Are You the Milk?

I have no idea what I am doing most of the time. I started this podcast so that I would have an excuse to ask people for advice. I also made a website www.areyouthemilk.com where I put down some goals, and if you want, you can join me on the podcast or on the website. Maybe we could figure some of this out together?

Episode 13 - Greg and Justin - Number Crunches

Do math again. I dare you. I double dare you to do math on my podcast. Please somebody find something wrong with Greg's stats and put it in the comments. There is nothing that would make me happier. 

09-07
45:17

Episode 12 - Thom and Justin - Lost the milk, found the butter

This is the first pod of the rest of our lives. We’re moving out of the virtual and into the physical. In my conversation with Thom, I finally get the guts to talk about my plans for world domination, and we get into some creepy summer stories complete with pedophile statues and children in drag. 

08-09
40:25

Episode 11 - Jack KC Caroline and Tony - Battle Royale

If somebody isn't pregnant by the end of this episode, there's gonna be a problem. 

04-03
42:41

Episode 10 - Kenny and Ryan - Huge Announcements

Two absolutely life changing, hight of joyful, kinds of announcements from both Kenny and Ryan followed by a detailed arquebus discussion, and we end with, by far, the most beautiful thing that has ever happened on this podcast. Thank you Ryan for doing the hard work, and thank you Kenny for doing your wife.

03-23
53:56

Episode 9 - Caroline and KC

This week we have way more laughing and a lot less near death experiences than normal...right up until the end. 

03-14
01:08:12

Episode 8 - Ryan and Kenny - DIY Problems

We're doing a special episode this week where we teach you how to make your own locally sourced, non-organic, brain to reality problems from scratch. 

03-05
31:09

Episode 7 - Ryan and Kenny - Lent Challenge

We hammer out the rules for our 44 day exercise challenge. Please help us spread the word with our new social media pages. All the links are at: areyouthemilk.com

02-18
28:40

Episode 6 - JNO and D

We do accidentally talk about our goals, but mostly, we talk about donating plasma for cash, botched freestyles, and sleeping with the help of animals.   

02-03
26:40

Episode 5 - Parker and Country

Yeah, we talk about goals, but we also get into electrocuting middle school kids, abusive coaching, facial reconstructions, and landscaping.  

02-03
39:26

Episode 4 - Jack and KC

We talk about normal stuff, no goals or anything wack like that this week, just outdoor poops, imaginary girlfriends, and of course, water buffalo. 

02-03
47:25

Episode 3 - Mark

We talk about normal stuff like setting goals, sleeping with rats, DUIs, and how to grow your own multiple personality disorder. Go to www.areyouthemilk.com to sign up for our “Lent” Challenge.

01-29
36:19

Episode 2 - Kenny and Ryan

We talk about normal stuff like setting goals, getting hypnotized by a good witch, pooping digested blood, helicopter rides to the hospital, and parachuting Tuesdays. Sign up for the lent challenge at www.areyouthemilk.com  

01-21
45:19

Episode 1 - Dave and D

We talk about normal stuff like setting goals, sex addicts farting, embezzling money, and getting indicted by the FBI. Go to www.areyouthemilk.com for more content.

01-19
36:21

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