Authors & Dragons Comedy DnD Podcast

With all the relaxing and drinking aboard the cruise, the gang completely forgot about Ice Day. Luckily a demon arrives with gifts and a mission...Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

With the fate of the entire ship on the line, stakes are high and the capacity to give a *** is inversely low. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

Sufficiently armed with a fraction of a plan and some poorly thought out contingencies, the Dicey Bastards try to take back the Grande Whimsey. Authors & Dragons is the indie author podcast you didn't know you needed. Listen as these professional story crafters focus their talents on ruining Dungeons & Dragons for everyone. Featuring the voices and poor decision making of MK Gibson, Rick Gualtieri, Drew Hayes, EM Kaplan, Robert Bevan and Steve Wetherell.You can learn more at www.authorsanddragons.com, but you should like, and subscribe, and hit the bell, and choke the weasel, and smell the rock, and dance the last fandango, and all those other things that help podcasts to grow and thrive and conquer.Want to hang out with us? Hey, relax man! I'm not trying to sell you drugs. BUT I am trying to sell you on our wicked sweet Patreon, where you can hang out in our Discord and get access to exclusive content, ad free episodes, and hang out sessions with your favorite indie authors. You'd rather have drugs? Okay, well, I don't blame you but I also don't have any. Look us up on Patreon!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

The evil spa entity continues to wreak havoc and torture patrons in a luxurious manner- will Jorcerer unglue himself from burger cheese in time to save the day?Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

It's out of the fire and into the steam bath as yet another premium tourist location is under attack. Can the gang defeat the steam demon? Or at least wait until enough people die that they can get the hot tub to themselves?Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

Stan thinks of a novel way to best a thought goblin, but a less novel way to not be on fire. Meanwhile- piss.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

With occurrences of evil all over the ship, the party have no choice but to split up and pursue various different leisure activities. Oh, and find the wanted killer maybe. At some point.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

With Moog proving that profiling is the best way to solve crime, the gang move on to their next antagonist- someone with the frankly astonishing audacity to try and upstage them.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

It was bound to happen eventually. Can Stan and Jorcerer disrupt the play with a play within a play, before their rivals do a play within a play within a play....play? Can Claudia and moog lay off the killing until intermission? Find out!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

Escaping the sex dungeon intact may be trickier than it seems, but with a suspect rearing his horny head, it's time to get some hot pursuit!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

It's time to interogate, or potentially impregnate, some witnesses, and Jorcerer is the sweaty sex blob for the job. Meanwhile, Cabert and Moog face off in an ultimately pointless excersise. Who will win??Dicey Bastards is the actual play podcast with more charisma than a dire worm who used to be your girlfriend but got cursed by a wizard after she wouldn't shut up about that stupid worm question people pretend they ask their boyfriends on the internet. Not much charisma is what I mean, buddy, you were better off without her.Check out our merch! https://www.teepublic.com/?ar_ad=teepublic&ar_adgroup=58700006420472509&ar_campaign=71700000074037014&ar_channel=google&ar_clx=yes&ar_strategy=search&gad_campaignid=1880244643&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADqCRGZgfX-dxU2RLIKwluivA-mek&gclid=Cj0KCQjwxdXBBhDEARIsAAUkP6iIsw8Ve3fiGA7hNb_NoJuptp9b-CvULc9_nO8pzvPII3ITlhFGTt4aAhKQEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds&ref_id=13059Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

Finally aboard the Grande Whimsey and almost immediately there is a murder most foul (unless the victim is an Elf then it's probably fine.) Not to worry, the gang are on the case. By which I mean going on a spa day.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

Infiltrating the port doesn't go as well as planned, but can Hanzo save the day in a way that isn't awful and horrifying?Authors and Dragons presents the Dicey Bastards, the best actual play D&D podcast this side of the multiverse! Featuring your favorite indie authors blundering their way through a world of might and magic.Buy our merch we've got mouths to feed. Go on, git!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

The fight is over (for now,) but there's still a boat to catch- only now they have to catch it with an unwanted child in tow. Can the crew decide on a plan? Can they execute the plan? Can they abandon a child?Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

Enter Hanzo. He's the worst character you can imagine and he's also your son. So much for a vacation. Ah well, with any luck everyone will be eaten by a giant crocodile and we can put this behind us.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

It's time for Stan to indulge in his incredibly destructive gambling habit, and with no one to babysit Moog, murder is definitely on the cards! Meanwhile Cabert and Klaudia need to rush back with their shocking news, as soon as they stop at this fancy restaurant, obviously.Dicey Bastards is the actual play D&D podcast for people who want an entire fried octopus in their Bloody Mary. Featuring Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson, and Steve Wetherell. That's right, the internet's finest comedy fantasy writers who also appear on this podcast!Hey, you're still reading? Excellent! Join us on Patreon or check out our merch store. Money is a prison. Free yourself! Give it to us!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

It's been a couple of weeks since their mission victory (and moral and political failures) and now they're ready to move onto the next adventure! Just as soon as they've sampled the local cocktails and satiated Stan's massive gambling problem. Dicey Bastards is a Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast, with surprisingly little dungeons or dragons. Plenty of jerks though. They should change the name to Jerks and Jerks. Ha! They won't do that though, I imagine. Probably not. I mean, I get it. Featuring Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, EM Kaplin, MK Gibson, and Steve Wetherell.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

Will Stan's senseless desire for heroism change hearts and minds? Has Moog finally solved racism? Will Klaudia kill another child? Find out!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

The exciting conclusion of the first season of Dicey Bastards! Can our brave heroes subvert the democratic process, or is Jorcerer's raw charisma too much to compete against?Authors & Dragons pits fantasy comedy writers against a world of might and magic, often with awful results. Featuring Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Beva, MK Gibson, EM Kaplan, and Steve Wetherell. It's the D&D actual play podcast your mom used to date!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

With the battle fought and won, it's time to do the smart thing and basque in a little adoration. Unfortunately no one is smart, so instead the crew find themselves in a web of political rivalry that might reduce their victory to naught.Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play podcast bought to you by Authors & Dragons- a cabal of indie writers conspiring to ruin both Dungeons and Dragons and Podcast in general.You can check us out at www.authorsanddragons.com for extra content, appearance news, merch and more!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com