Apricot Jams

Throughout Howie's 52 year career in advertising, from Madison Avenue to sunny California, he became known for creating iconic ads like Alka-Seltzer's "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" and for having the cahones to blow up the "old" Jack in the Box clown when they reformulated. Check out his new book "I Can't Believe I Lived the Whole Thing: A Memoir from the Golden Age of Advertising." Available on paperback and Audiobook: www.thewholethingbook.meFeatured Music: RJD2 - A Beautiful Mine • My Artwork and Stories: https://www.instagram.com/apriccot.art • Videos: https://www.youtube.com/apriccot • Published: June 25, 2019 (2019-06-25) • Recorded: June 20, 2019 (2019-06-20) • Software: Adobe Audition •www.apricotjamspodcast.com © 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.Support the show

Mary is a comedian, actress, and producer from Pasadena, California. She performs in the greater Los Angeles area and produces the comedy show "Armenian All-Stars" at Flappers in Burbank, California. • Mary on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maryb626 • Featured Music: Slightly Stoopid - Circle House Blues • My Artwork and Stories: https://www.instagram.com/apriccot.art • Videos: https://www.youtube.com/apriccot • Published: June 21, 2019 (2019-06-21) • Recorded: June 14, 2019 (2019-06-14) • Software: Adobe Audition •www.apricotjamspodcast.com © 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.Support the show

00:00 Babies hate podcasts • 00:23 Reverse motivation • 01:16 Stupid is good • 02:34 Capital Pewnishment • 03:10 God • 04:06 Stupid brain • 04:44 Adaptation • 06:02 Surprise kill vanish • 06:46 Collective energy • 08:13 Insane obsession • 09:22 23 and maybe • 10:08 Mitch Hedberg • • Featured Music: Minnesota - Stardust Redux (Perkulat0r Remix) •  Alan Watts - Mr. Jazz • Manic Focus - Your X Now (Feat. Exmag and Borahm Lee) • Derlee - Off The Beat'n Path (Daily Bread Remix) • Thrupence - Stop Using Logic • Cal Tjader - Nica's Dream • CharlesTheFirst - Step:Time • Abakus - Liberated From The Negative • Haywyre - Mindchamber • Will Sessions - Life's a Bitch • • • Drawings: https://www.instagram.com/apriccot.art • Video Games: https://www.twitch.tv/apricccot • Videos:https://www.youtube.com/apriccot •Published: May 22, 2019 (2019-05-22) • Remixed: June 21, 2019 (2019-06-21) • Software: Adobe Audition •  www.apricotjamspodcast.com © 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.Support the show

00:00 Leveraging a curse • 00:47 Unibrow on a child • 02:10 Protect Goldilocks • 03:25 Soft goodbye • 03:51 Leaky face • 05:08 Mediocrity rules • 06:07 Down to earth • 06:59 Secret shortcut • 09:26 10 kids • 09:58 Delicate balance • 11:42 Straws pulled at random • • • Featured Music: Blue in Green - Rainy Streets •  Stochastic Resonance - Manic Focus (ft. Statik) • Younger Brother - Pound a Rhythm (Electronic Mix) • Shook - Remember • iamalex - Summer Goes By •The Slip - Firewater • Hidden Orchestra - Flight • Meshuggah - Straws Pulled at Random • • • Drawings: www.instagram.com/apriccot.art • Twitch: www.twitch.tv/apricccot • YouTube:www.youtube.com/apriccot •Published: May 14, 2019 (2019-05-14) • Software: Adobe Audition • • www.apricotjamspodcast.com © 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.Support the show

00:00 So smart • 00:41 Gender assumption • 01:49 Nostalgia • 02:53 Loving themselves • 03:16 Circlejerk chamber • 04:02 Cow worship • 04:33 Genetic claustrophobia • 04:56 Son of a great man • 05:33 Fire worship • 05:58 Forgotten past • 06:30 Drawing vs streaming • 07:19 Hardest difficulty • 08:07 Spirals in the east • 08:54 Castle Hill • • • Featured Music: Hardkandy - Loose Ends •  David Cutter Music - Keep On • Kupla - storyofus • Hugo Kant - This Old Relaxation ( Remix from This Old Tune by Zé Mateo) • Medeski Martin & Wood - The Lover (Live at Java Jazz Festiva 2012) •Tom Misch - The Journey • Zeelim - Kutiman • KarmawiN - Bushido • Lusine - Arterial • • • Drawings: www.instagram.com/_apricotjams • Twitch: www.twitch.tv/apricotjams • Published: May 8, 2019 (2019-05-08) • Software: Adobe Audition • • www.apricotjamspodcast.com © 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.Support the show

