Awkward Apocalypse

#BringBackAA! Jenny and Greg did the unthinkable, warmed up those microphones ONE MORE TIME! It was Greg's birthday and with a huge crowd in attendance, Jenny thought that maybe we could do something nice for the people that wanted us to bring back AA. Fair warning, everyone has had a fair amount of adult beverages. Greg and Jenny talk about whats been going on with them since the last show, new love interests for one of the two, Krazy Update, What You Talkin 'Bout, Haiku Hank, Alliteration Al, listener awkward stories, Jenny agrees to be a wedding date, plenty of Huell Howser drops, and SO MUCH MORE!!! Check out our website www.awkwardapocalypse.com, give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwardpod@gmail.com, and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store or any other app you use to listen to the show!

In Episode 50; Greg had to meet the family, started a new show, and stripped in public while Jenny is on a dry spell and needs sex with a black man. Comedian and roommate Brad Williams joins for a bit, new Dear Jenny, Crazy Correspondence, Fuck Yeah/You of the day, Would You Rather, and Awkward Talk about funny things said during sexy time with some great submissions. In lieu of a new Awkward Talk subject, Greg and Jenny have a major announcement for all of the fans of AA. You don't want to miss this episode! Check out our website www.awkwardapocalypse.com, give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwardpod@gmail.com, and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store or any other app you use to listen to the show!

Episode 49 features "High School Jamz" from the old days, listener corrections, and the iTunes contest. Greg guest stars on another show, does some drinking, hit's the Dodger game, and farts in his sleep while Jenny is in trouble with the Magic community, introduced "new boy" to some of the crew, and has some nerdy party with David. There's also a new Dear Jenny, Crazy Correspondence, Watchu Talkin' Bout, Would You Rather, Fuck You of the day and more! This weeks Awkward Talk is Sex Etiquette: from clean up to call back. How do you handle the after-sex action? Next weeks A.T. is things said during sex. Have you said something funny or stupid during or after sex? Maybe someone said it to you? Tell us about it! Check out our new website www.awkwardapocalypse.com, give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwardpod@gmail.com, and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

Greg and Jenny are back to bring more awkwardness. Greg orders the groupon salmon, is starting a new show, and loves musical porn while Jenny is getting some, not getting some, then hoping to get some. New Listener corrections, random drunk text messages, Dear Jenny, Would You Rather, and a new segment from Greg called "Crazy Correspondence" (Alliteration Al will like that). This weeks Awkward Talk was figuring out how to give a friend advice that doesn't take it very well. Next weeks AT is after-sex etiquette; from clean up to call back. We want to know what's proper, whether it be what to do right after the deed is done, or how to go about calling the person (or not) back. And don't forget to submit a story for our iTunes contest! Check out our new website www.awkwardapocalypse.com, give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwardpod@gmail.com, and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

New Girl joins the show again and they cover her shitty week and Greg pissing off people in traffic while Jenny talks about calling things off with Pound Town and talking to a new/old crush with magic fingers. A new Would You Rather, Whtachu Talkin' Bout, and an awkward story from listener Eva. This weeks awkward talk was about syncing up your libido...sexy time! Next show's awkward talk: When you see someone you care about making the wrong decisions, how do you get them to stop or understand they’re just going to fail without them getting upset with you? And don't forget our iTunes contest! Check out our new website www.awkwardapocalypse.com, give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwardpod@gmail.com, and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

We're back and we have an awesome new contest with awesome prizes! Greg has a romantic San Francisco weekend, get's harassed by mormons, has an awkward wedding situation, and is nervous when it comes to meeting family. On the other side, Jenny gets molested by security, get's stood up on a booty call, oh, and she went to a fetish convention! Also, they discuss the Arizona anti-gay legislation, new voicemails, and they really delve deep into Awkward Talk. Next weeks topic is all about libido and how to sync up with your partner, and what you do to keep things going (or what they do)! Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwardpod@gmail.com, and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

Greg pulled himself together to join Jenny O for some ear-hole magic! So Greg has been sick, watched the Super Bowl, and loves other couple drama while Jenny takes pound town to "like" town, is the bell of the ball, snorts mustard, and so much more! A very good Would You Rather with a lot of awesomely gross answers, a new caller leaves a message, and Awkward Talk about partners pressuring their significant others into things. Next weeks topic: help for Dylan. Listen to the story of Jenny's friend and help him out! Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwardpod@gmail.com, and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

Jenny just got back from her crazy person cruise with lots of stories, as well tales of her clean lady parts. Greg hangs out with chicks in the bathroom, hangs out with his ex, and talks about eating pussy. A new Dear Jenny, Haiku Hank, and some slacking on the Would You Rather this week. Awkward Talk dealt with why we hide things from our significant others, and next weeks is about pressuring significant others to further the relationship (i.e. marriage, kids...). Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwardpod@gmail.com, and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

Greg and Jenny are at it again, and this time they're sticking to their roots with a new Fuck You and Fuck Yeah of the day! Greg runs into some former family, is totes official on Facebook, and projectile vomits everywhere. Jenny went to Vegas, broke a condom, and is about to go on a cruise that will not end well. New Girl supplies the Would You Rather, a new Dear Jenny, and the Awkward Talk about parents and their babies. AT for next show: What and Why do we hide the things we do to initially impress people we're going after? Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwardpod@gmail.com, and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

