Ask Ashley: The Podcast

<p>Do you know what unites women everywhere? The unbelievable, hilariously offensive shit we go through – from failed relationships and disaster dates to trying to balance marriage and parenting a terrorist-like three year old. You know what makes all of us okay? Laughing about it with your best friend. Welcome to Ask Ashley – a hilariously refreshing podcast brought to you by @dearyoungqueen. Join our founder, Ashley W., and her bestie, Ashley North, celebrity stylist, for their intimate, unapologetic, unfiltered weekly check-in, as these two friends on opposite coasts coach each other through this thing called life.</p>

Let’s Get Ready To Rumble!

Ashley and Ashley are back in the studio this week, reminiscing on Jock Jams, MTV Spring Break, the D.A.R.E. program, and dads who smoke big ganja. 00:58- Let’s get ready to rumbleeee!! Who remembers Jock Jams?! Arguably the greatest sports mix of all time. Somebody track down the DJ who made that CD because they really laid the blueprint for Kidz Bop. 07:41- Family Photos & Teen Attitudes Ashley N is a professional when it comes to photoshoots… except when you add a teenager. New...

12-20
58:34

That’s MY Delusion Talking

Ashley + Ashley are back this week with heavy opinions, light patience, and zero tolerance for systems that don’t make sense. 00:06 - The NFL Mushroom Helmet: A new soft-shell covers helmet designed to reduce concussions but only about 9-13 players are wearing it this season?! Huh? Confusing to anyone else?  The Ashleys get into CTE, short NFL careers, exploited bodies, and why their sons will be struggling through literally anything else. 06:19 - Kids, AAU Sports & The $3...

12-08
01:00:41

Be A "Regular" Somewhere

Ashley + Ashley are back in the studio this week with a little chaos, a little wisdom, and a whole lot of opinions. From not understanding life on Do Not Disturb to $2 Jäger bombs. From detoxing from tequila to remembering when people could smoke on airplanes… these two have thoughts this week, loud ones. 1:02 – Do Not Disturb Etiquette The Ashleys take a hard stance against people who live their lives on Do Not Disturb. If your phone stays muted from sunup to sundown… grow up. Adults have ...

11-29
49:19

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

Ashley + Ashley are back in the studio and officially kicking off a brand new season of Ask Ashley: The Podcast! This week, the ladies tackle modern dating, relationship soft-launch culture, millennial mom struggles, and internet chaos — from random boyfriends and linen outfits to new math, scammers, AI hallucination, and the dark side of Snapchat DMs. Included in the episode: 00:00 – Welcome to the elite joy of watching a girl hard-launch a random boyfriend on Instagram. Not the ex, not the ...

11-22
55:03

Razor Blade Throat

Ashley + Ashley are back this week, reporting live from the comforts of their own homes. This week they are catching up on expensive doctor visits, no touch laws, boxtox in the brain stem, the value of little people, and more. 00:52- How many nights a week do you eat out or order in? Cooking isn’t for everyone, and by everyone, we mean, Ashley + Ashley. 05:19 - New Hairdo, Who Dis? Both Ashleys have a new do, but apparently one looks like a “real black girl” and the other looks like a “...

07-26
50:10

You Down With O.P.P?

Ashley + Ashley are back and catching up long distance—with red wine in hand, of course. This week, the ladies are talking ACT/SAT testing, the difference between vocalists and singers, new Taco Bell orders, Ashley W’s ankle injury (as diagnosed by Ashley N, sports injury expert), and so much more. 00:00 - Welcome back to Ask Ashley: The Podcast 02:32 - It’s official, Ashley N’s daughter has graduated from middle school and she officially has a high schooler! Everything is happening reall...

06-08
51:07

How Would You Feel If Mommy Had A Boyfriend? feat Felicia LaTour

It’s Mother’s Day weekend and the mamas came to slay. And by slay, we mean grab a coffee and get into some real talk—like unconventional parenting advice, possibly starting an OnlyFans, putting your kids in therapy early, and the wild ride that is co-parenting. This week, the ladies are joined by Felicia Latour—entrepreneur, one of the voices behind The Mama's Den podcast, founder of Somebody’s Mama, and most importantly, she is somebody’s mama. This is the Mother’s Day episode you didn’t kn...

05-10
48:02

She Stood On Business Feat. IE In Friends Podcast

It’s been a few weeks, but Ashley + Ashley are back in action—with their first guests of the season! Meet Saul, Cesar, and Aaron from IE in Friends Podcast—the guys behind the most-loved dating advice we’ve shared this season. The audience ate it up, so we had to bring them on for more! 05:32 - Meet The Ashleys' long-lost Mexican brothers. The boys spill on how they started their podcast, who’s the hardest worker, who’s just along for the ride, and—most importantly—whether having a podcast ...

03-08
50:43

Anxiety Is The Word Of The Week

Ashley + Ashley are back in the studio, and this week, they’re serving up karaoke bangers, questionable adult outings, a deep dive into WAGS To Riches, burner accounts, loyalty checks, and a whole lot of unhinged commentary. You asked for longer episodes, and, well… be careful what you wish for. 11:31 – Ashley W has returned to Los Angeles, but not without another bougie travel saga. In a shocking twist, our resident travel snob finally flew Southwest Airlines, and after years of talking tras...