00:00 Sex robots • 01:02 Reverse Motivation • 01:53 Growing Apart • 02:54 Sketchy God • 03:40 Wild Flat Earthers • 04:24 Artistic Alchemy • 05:29 Self Reflection • 05:55 The Creative Well • 06:42 Emilio • 06:59 Plight of the Creator • 08:08 Audio Technica • • • • Featured Music: Ott - Hello My Name Is •  Marbert Rocel - Eleanor Birdbath • Telefon Tel Aviv - TTV • The Human Experience ft. Lila Rose - Dusted Compass (Phutureprimitive Remix) • Tigran Hamasyan - Gypsyology (Live) • The Polish Embassador - Let the Rhythm Just • • • • Drawings: www.instagram.com/_apricotjams • Twitch:www.twitch.tv/apricotjams • Published: May 3, 2019 (2019-05-03) • Remixed and Rerecorded: July 28, 2019 (2019-07-28)• Software: Adobe Audition • • www.apricotjamspodcast.com © 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.Support the show

00:00 Feral Children and Rome 05:30 Cougars 10:07 Out of Africa Northbound 17:21 Zoroastrianism 20:21 A Perfect Circle 23:01 Dyēus Phter 24:46 Consolidating the Gods 26:13 Amen 28:35 Indo-European Origin 29:27 Caucus 31:48 Dothraki 32:54 DNA 35:14 Indo-Urartu Armenians 45:41 Sex Robots? 50:51 Incels 56:54 Sunlight 59:25 Hunter Gatherer 01:04:02 Storytelling 01:08:14 Order & Chaos 01:10:24 Math Creates Order 01:11:56 Beautiful Jazz Chaos01:13:21 Sub-Genre Communities 01:14:33 Memes Evolve Global Culture 01:16:02 Hashtags 01:20:11 Disconnected 01:24:17 Emojis 01:25:38 Animal Instincts 01:27:19 Opposable Thumbs 01:28:17 Cats & Dogs 01:32:38 Domesticating Cats 01:34:28 Rodents 01:36:18 Rats in Mongolian Migration 01:40:02 West Asia 01:41:19 Pacific Islanders 01:42:59 Arvydas Sabonis 01:45:33 Outro  • • Featured Music: Tigran Hamasyan - Gypsiology • • My Drawings: www.instagram.com/_apricotjams • • Twitch:www.twitch.tv/apricotjams • • Recorded: April 22, 2019 (2019-04-22) • Published: April 29, 2019 (2019-04-29) • Software: Adobe Audition • • www.apricotjamspodcast.com © 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.Support the show

00:00 Purity • 00:43 Titty streamers • 01:31 Like dropping • 02:09 Embarassed • 02:31 Douchebag? • 03:00 The last word • 03:45 Kamikaze • 04:21 Slow start • 04:41 Two kinds of assholes • 05:35 Soul burn • 06:14 Cucumber • 06:45 Hate is easy • 07:47 How to medium • 08:25 Blessings and disasters • 09:15 Outro • • Featured Music: Emancipator - When I go •  Groove Armada - Sun Toucher • Arkisit - Fill Your Coffee • Charles Bradley - You Think I Don't Know, But I Know • Chapter VII: The Glitch Mob - Interbeing • Flitzsuppe - Urban Density • Clozee - Secret Place - Tor Remix • Freddie Joachim - Midnight Trains • • My Drawings: www.instagram.com/_apricotjams • • Twitch:www.twitch.tv/apricotjams • • Published: April 24, 2019 (2019-04-24) • Software: Adobe Audition • • www.apricotjamspodcast.com © 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.Support the show

00:00 Pool toys - 00:34 Overcooked - 00:53 Extra - 01:17 Impulsive - 01:40 Psychic dogs - 02:21 Jizz - 03:09 Black hole of pain - 04:07 Meertha - 04:27 Regular ass hat - 05:08 Groove juice - 06:02 El Doucherino - 06:49 Talk to the hand - 07:14 Outro - - Featured Music: Beegie Adair - San Antonio Rose, The Floozies - Cheese, Tariq Da Hustla - Sea Weed, Philanthrope - Intro, Brock Berrigan - License to Chill, Tipper - Gulch, Kick Bong & Squazoid - Strange Nation, Philanthrope - Cosy - - My Drawings: www.instagram.com/_apricotjams - - Twitch:www.twitch.tv/apricotjams - - Published: March 30, 2019 (2019-03-30) - Ideation: 2 weeks - Remixed and rerecorded: April 16, 2019 (2019-04-16) - Remixed again: July 24, 2019 (2019-07-24) - Software: Adobe Audition - - www.apricotjamspodcast.com © 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.Support the show

