Awkward Moaners

A podcast where a Geordie bloke and a faux Brummie complain a lot. Mainly about trivial things. We think we're funny, anyway.

The Lion King is Shit

We discuss Ghostbusters, the Lion King, sexism and how not to order at the bar.

05-05
39:46

SEASON 2: The World Cup of Crisps Special

We discuss crisps far too vehemently, sexy noises and Facebook tagging.

04-21
52:32

SEASON 2: We Get It, Internet

We start Season 2 with a bang, talking about good sandwiches, overdone jokes, milk, snow and we tell the people of the internet that, you know, we get it, dude.

01-21
49:49

Things Got Real

The realest episode yet! We talk politics, luck, hard work and success, in the least funny episode, but the most intellectual. Maybe.

12-08
45:29

The Kaiser Chiefs of Chocolate Bars

We discuss Daim bars, cookie fraud, fuckboys called Keith, twins and hiring people called Terrence.

12-01
41:58

We Sit Down With Ahmed

We discuss nostalgia, hidden jokes, 3D films, the decline of MTV, reality TV, fish fingers in ice cream and crying over adverts.

11-24
41:15

F*cking Coldplay

We discuss monopoly, emojis, rubbish '80's music and our brand new drug dealing board game.

11-17
55:05

Are You Sure It Wasn't Brokeback Mountain?

We discuss Call of Duty, more bad Facebook etiquette, old people and filthy Weetabix-on-Weetabix action.

11-10
51:06

Cheese is a Badman, Cheese Defies Convention

We discuss love, biscuit fillings, heat, gravy and the top three things.

11-03
46:31

Hatin' On My Boys

We discuss Buzzfeed, not believing the hype, nights out and what percentage of yourself is okay to put into singing.

10-27
49:31

It's A Good Job This Isn't America....

We discuss virginity, early starts, talking to dead popstars and of course, how unfortunate it is that Piers Morgan hasn't been shot.

10-20
38:40

The Hungover Episode

We discuss bees again, hangovers, minions and bad Facebook etiquette.

10-13
36:26

Johnny Bee Goode

We discuss rugby, the AIDSiest course in the world and why wasps suck.

10-06
54:51

Less Terrorist-y Than Apple Juice

We discuss the 700 bus, apple juice in a can, segways and whether Seth McFarlane is a dick.

09-30
47:29

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