Archie and Reg

Reg is angry that he can't say what he wants to any more. Archie is livid because Reg won't stop talking about this.Trevor McDonald is always causing trouble in the club. But he hasn't been in for a while. Could it be that being half Octopus is the issue?Elsewhere Reg is about to do something dreadful. You don't mention The Boy.There will be tears before bedtime.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Change is never good. Lost us the Empire! Archie isn't going to take this... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Quite frankly this is getting very silly. Someone is going to end up in trouble! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Archie has a riddle for Reg to solve. If Reg can't solve it there will be trouble.It's his own fault.Once recovered a true emergency needs attention. Bubter is "upscaling" the club. This means gin is off the menu.Choices are limited. Luckily there are memories of Pan's People and Peter Stringfellow to distract.Reg's Allo Allo impressions don't help.Let's hope nobody fouls themselves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who is this "pheasant plucker" and why the hell has he come?This will not be tolerated. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.