00:00 Addicting Remedy - 01:15 Rain In LA - 01:58 Musical Personality - 02:40 Succubus - 03:48 Translation Robots - 04:11 Armenian Itsy Bitsy - 04:28 Global Inspiration - 04:59 Fading Emotions - 06:20 Genetic Gift - 06:42 Pass the Puffer - 07:19 Thread of Emotion - 08:51 Anyone can Create - 09:39 Untune The Sky - - Featured Music: Electrocado - Baited,  Marvel Years - Sunset Strip, Feverkin & Koresma - Golden, The Pharcyde - Passin' me by Instrumental, Pure Colors - Touch of a Woman, Spafford - The Reprise, ANKO - Opale, Demon Head - Untune the Sky - - Drawings & Videos: www.instagram.com/_apricotjams -www.youtube.com/apricotjams - Twitch:www.twitch.tv/apricotjams - - Published: March 21, 2019 (2019-03-21) - First remix (and rerecording) : April 18, 2019 (2019-04-18) - Second remix: July 22, 2019 - Ideation: 3 weeks - Software: Adobe Audition - - www.apricotjamspodcast.com © 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.Support the show

00:00 Squash - 00:32 Feeling Old - 01:16 Science the Bullshit - 01:56 Order from Chaos - 03:08 Wisdom Collection - 03:57 Zero Research - 05:24 Anxious Creatives - 06:17 Fake Perfection - 11:06 Muji - - Featured Music: Tajima Hal - Grape Choice,  Odesza - How did I Get Here, Ott - Daisies & Rubies, Blazo - Distant Graphite, Talos - Lowlight Jazz Feat. Nubya Garcia, Apricot & Stash - Jam Sesh #1 - - Drawings and Videos: www.instagram.com/_apricotjams - www.youtube.com/apricotjams - - Twitch:www.twitch.tv/apricotjams - - Published: March 15, 2019 (2019-03-15) - - Remixed: July 22, 2019 - - Ideation: 1 month - - Software: Adobe Audition - - www.apricotjamspodcast.com © 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.Support the show

Yanni is a professional League of Legends player who competes in North America and streams live on Twitch. Watch him assassinate unworthy plebs, live on twitch www.twitch.tv/llstylishFeatured Music: Ott - Daisies & Rubies - - Apricot Jams Artwork: www.instagram.com/apriccot.art - - Published: March 8, 2019 (2019-03-08) - Recorded: March 5, 2019 (2019-03-05) - Remastered - June 8, 2023 (2023-06-08) -Software: Adobe Audition - - www.apricotjamspodcast.com © 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.Support the show

00:00 Joy from pain - 00:39 Modest living - 01:15 Twinzies - 01:46 Hello? - 02:04 Reverse it -  02:54 War Planes -  03:32 Ned Stark - 03:58 Shit face - 04:28 Bipolar blackhole - 04:49 Everyone's creative - 05:25 Outro - - Featured Music: Charlie Hunter - Who Put You Behind The Wheel?, The Widdler - Outlaws, Blended Babies - North Korea (feat. Donnie Trumpet), Hiroki Mizukami - Keep aLive, Artifakts, Daily Bread - Wadsworth Sta. (with Daily Bread), EOTO - Warp - - My Artwork: www.instagram.com/_apricotjams - - Published: March 7, 2019 (2019-03-07) - Rerecorded and remastered: April 8, 2019 (2019-04-08) - Remixed: July 25, 2019 (2019-07-25) - Ideation: 1 month prior - Software: Adobe Audition - - www.apricotjamspodcast.com © 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.Support the show

