BFD Podcast

OUR LAST EPISODE.   Holy moly guacamole.   We have a special one planned for this episode, and since it is our last formal episode, we must do something never before seen by Internet-kind..........  Chris will speak after the recap.  I know.  It's kind of shocking.   You know what else is shocking?  The electricity that nearly kills Alex at the end of the film, but I digress. We touch upon death and the meaning that surrounds it, maybe death is evil, or maybe death itself is unnatural????  Who knows?  Well, you at the end of this video.  So watch.    Also, special episode coming out in 2 WEEKS, Saturday, May 7th! Mark the calendars!    Stout and Saurkraut,     Jake, Chris, and Kyle     Theme by Avery Yerlan     Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com     https://anchor.fm/al-pacino     SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios

Holy moly we're almost at the end of this series and boy does it feel like it. We're currently on Chris's practicum set and we are TIRED. So here's an episode on the much maligned Green Lantern movie with Ryan Renolds. What's that? You knew already the movie was bad even though you only saw it if you were one who actually saw Iron Man in theaters? That's crazy... It's as if people make their minds up on things without  engaging in that thing themselves, therefore being less likely to make educated assumptions about said thing. ... ... So anyway, here we talking about meaning again. Shocker.   Brady's Linktree: https://linktr.ee/Bradyjordan Song from the beginning: https://www.youtube.com/user/batcreep Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle      Theme by Avery Yerlan      Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com       https://anchor.fm/al-pacino     SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios

Howdy howdy! We're currently on Jake's practicum set, so this is the first episode we've ever recorded previously. Every other one has been completely live, which is pretty cool if you ask me. Anyway, today we talk about what standing up for yourself means and how finding your people isn't always as simple as following the norms. We also try to discern the meaning in literally every word spoken by every character since the Bri'ish accen' is bluddy -ifficu' innit? But truly, this movie is actually pretty good, even though we expect low number this episode due to the fact that not a single living being has heard of this movie. But hey, prove us wrong! Or don't, because we're always right. Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios

Jake and Kyle were sitting around. Jake was playing Elden Rings. Kyle  playing Uno [with Ash }:)]. Casually the podcast was mentioned and then  we realized... Wait a minute. Wasn't this one supposed to release  yesterday? Well, shit. It was. We missed the due date. ... ... "Well, better late than never, as I always say." -Sherk, from Sherk 5: Fairytale Reboot Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle     Theme by Avery Yerlan     Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com     https://anchor.fm/al-pacino     SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios

Before there was time, there was a land. And after some time it became lost. But before the land was lost there were lost dinosaurs. And the dinosaurs looked old but they weren't old because this was before time. But over some time they died and airplanes began to land. Before time there were no airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars that killed the dinosaurs before time when they landed. I'm lost.   Stout and Saurkraut,     Jake, Chris, and Kyle     Theme by Avery Yerlan     Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com     https://anchor.fm/al-pacino     SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios

Oh boy has this one been requested by a certain individual for a long time and oh boy have they not stopped reminding us to record it and upload it (which we do at the same time). This person, while being wildly attractive and smart and all the things, can also be--maybe Kyle will stop himself while he's ahead. You know what's crazy? Only people over the age of 45 will have heard of this movie, but damn is that a shame! From story-telling and its link to the nature of human relation to a young boy learning what it means to become a man, this movie is truly wonderful. We should have more like this, honestly. We're tired of movies made after 2004. I've been watching a lot of The Mentalist recently. It's like every other cop show, but it fulfills the fantasy of being the smartest one in the room all the time and seeking revenge for our family's death that happened due to a serial killer we pissed off. That is the ultimate male fantasy after all. Anyway, we're shooting Kyle's practicum right now and Chris and Jake will be shooting later, so wish us luck! On with the show! P.S. The description was written by Kyle but I'm not totally sure why he referred to himself in the first and third persons. I think I might need to take him to the hospital. P.P.S. The P.S. was written by Jake. Stout and Saurkraut,   Jake, Chris, and Kyle   Theme by Avery Yerlan   Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com   https://anchor.fm/al-pacino   SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios

Greetings and salutations fellow apocalypse survivors! Today we reach back into the ol' Suggestion Box and we tackle.... Well, let's be honest, this movie isn't great for the podcast. First of all, it's already really infused with meaning that is both explicit and understandable. Secondly, it's not too well-known, but the people who do know it remember it as being "really good" and "ha[ving] a bunch of meaning for sure". And thirdly, Nate sent this in and after Starship Troopers we should've seen this coming. But regardless, here we are, talking about meaning, purpose, blindness, and so much in-between so tune in and stay swole! Also, does anybody know of a place that's hiring someone for video production? But like, company video production based somewhere in the southeast? No?... Yeah, us either.... Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios

Back to our bi-weekly episodes, we return with one of the best titles for a movie we could find. Unfortunately, the best part is the title... But damn do we have some things to say about it! Set in New Zealand, this movie stays away from the Shire and moves into the world of dybbuks and past problems resurfacing in the present. What's weird is that there's like a weird sex scene with the couch, but then she just kind of wakes up and it's weird man. Also, life update for now: Chris is still married, Jake just got a girl's number the other night, and Kyle is seeing some chick that he's not that crazy about or anything don't worry about it it's fine and she's great and he likes her a lot but it's not a big deal. And other life update, we're all graduating this May and that's the end of our college careers ladies and gentlefolk. So listen up and don't worry, we'll definitely be employed especially as inflation rocks 7% and the fed will be trying to curb it in March (which will result in an inability for employers to invest in their company and expand) AND taxes will have to increase if we'll ever get Build Back Better passed. But it's ALLLLLLLLLL okay and don't worry it's fine. Just trust the experts, they know better than you. ... So anyway, here's Killer Couch. Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios

This is a bad movie.