Jenny and Greg a joined by a special guest that is a girl, and is new. Before that, Jenny shares all kinds (maybe too much) of embarrassing stuff that has been happening (Don't eat while listening, you've been warned), and Greg has a run in with some bitch in the grocery store. New 'Would You Rather' and 'What You Talkin 'Bout' and of course Awkward Talk. Next AT is about babies; do parents talk about them too much? Is it rude to not care about other peoples baby? Can you ask a childless couple why they don't have kids? And so on, so let us know! Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwardpod@gmail.com, and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

We have a full show for you this time, and more importantly we have a squirt contest WINNER! Greg dances with a guy in Subway, goes to some Christmas parties, and Krazy kicks down a door! Jenny dresses up like an elf, goes to a graduation, and has a super creepy karaoke session. There's a fruity Would You Rather, a special message from HH, and TONS of listener submissions for the Awkward Talk about sleep talking and walking! Next weeks topic is what is the best (or worst) way to turn someone down? Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwardpod@gmail.com, and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

In this involuntarily shortened episode, Jenny's friend Paul stops in from Seattle to hang out and Brad carves out some time to talk with us as well. There was supposed to be a winner to the squirt naming contest, but a wrench has been thrown, Awkward Talk is all about getting your date into the bedroom, and next weeks AT is talking while you sleep, and anything else funny that happens during bed time. Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwardpod@gmail.com, and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

Greg and Jenny are joined by Mike, aka Pepe Le Pew Pew! Greg goes road trip pin' with New Girl, does some cooking, and hates the people he works with while Jenny get's an amazing gift from MagickBee, babysits her friend at a party, and hangs out with an ex. We have a new/old Dear Jenny, Whatchu Talkin' Bout, and some great responses to the 'Would You Rather' and break up Awkward Talk. Next weeks AT is about getting your date from the front door to the back door (if you catch my drift!). What do you do that gets someone in to the bedroom? What have people tried on you that has worked or hasn't worked? Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwardpod@gmail.com, and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

It's been a while since Greg and Jenny blessed your ear holes, and they are joined by David Moon of sext novel fame. Greg finds more reasons that he's an ass hole, hates his old friends, and talks sexy costumes while Jenny shaves naked, party's in Seattle, and get's foxy. A fruity would you rather, the squirting contest moves to the next round and a new segment called Whatchu Talkin 'Bout?! Also, we talked a lot of dick for Awkward Talk, and next weeks AT is Break Ups; and how you got over them. Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwardpod@gmail.com, and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

It's Halloween time in Awkwardville. Greg goes to Oktoberfest, hangs out with hillbilly's, and checks himself out while goes to a fancy singles party, does scary things with Albert, and hangs out with Dr. Drew. A slutty "Would You Rather," and an Awkward Talk all about Halloween time! Next weeks A.T. is circumcised dicks, and your thoughts on the matter. Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwardpod@gmail.com, and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

In this episode of AA, super awesome and very un-inhibited friend Ashley stops by to hang out with the gang and talk about all kinds of inappropriate. Greg goes to Disneyland, and loves boobs all while Jenny throws a party, hears from 'Friday Night Fever' and found waffle bites. Everyone is glad fall is here, Barilla pasta sucks, a horribly great 'Would You Rather' and Sex on Drugs is the Awkward Talk. Next weeks A.T.: All about halloween; tell us about your favorite/sexy/crazy costumes, halloween experiences, trick-or-treating, and all that stuff! Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwardpod@gmail.com, and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

Brad (@funnybrad/About Last Night podcast) and Trigga Mike join the two to discuss everything from cunts to bad drivers. Greg has more Krazy news, New Girl updates, and we find out he's a bad driver while Jenny is in the midst of some boy troubles. An F You and Yeah of the day, and a gross Would You Rather about fucking dead people. Awkward Talk is all about what it'd be like to have opposite junk, and next weeks is having sex while on drugs. All this and more! So go give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwardpod@gmail.com, and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

Megan and the twins stop by to hang out, and there might even be a small appearance by Brad Williams. Greg classes things up and goes to the Opera and has a new crazy story! Jenny has another weekend of sobriety (not quite) and a super awkward "date" night. A really good Would You Rather, Megan dances and has a wardrobe malfunction (not that you can see), and lots of anal! Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwardpod@gmail.com, and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

In our latest installment, people are breaking up Vine and Krazy is still ruining Greg's life (sorta). Jenny has a crazy birthday encounter, and lays the verbal smack down on her ex. The tables are turned on the listeners and Jenny has a Dear Listener question for everyone, F You and Yeah, Megans throws down some brownies. Awkward Talk is Tricks you've discovered that drives the other sex wild, and next weeks is What it's like to have a Dick/Vagina. Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwardpod@gmail.com, and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!

It's the post Jenny birthday celebration, where she almost got charged with a felony all while her ex was trying to get cuddly. Greg goes out with New Girl again, and Jenny calls him out for making moves, as does EVERYONE else! Jenny reads the LAST Sexting with David, they throw down the Fuck You/Yeah of the day, and talk all about dirty talk for Awkward Talk. Next weeks topic: Tricks you’ve discovered that drives the other sex wild. Give us a LIKE on www.facebook.com/AwkwardApocalypse, a follow @AwkwardPod on twitter, send an email to awkwardpod@gmail.com, and call/sex/text (323) 379-9225! And don't forget that you can give us FIVE stars over in the iTunes store!