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Author: Bob Mortimer & Andy Dawson

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Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?

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A turkey stew, Geordie Heat, smoke, Steve and Casper sing, medal woe, and Martin visits the Beardsleys.   Join Club Parsnips at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
A wide range of terrifying South African experiences from episodes 57 to 87.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
A diverted journey, golden hornets, wrestlers, Steve and Casper, the DomPod, and rumours. For the full version of this episode, join Club Parsnips https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Peter raps again, a smoke game, Harry considers his future, Lawro’s transports, and observation comedy returns. Join Club Parsnips at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Peter listens to Talksport, Bob visits Teesside, plus an energy beast, your questions, a quiz and more. (Rec: 31/10/20) For the full version of this episode, join Club Parsnips https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
A round-up of Bob’s various encounters with the Alderman and his gang from episode 32 to 51.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
A compilation of Roy Hodgson's visits to see us from episode 70 to 85...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Steve and Casper visit Asda, the White Harts clean their teeth, Lawro is in the bedroom, and we answer some of your questions. (Rec: Sep 2020) For the full version of this episode, join Club Parsnips https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
An emergency BMLC meeting, Mick at the chippy, Lawro’s pasta, the White Harts convene, a DomPod, and Adrian Lewis rates his takeaway. Join Club Parsnips at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Boiled Parsnips 8: Box B

Boiled Parsnips 8: Box B

2021-05-1028:003

Lockdown poetry, hairstyles, Slaughters Zoom, Nigel Pearson, Mrs Beardsley’s new beau, and more. (Rec: May 2020) Join Club Parsnips at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Here’s the further adventures of Steve and Casper from episode 24 to 43…  Join Club Parsnips at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Ep. 113 - Background Cat

Ep. 113 - Background Cat

2021-04-1637:527

A footballer’s home, a Warhammer quiz, fresh Geordie Heat, more DomPod alien talk, some Peter and lots more.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
A compilation of Bob’s reports on the Spurs gang’s activities from episodes 29 to 49. Join Club Parsnips: https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Ep. 112 - Geordie Heat

Ep. 112 - Geordie Heat

2021-03-2339:466

A new police show, Lawro’s boxes, moths, an audiobook studio experience, a call from Slaughters and a Scottish tale.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Some lockdown-straddling bits from Parsnips 11 & 12 - Homeowner, Pearson, quizzing, a cinema visit, Neil Hunt and the SAS, and the Slaughters delivery service. Join Club Parsnips athttps://www.patreon.com/athleticomince  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Ep. 111 - Brainstormer

Ep. 111 - Brainstormer

2021-02-2636:046

Lockdown Gary, spying on the Leeds gang, fungalow roof woe, Crime Files, Scholes and Nigel Pearson’s Bristol plans.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
A compilation of Bob’s visits to spy on Adrian Lewis at the Slaughters restaurant from episodes 74 - 88.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
A compilation of the Crime Files stories, right from the start and up to episode 90. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Ep. 110 - Pedro Ken

Ep. 110 - Pedro Ken

2021-01-3034:348

Animal backsides, a zoom with Mick, Rooney visits Hunt, Dyche, Secret Soccer Superstar, Scholes and a bit of BMLC.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Crime Files, dust-related grieving advice, an Alderman flashback, a trip to Slaughters and loads more. (Rec: 28/1/20) Join Club Parsnips at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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Thomas Clint

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Sep 25th
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Matt Simpson

That William Hill add is doing my fookan head....

Sep 24th
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PADDY GILROY

This must be the worst of Bob. Now, most of the Alderman characters and voices are fine but the talking about his body shape and the kissing stuff is just not amusing in any way imo. Are we hearing the final dregs of this podcast, one that I haved loved over and over again fck knows but the Alderman pish - let it go - and away.

Jul 21st
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PADDY GILROY

You guys are gonna lose people. This episode was shite from start to finish. Where the fuck is Old Slapping Peter, The Saff African Gangbangers and yes we did get to love 'em oh and the Scottish girl ample if tit from Costa. It takes so long to get these episodes now and it wasn't worth the wait so come to fuck Andy and Bob "could do better" as it said on Andy's school report cards every fucking year. Paddy Gilroy

Jun 4th
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steve neil

I'm gutted that's not a real website. I even checked 🤣

Mar 5th
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StrawsPulledAtRandom

funniest thing iv ever heard.

Feb 21st
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keegan

so funny

Dec 31st
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Alex Anstey

There's only oneeee Petteeerrr Beardsleeeyyyyy!! Onee Peteerr Beardsleyyy!

Dec 13th
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Kieran Grayken

which episode is it where they are talking about Sunderland til I die? just watched that series following this podcast and wanted to hear again what they said about it. unusual to hear a sincere bob hahhaha

Oct 14th
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Philip Taylor

which hut?!

Sep 11th
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Andrew Clavin

cancelled!! due to the unfunny one

Aug 28th
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Dom Eastwood

Dog dirt

May 10th
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Simon Atkinson

My God this has cheers me up in Lockdown so much, Never laughed so much in my life. Putting the kids of their school work 🤣🤣🤣

May 4th
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Steve Hannen

This gets my personal pipe pumping

May 1st
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Andrew Clavin

recent episode is on spotify bob reviews Curb your enthuasiasm..says it is the same formula every week...fucking ironic that!!!

Apr 23rd
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glenn selwyn

makes my brain smile

Apr 12th
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James Dwyer

Probably the funniest podcast out there at the moment. From Peter Beardsley's horrible wife to South African gangbangers (you gotta love em.) keep up the amazing work lads.

Apr 10th
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Barry McDonald

Dog dirt

Apr 1st
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Damien Blanchard

lpp

Apr 1st
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Ste

This is absolute class.. Some of Bob mortimer best work, along with Pete Beardsley..! 😅

Apr 1st
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