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A weekly audio podcast giving you Alonzo Bodden's unique comedic take on what's going on in the world.
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1- Cancer sucks2- Rats get fat and good men die3- I’ll just use gas4- Take care of you5- Rules to live by6- Thanks for the memories
1- Trump NFT: only $99. Great War on Christmas gift.2- I’m not goin' to jail for him… Yes, you are.3- No, it isn’t the party of Lincoln.4- We almost got it right5- Can we talk?
1- Brittney is out2- It's Werewolfing time3- Cheating Works4- Black robe by day, white robe by night5- Thanks, Trevor.
11- I don’t like Black mass shooters2- There’s 2 white supremacists at Mar a Lago3- How is Herschel not winning? He was gonna go to law school.4- Freedom of speech we approve of5- Same-sex marriage saved6- Corporate crime aka business as usual7- Merry Christmas
1- Dems got Senate, Republicans got House. Nothing gets done.2- Sorry, Kari, elections are real.3- A prophet gets his wish4- Hershel, vampires, werewolves, and child care. Observably stupid.5- LA wins. Sherriff, Mayor, People.6- Chappelle gotta Chappelle and we love it7- Find me at rebelHQ TYT.com and Zofunny on IG Love ya
1- Now they gotta explain a run-off to Herschel.2- Sex-shamed by Boebert3- We won by not losing big.4- Let's fire the racist so we can elect him.5- Twitter has Twatted
1- If it wasn’t important, they wouldn’t be trying to stop you.2- Twitter is dead.3- Hate speech is real.4- What did rich white males want in 1791? Guns.5- Kyrie is Krazy.6- No Empathy. No Apology. No Accountability.
1- Its about the children…No, it's not.2- Herschel Walker paid for another one. Another abortion not another kid. He doesn’t pay for those.3- Don’t debate after a stroke4- Stop the steal or we’ll shoot5- MTG takes a bath with Trump and it's beautiful.6- Hello, Pot, This is Kettle.7- Shirley Raines life matters8- Ye is not winning9- California economy is number 4 IN THE WORLD. Sorry, Texas, you’re number 10. Thats far below 4, if you’re counting.
1- 1400 to 18. They win, you lose.2- I got a badge. You got a badge. Everybody got a badge.3- Good ole racism. When all else fails...4- Drunk Driving? C’mon down to Georgia.5- She’s just too smart6- Sorry, mom. Do you have your kids DNA?7- That is not presidential ice cream
1- Mitch McConnell just won’t quit2- LA City Council a racist mess3- Get in the union4- You don’t have to go to China to hire children5- Why didn’t I buy Apple?
1- The Original Latino Comic2- Yeah I know him and her and them3- Santa Claus4- Commerce has a Casino?5- In this corner…6- I love LA whatever happens7- He’s now a rock star
1- Take his money.2- Brett Farve, the silence is deafening.3- Hey, Ted. Asylum worked for daddy.4- My name is Ron Johnson and I approve this message5- Texas is number 1… in banning books6- He’s a 20 something kid
1- Isn’t that human trafficking?2- She’s a hero, not a criminal.3- build a freeway Crush a home4- Mermaids have no color. No really, they don’t. They’re not real.5- Uh Oh, we’re becoming a shit hole.6- Hey Touron, do not feed the bison.
1- Mississippi will Mississippi
2- Crooks, I mean, Bank of America
3- White Privilege? There’s a card for that
4- He’s going to get away with it
5- Angry, old white women
6- The common good? Nah.
1- WATER
2- They’re leaving Cali.. No, they’re not
3- Declassify the fake docs. That’ll get ‘em.
4- Waitin on a train
5- Relax, MTG, Palin’s not coming.
6- Thank You, Serena.
1- Vegas2- Pay your loans. We said your loans, not our loans.3- Tough on crime. Maybe not so much.4- Bullet-proof backpacks5- Not in my very expensive backyard6- No gas in Cali7- RIP Joey D8- National Dog Day. Give ‘em a treat.
1- Bringing Art to an underserved world2- No egos here3- Some LeBron’s 97 million4- No bad art, kids. Create Create Create.5- It's all good news
1- Hello, this is the FBI, about those papers you took…2- I plead the 5th. Emphasis on Plead3- Attack the FBI? F**k around Find out4- Damn those low gas prices5- Serena’s greatness requires no comparisons6- Stupid Don’t Get Tired on YouTube NOW
1- Release Brittney Griner2- Kansas Pro Choice3- Profits up 235%. Why can’t it be 300?4- Defund the Library5- Disney does it right6- Your lawyers hate you7- Cracker Barrel destroys democracy
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Glad you're back! Delighted to get you every week again!
Hi Alonzo. You're among the group of my favorite comedians that I consider remarkably smart and funny. I first heard you on a 5 comedian comedy CD I checked out from my local library around 2014. Your routine included some differences between men and women and I know you think women are better because you once bought a romantic gift for a woman - a toaster. I'm almost old enough to date - 63 - and I am already old enough to know when to give a man points: When he asks my opinion, when he listens to me, when he fixes something, when he remembers something important that I know about. Flowers or dinner once in a while are great but birthdays and unexpected surprises are sufficient. Scheduled expectations of lavish treatment on holidays like Valentine's day and anniversaries are not required. Dinner flowers, chocolate, good conversation and a full service handyman do not exist or occur in the same man at the same time in any order. And who was the president in your routine at the time? (J
All the tech improvements, yet you keep drinking on mic. Kinda defeats the purpose of quality sound.
Hey Alonzo, I enjoy your show and listen to every episode the moment it comes out. ...but STOP fuckin drinking and eating while recording an episode! Anyone that drinks and stuff especially without editing those sounds out, is an asshole.
Brilliant man, i lovvvve listening to u Alonzo.
I love listening to you talk, Alonzo. I'm always so excited whenever I see that there's a new episode. Thanks for being real. It makes me feel stronger.
Stay woke AB. Good listening to you. Safe travels on the cruises.
now I can't wait for him to do another show he's very informative with a twist of humor that keeps me on every word Alonzo Bodden for President
just started listening today he's one of my favorites can't wait to go through the rest
Used to wait impatiently for each new episode when Alonzo first started his podcast, then lost track of the show. Glad to find it again. Subscribing.
Absolutely my favorite podcast. Alonzo hits the mark every time with what I'm thinking, very refreshing to know I'm not the only sane person out there when it comes to life, politics and common sense. And the slick jazz intro / outtro is dynamite. Keep up the good work Alonzo!