00:00 My spoon is too big - 00:48 Raining fire trucks - 01:13 Omg let's go scam - 01:44 Nose holes - 02:02 Lying for survival - 02:43 Bursts of emotion - 03:42 1080p dueces - 04:37 Knowledge evolution - 05:24 Evil ego? - 06:33 People in your life - 07:39 Sexual awkwardness - 08:44 Fake followers - 09:15 T-shirt graveyard - 09:36 Outro - -  Featured Music: FloFilz - Taxi Bossa, I.L.L. Will - Clouds, Khruangbin - The Recital That Never Happened, Mils Landgren Funk Unit - Sister of Arequipa, Charlie Hunter - Who Put You Behind The Wheel? - - My Artwork: www.instagram.com/_apricotjams - - Published: Feb. 20, 2019 (2019-02-20) - Ideation: 2 months prior - Software: Adobe Audition - - www.apricotjamspodcast.com | © 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.Support the show

00:00 Forgot the lube - 00:44 Play for survival - 01:31 Laughing at your own jokes - 02:01 Santa got shot - 02:27 Bullshit detectors - 03:15 Winter -04:04 God zone - 04:40 Spectrum of meaning -05:16 Conquered culture anxiety - 06:57 Ambiguously middle-eastern - 07:58 Letting it go - 08:55 Outro - Featured Music: Charlie Hunter - Who Put You Behind The Wheel?, Desmond Cheese - Rainbow Road, Emapea - Reflection, Edemame - Periderm, Brock Berrigan - License to Chill - My Artwork: www.instagram.com/_apricotjams - Published: Feb. 16, 2019 (2019-02-16) - Ideation: 2 months prior - Software: Adobe Audition - www.apricotjamspodcast.com | © 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.Support the show

00:00 Cell memory - 00:59 Thicc apricots - 01:12 Cheat curse - 01:41 Supportive mother - 02:11 Mouth Hole - 02:38 Evil within - 04:47 Idea evolution - 05:17 Vinyl record technology - 06:10 O'Ryans - 06:45 For drizzle - 07:04 Parent face exposure - 07:30 Adults are still children - 07:57 Talking is singing(ish) - 08:40 Honesty Bomb - Featured Music: Dr. Dundiff ft. Ian Ewing - Stick Around, Wax Tailor - Ungodly Fruit, De-Phazz - Between 2 Thieves, Mystery Fish (Instrumental), Psymbionic - One Thing ft. Cristina Soto (Amp Live Remix) . Recorded Jan. 25-27, 2019 (2019-01-27) - My Artwork: www.instagram.com/_apricotjams - www.apricotjamspodcast.com | © 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.Support the show

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00:00 The art of bullsh!t - 00:09 Being human is weird - 01:13 Magic - 02:02 Baby formula - 02:39 It's not stealing - 03:17 Be undeniable - 03:41 Regret - 04:30 The masters - 04:44 Creative sweet spot - 05:27 I Suck - 05:39 Paranoid - 06:20 Talk about it - 06:59 Intent guides your magic - 07:33 Privacy and pedophiles - 08:00 No free will - 08:21 Imagining in 3D - 08:46 Personality evolution - 09:08 Follow for a follow - 09:47 Bdilia - 09:59 Thank you! - Featured Music: TJ Rehmi - You are we am I (Blue Mix), Deca - Fairburn, Gelka - When you gotta go, Ott - 16mm Summer Day, Big Muff - Poppy's Song . Recorded on Dec. 10, 2018 (2018-12-10) - Remixed on Jul. 25, 2019 (2019-07-25) - My Artwork: www.instagram.com/_apricotjams - www.apricotjamspodcast.com | © 2018 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.Support the show

00:00 Kerin - 00:19 Just Be Yourself - 01:09 BORRRING - 01:20 Boobs - 03:18 Roman Technology - 04:18 Relative Contrast - 04:41 Psychic Elephants - 07:00 Between Erectus and Sapien - 08:48 All I see is dix - 08:58 Peace - Recorded on Nov. 30, 2018 (2018-11-30)Support the show

00:00 Nerd Power - 00:24 Ass Wipe - 00:37 Sausage Taco - 01:14 Embrace Chaos - 01:41 Music Emotion Vibes - 02:18 Super Dogs - 03:13 Helmet of Negativity - 03:55 Learning to Cook - 04:15 Expectations Suck - 05:21 Molded by Hard Times - 05:57 Dad Lyfe - 06:50 Unfollow? - 06:57 Next Level Chappelle - 07:44 Disease Evolved Racism - 09:16 Creative Joy -- Featured Music: NOTME - Hey Love, KOAN Sound - Infinite Funk, Living Room & Yomi - Getting High, Jens Buchert - Seroton -- Recorded throughout late November 2018 - Software: Adobe Audition - - www.apricotjamspodcast.com © 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.Support the show