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Author: Bob Mortimer & Andy Dawson

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Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?

Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.





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Crisps, writing on hearts, Hunt vs Sugar, egg escape, a Pearson/McCarthy coffee shop trip, and much more. (Full version released 31/3/23) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A collection of Mick’s visits to the studio from episode 57 to 110. (Originally released via Club Parsnips) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Historical fear, Harry’s Farm, skip talk, a door, Eddie and Amanda Baby visit the Beardsleys, and Dom pods. (Full version released 28/2/23) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A compilation of the antics of Harry Kane and his pals from episode 68 to 93. (Originally released via Club Parsnips) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Fancy trousers, hose connectors, a happy song, a Rubik’s cube, custard, and so much more. (Rec: 30/1/23) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A compilation of Sean Dyche’s motivational WAVs from episode 106 until September 2022. (Originally released via Club Parsnips) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Doctor tactics, slipper chat, ray gun repair, a Dyche WAV, regal scatter cushions, Peter’s 2022 Christmas message, and more. (Rec: 20/12/22)Explore the entire Club Parsnips archive free for 7 days at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Here's a compilation of some Crime Files stories, from episodes 105 to 117. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... (Released 30/7/22)Join Club Parsnips on Patreon for the complete Mince experience with exclusive bonus episodes and video content https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Football, aftershave, driveways, telly, cream, Tyne crime, Dom, the EFT gang, and soap. (Rec: 29/11/22)Enter Club Parsnips with a 7-day free trial at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From episodes 91-103, Peter and Carol receive a visitor, we learn about their wedding day, legal issues, a shopping trip and more… (first issued to Club Parsnips members in May 2022) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A country music remix, a lunch club update, a showbiz centre visit, resin bonded driveways, air frying, gut health, and nonsense pottery. (Rec: 27/10/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Categorised items, Peter’s van, anti-woke Lawro, test drives, Geordie Heat, telly pitches, and more. (26/9/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A compilation of tapes, mp3s and WAVs acquired by Bob between August 2019 and August 2021. (Rec: 21/3/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A stamping duck, a scary camping trip, Geordie Heat, a Littlepod, a listen to Talksport, and much more. (Rec: 30/8/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A compilation of episodes featuring crime on the Tyne… (first released to Club Parsnips members in Feb 2022) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
To celebrate his return to management, here’s a round-up of Roy’s appearances from Mince 86 all the way to Parsnips 19. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Fresh blood for Geordie Heat, pre-season Lawro, a distance quiz, hot Scholes, Steve and Casper at home, and a Milky call. (Rec: 20/7/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
An emotional hotel, machine talk, Mr Sting’s Alexa problem, treadmill friction, Cliff’s croissants, and some Littlepodding. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 42 to 68… ciao bella! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 122 - New Ray Gun

Ep 122 - New Ray Gun

2023-04-0446:164

Plasterboard fixings, Crime Files, Roy returns, Martin visits a mouse, a showbiz centre call, the shipping forecast, and a Scottish Tale. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Comments (129)

Lia Saurus

Bastard!

Feb 11th
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Tom Nam

No

Jun 21st
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Free Palestine

Tottenham Hotspur is complicit in corruption in South Africa. Vile, vile bunch of scumbags

Feb 15th
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LC

Insane ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Aug 27th
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Steve Garner

I was recently listening to this (Peter Beardsley Collection vol. 3) whilst reporting at my local Thai immigration office... Facemask on but tears streaming down my face and was getting a few stares from my fellow immigrants... Pulled myself together as my number was called but lost it again when the lady serving me turned to the intern who's nickname was Kai... As I'm sure you already know, 'Kai' is Thai for egg.

May 18th
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Steve Garner

I was recently listening to this (Peter Beardsley Collection vol. 3) whilst reporting at my local Thai immigration office... Facemask on but tears streaming down my face and was getting a few stares from my fellow immigrants... Pulled myself together as my number was called but lost it again when the lady serving me turned to the intern who's nickname was Kai... As I'm sure you already know, 'Kai' is Thai for egg.

May 18th
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Numkelfutumch Deman

Steve McLarens convoy dj mix. https://youtu.be/D17JVMDmMoc

Apr 16th
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James Dwyer

maybe the funniest podcast. whenever I'm fed up on it goes and it never fails to deliver.must have listened to each episode at least 3 times and when I'm done I'll start all over again.

Dec 18th
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Jordan Williams

That trailer! Oh my Jesus

Nov 2nd
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Thomas Clint

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Sep 25th
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Matt Simpson

That William Hill add is doing my fookan head....

Sep 24th
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Stevie Gilroy

This must be the worst of Bob. Now, most of the Alderman characters and voices are fine but the talking about his body shape and the kissing stuff is just not amusing in any way imo. Are we hearing the final dregs of this podcast, one that I haved loved over and over again fck knows but the Alderman pish - let it go - and away.

Jul 21st
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Stevie Gilroy

You guys are gonna lose people. This episode was shite from start to finish. Where the fuck is Old Slapping Peter, The Saff African Gangbangers and yes we did get to love 'em oh and the Scottish girl ample if tit from Costa. It takes so long to get these episodes now and it wasn't worth the wait so come to fuck Andy and Bob "could do better" as it said on Andy's school report cards every fucking year. Paddy Gilroy

Jun 4th
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steve neil

I'm gutted that's not a real website. I even checked 🤣

Mar 5th
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StrawsPulledAtRandom

funniest thing iv ever heard.

Feb 21st
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keegan

so funny

Dec 31st
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Alex Anstey

There's only oneeee Petteeerrr Beardsleeeyyyyy!! Onee Peteerr Beardsleyyy!

Dec 13th
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Kieran Grayken

which episode is it where they are talking about Sunderland til I die? just watched that series following this podcast and wanted to hear again what they said about it. unusual to hear a sincere bob hahhaha

Oct 14th
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Philip Taylor

which hut?!

Sep 11th
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Andrew Clavin

cancelled!! due to the unfunny one

Aug 28th
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