losing big.
4- Let's fire the racist so we can elect him.
5- Twitter has Twatted
1- If it wasn’t important, they wouldn’t be trying to stop you.
2- Twitter is dead.
3- Hate speech is real.
4- What did rich white males want in 1791? Guns.
5- Kyrie is Krazy.
6- No Empathy. No Apology. No Accountability.
1- Its about the children…No, it's not.
2- Herschel Walker paid for another one. Another abortion not another kid. He doesn’t pay for those.
3- Don’t debate after a stroke
4- Stop the steal or we’ll shoot
5- MTG takes a bath with Trump and it's beautiful.
6- Hello, Pot, This is Kettle.
7- Shirley Raines life matters
8- Ye is not winning
9- California economy is number 4 IN THE WORLD. Sorry, Texas, you’re number 10. Thats far below 4, if you’re counting.
1- 1400 to 18. They win, you lose.
2- I got a badge. You got a badge. Everybody got a badge.
3- Good ole racism. When all else fails...
4- Drunk Driving? C’mon down to Georgia.
5- She’s just too smart
6- Sorry, mom. Do you have your kids DNA?
7- That is not presidential ice cream
1- Mitch McConnell just won’t quit
2- LA City Council a racist mess
3- Get in the union
4- You don’t have to go to China to hire children
5- Why didn’t I buy Apple?
1- The Original Latino Comic
2- Yeah I know him and her and them
3- Santa Claus
4- Commerce has a Casino?
5- In this corner…
6- I love LA whatever happens
7- He’s now a rock star
1- Take his money.
2- Brett Farve, the silence is deafening.
3- Hey, Ted. Asylum worked for daddy.
4- My name is Ron Johnson and I approve this message
5- Texas is number 1… in banning books
6- He’s a 20 something kid
1- Isn’t that human trafficking?
2- She’s a hero, not a criminal.
3- build a freeway Crush a home
4- Mermaids have no color. No really, they don’t. They’re not real.
5- Uh Oh, we’re becoming a shit hole.
6- Hey Touron, do not feed the bison.
1- Mississippi will Mississippi
2- Crooks, I mean, Bank of America
3- White Privilege? There’s a card for that
4- He’s going to get away with it
5- Angry, old white women
6- The common good? Nah.
1- WATER
2- They’re leaving Cali.. No, they’re not
3- Declassify the fake docs. That’ll get ‘em.
4- Waitin on a train
5- Relax, MTG, Palin’s not coming.
6- Thank You, Serena.
1- Vegas
2- Pay your loans. We said your loans, not our loans.
3- Tough on crime. Maybe not so much.
4- Bullet-proof backpacks
5- Not in my very expensive backyard
6- No gas in Cali
7- RIP Joey D
8- National Dog Day. Give ‘em a treat.
1- Bringing Art to an underserved world
2- No egos here
3- Some LeBron’s 97 million
4- No bad art, kids. Create Create Create.
5- It's all good news
1- Hello, this is the FBI, about those papers you took…
2- I plead the 5th. Emphasis on Plead
3- Attack the FBI? F**k around Find out
4- Damn those low gas prices
5- Serena’s greatness requires no comparisons
6- Stupid Don’t Get Tired on YouTube NOW
1- Release Brittney Griner
2- Kansas Pro Choice
3- Profits up 235%. Why can’t it be 300?
4- Defund the Library
5- Disney does it right
6- Your lawyers hate you
7- Cracker Barrel destroys democracy
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