02-15
01:36:56

Very Cutesy, But Very Expensive

Ashley + Ashley are back in the studio this week to talk expert storytelling tips, how to dodge men you’re not interested in, and why being honest with your friends about everything is important. We hope you can follow along because apparently The Ashley’s are just train conductors using a half remembered language to communicate on a journey across a barren desert. Confused? Them too. Tune in. 00:30 - Podcasting ain’t easy, and The Ashley’s always get questions about how they go...

01-18
55:29

Predator or Prey?

Ashley + Ashley are back in the studio this week to clarify a few things and remind everyone they have switched relationship status for the 100th time. The ladies dive into the perks of having friends outside your relationship, some shocking pregnancy rights you probably didn’t know about, and a dating show so absurd, they simply can’t look away. 01:31 - What even is a cougar? Are we talking sugar mama vibes, or is it all about the age gap? Ashley + Ashley go full National Geographic to defin...

01-11
53:47

The Math Is Not Mathing

Ashley + Ashley are back in the studio this week with plenty of jokes for each other. They listen and well, they also judge. From the suspect challenge to getting caught on the clearance rack, the Ashleys are throwing shade with a side of laughs. 07:24 - Patty, Please!! Ashley W sat next to a Chatty Patty on her flight to LA and really needed to vent. From the Mafia to the tow pound, this former comedian from Staten Island made Ashley W her built-in audience. 20:39 - The Cyber Truck: The ...

01-04
51:10

0 out of 10, Do Not Recommend

Ashley + Ashley are back in the studio this week reflecting on how unnecessary their behavior was during the pandemic. From hoarding toilet paper to spending hundreds on Clorox wipes, Ashley + Ashley are actually quite embarrassed. They also discuss the Popeyes Chicken Sandwich phenomenon, leveling your kid’s expectations, and their old snooping ways. 03:15 - If there’s one thing Ashley & Ashley hate, it’s a line. It doesn’t matter if it’s a line for a designer drop, an airport se...

12-21
43:39

Did You Hear About The Woman Who…

Welcome back to Ask Ashley: The Podcast! It’s been a long 6 months, but the Ashleys are back and ready to dive into another exciting season! There’s a big difference between keeping your life a secret and keeping it private, and well, it’s time for Ashley & Ashley to catch you up on some private matters. 02:04 - From now on, you can call us The Kellys. It was a team effort, but The Ashleys are officially Kelly’d down! Ashley N. recaps her time in Paris, how she beat the Hermes leather app...

12-14
53:37

I Am Not A Doctor But…

Ashley + Ashley are back in the studio this week for the final episode of the season! The ladies cap off 49 weeks of fun with Amerie’s grandstand, and all new TV time (spoiler alerts!), and the songs of the summer. 06:51 – Ashley N’s stalker reminds the ladies about a recent Netflix binge, Baby Reindeer. Baby Reindeer got strange and just when you thought it was going to change, it got moorrrreeee strange. 15:33 - Imagine you just had a great date only to come home and f...

08-03
48:00

She Always Wore Weird Hats

Ashley + Ashley are back in the studio coming to you from The Big Apple. This week they discuss diamond status moments, dropping tears on your wedding day, and Alicia Keys’ new musical Hell’s Kitchen, as well as her “new” style. 05:38 - The Ashleys might sit on this podcast and run their mouths, but their work is also running the main pages of Netflix and Hulu right now. From the Mark Twain Awards to The Tom Brady Roast, Ashley N has kept Kevin Hart sharp as hell. And over on Hulu...

06-26
39:03

"Elder Millennial"

Ashley + Ashley are catching up long distance this week, with an unwanted yet always welcomed interruption from Ashley N’s daughter, the little one. There’s Charly and then there’s our darling Baby Terrorist. This week the ladies discuss: 00:21 - It’s The Flow, not The Flo. Sirius Satellite radio may have gotten a few listeners back. 04:34 - Ashley N is going to be a golfer! She’s taking lessons and all. Thank god for Lisa who finally had a convincing enough case to get her ...

06-09
44:45

A Key To Room #7

Ashley + Ashley are back in the studio this week to discuss photoshopping your driver’s license, Balenciaga dupes and obnoxious designer pricing, hanging out in a brothel in Brazil, and getting hit with a bait & switch in Europe. 00:21 - Let’s be honest, 9/10 people hate their driver’s license and passport photo. Luckily for the people, Ashley + Ashley have a hack for the girlies that doesn’t include a full glam team or ring light for your next ID photo. 05:05 - Drop The N...

06-05
52:56

Irky Jerky Full Of Turkey

Ashley + Ashley are catching up long-distance this week to discuss J. Cole versus the F Boys, website designers turned car salesmen, close friends material, and weak bladders. 00:00 - A new J. Cole song makes The Ashleys walk back their take on J. Cole waiving the white flag on the most recent rap battle. It turns out someone else has also waived a white flag. Drake is on the offense is fire, but Drake on the defense is not cute. 00:34 - A new J. Cole song makes The Ashleys walk b...

05-25
58:32

Ovaries Of A Much Younger Woman

The ladies are catching up long distance this week to discuss Chayce’s dirty laundry, keeping it real with the Anesthesiologist, and the obnoxious bills that come along with doctor’s visits and prescriptions. 00:22 – Before Beyonce put out her country album she made a point to highlight other country acts of color so as not to overshine their hard work. The Ashleys thank her for her generosity because of her, they have found their new favorite artist. Shaboozey AKA Booze. 08:51 – As...

05-02
55:23

Alisia Granville

I have never heard of a #3 but I definitely will be using it from now on! I love this show you guys keep me laughing out loud😂

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