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Athletico Mince

Athletico Mince
Author: Bob Mortimer & Andy Dawson
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Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?
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Country music, gift talk, an Ally Pally visit, ding dong, a llama meeting, and some interesting topics. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 1/1/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Musical fun, shunned topics, a new quiz, Peter encounters Martin, soccer secrecy, and nursery rhymes. (Originally released via Club Parsnips in October 2024) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A dollop of Tyne-based crime reality from between July and November of 2022 (First released to Club Parsnips members in July 2024) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Safety, memory renewal, a quiz, Gangs of the EPL, a door, Ding Dong, and access aggravation. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 5/10/24 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Steve and Casper’s antics and adventures (and singing) from episode 85 to 116.(Previously issued via Club Parsnips on Patreon and Apple Subscriptions in Feb 2024) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Parsnippers questions, quizzing, singing, that sort of thing. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 17/9/24 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From episodes 103-113, including Carol’s new beau, Peter listening to Talksport, and much more…(Originally released to Club Parsnips members on 31/10/23) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A lanky song, catchphrases, Crime Files, Littlepodding, a quiz, Mick goes shopping and more format theft.(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 1/9/24 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Safety, snake vaping, a distance quiz, a door, and a hot tub dreamer.(Originally released to Club Parsnips members in July 2024)Join Club Parsnips at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A safety rap battle, Lawro commentates, Martin visits Neil, Harry’s England gang, and a Slaughters trip.(Released via Club Parsnips in June 2024) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Please enjoy the progress and growth of Dom Littlewood from his appearances up to and including episode 113. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Safety with Mickey Nixon, soccer secrecy, Steve and Mark drink liquids, countryside bother, and fighting with Peter. (Rec: 28/5/24 - full version available in Club Parsnips archive)Join Club Parsnips at https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince - extra episodes, studio footage, animation, all sorts of extra stuff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Updated version with bits that were originally missing)Here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 68 to 88… ciao bella! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Updated version with bits that were originally missing)He’s not Train Guy… or is he? Judge for yourself – here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 41 to 66… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Another round-up of recorded content from M-M-M-M-M-Martin from Homes Under The Hammer from the time period of February 2020 to April 2022. It’s a little bit unusual but you’ll like it(Previously released to Club Parsnips members in July 2023) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Safety first, crime on the Tyne, a Littlepod, Martin visits a darts star, and Barry C. Homeowner returns.Join Club Parsnips for the entire Mince archive at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Fish and chips, safety, a Beardsley barbecue, door opening, questions, Talksport, and a showbiz centre opportunity.(Rec: 29/11/2023) Join Club Parsnips at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A compilation of incidents of crime on the Tyne from between December 2021 and June 2022. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A new rapper, a job interview, a McClaren podcast, TV tennis, Geordie Heat, a row in Edinburgh, Lawro’s cheeses, and an air fryer rival. (Released via Club Parsnips in August 2023) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A compilation of Bob’s visits to spy on Adrian Lewis at the Slaughters restaurant from Parsnips 5 to Mince 109. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Just the best podcast ever Bob's the legend off comedy & it's a blast keep doing what u do Andy it's brill
this episode won't download
Bastard!
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Tottenham Hotspur is complicit in corruption in South Africa. Vile, vile bunch of scumbags
Insane ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
I was recently listening to this (Peter Beardsley Collection vol. 3) whilst reporting at my local Thai immigration office... Facemask on but tears streaming down my face and was getting a few stares from my fellow immigrants... Pulled myself together as my number was called but lost it again when the lady serving me turned to the intern who's nickname was Kai... As I'm sure you already know, 'Kai' is Thai for egg.
I was recently listening to this (Peter Beardsley Collection vol. 3) whilst reporting at my local Thai immigration office... Facemask on but tears streaming down my face and was getting a few stares from my fellow immigrants... Pulled myself together as my number was called but lost it again when the lady serving me turned to the intern who's nickname was Kai... As I'm sure you already know, 'Kai' is Thai for egg.
Steve McLarens convoy dj mix. https://youtu.be/D17JVMDmMoc
maybe the funniest podcast. whenever I'm fed up on it goes and it never fails to deliver.must have listened to each episode at least 3 times and when I'm done I'll start all over again.
That trailer! Oh my Jesus
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That William Hill add is doing my fookan head....
This must be the worst of Bob. Now, most of the Alderman characters and voices are fine but the talking about his body shape and the kissing stuff is just not amusing in any way imo. Are we hearing the final dregs of this podcast, one that I haved loved over and over again fck knows but the Alderman pish - let it go - and away.
You guys are gonna lose people. This episode was shite from start to finish. Where the fuck is Old Slapping Peter, The Saff African Gangbangers and yes we did get to love 'em oh and the Scottish girl ample if tit from Costa. It takes so long to get these episodes now and it wasn't worth the wait so come to fuck Andy and Bob "could do better" as it said on Andy's school report cards every fucking year. Paddy Gilroy
I'm gutted that's not a real website. I even checked 🤣
funniest thing iv ever heard.
so funny
There's only oneeee Petteeerrr Beardsleeeyyyyy!! Onee Peteerr Beardsleyyy!
which episode is it where they are talking about Sunderland til I die? just watched that series following this podcast and wanted to hear again what they said about it. unusual to hear a sincere bob hahhaha