Merry Pacinomas everyone and Happy Pacinodays! Children are terrible and are getting worse, aren't they? Well, Santa thinks so and that starts this whole chain of events where Ben Shapiro hires someone to kill Santa. What does Santa stand for? What does love practically mean? Why am I asking all these questions? I don't know man, but maybe you will find out after you snuggle up, drink some cocoa, finish opening your presents. So, spend some time with the boys and then go back to your folks for the holiday. Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios

Alright you Shaggy Goose losers, buckle up for a massive trainwreck full of philosophy, conspiracies, and a lot of interruptions. I don't even really remember what we talked about but I do know we broke one of our most sacred rules. The devil hasn’t come for us yet, but the Christmas season ain’t over. There is one lingering question… do you believe in cults? Cults that you unknowingly join or can’t quite remember how you became initiated in one. Cults that take Christmas so seriously that if you dare not spend $6000 on it they’ll make your life a living hell. Cults that force you to put up a giant snowman that tried to kill you on your roof. I do  Stout and Saurkraut,  Jake, Chris, and Kyle  Theme by Avery Yerlan  Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com  https://anchor.fm/al-pacino  SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios

Merry Pacinomas and welcome to our Season of Giving! And that's right, we're giving you something for free: content, baby! Sweet, sweet content! So, Santa Claus? Everyone loves him and he rewards the good children of the earth, who keep the spirit of Christmas in their heart... But what happens when a child acts out and throws their Christmas spirit away? KRAMPUS HAPPENS! Evil Santa! Bad Jesus! So listen in as we navigate through this upside-down Christmas terror with all the grace of the pink elephant in the room that nobody is willing to talk about for some reason. And stay tuned for our other Pacinomas episodes, we have some good ones in store for you! Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios

HAPPY THANKSGIVING and welcome to the Christmas season! Well, we're not quite there yet, but damn do we love this time of year. It's not just the nostalgia of the anticipation from our childhoods, it's not just the family we grew up with who made us who we are today all focusing on truly being together, and it's not even the food we shove into our mouths in ungodly proportions. Truly, what makes this season our favorite is the acknowledgement of everyone that maybe we can take the time to be with each other. After all, even something as simple as taking the time for the family to get together to play a game of UNO, your friends to hang out and watch a movie or play video games, or spending extra time with the one who fills your heart with that unmistakable feeling of both complete vulnerability and unbridled strength.  So here's a great feel-good movie that is perfect for this time of year from Thanksgiving to Hanukkah and even Christmas too! So enjoy and listen to our call to action at the end and let us know how that goes by e-mailing us! Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios

Do you want to vote? Do you want to have children? Do you like fascism? Of course you do! So enlist and fight the terrible, no-good bugs and become a citizen today! ^ Scary, right? Today we discuss authoritarian states and Chris takes longer than the amount of time between the Titanic sinking and Rose recounting her story to recap this relatively short episode. But what we lack in concision, we make up for in a Nate. And what we lack given Nate's addition to the episode, we make up for with Chris' raps. Sidenote: I'm sitting in a public area as of typing this and there's a very cute girl that's given me the "eye" a few times. Should I go over and talk to her or is---dammit, her friends came and sat with her. It's over now. Shit.  Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle  Theme by Avery Yerlan  Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com  https://anchor.fm/al-pacino  SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios

HAPPY PACINOWEEN ALL YOU SHAGGY GOOSE EGG BOIS AND WELCOME TO THE SUPERDOME.    It's that time. That time of the year, it's that time for Halloween vacation and because of that, we have VERY SPECIAL EPISODE for you dumbotrons.  We're in costume! That's right! Very shoddily and hastily put together costumes and they look horrible but we did it for you. *insert name of every shaggy goose egg boi and typically I would but there's just so gorsh dang many of ya*   Anyway, who knows what we talk about in this episode? Stay tuned to find out!  Have a happy Pacinoween! And remember kids...Mike Myers could be around any corner waiting to strike...   Stout and Saurkraut,   Jake, Chris, and Kyle   Theme by Avery Yerlan   Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com   https://anchor.fm/al-pacino  SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios

How many movies have to be made about people going in the woods, trying to do the naughty and getting killed for you youngins to understand that you shouldn't do that. I mean come one people!! First, your friends turn into zombies, then they get snatched by trees, then get your arm cut off and you still do it.  I don't know why I even try, all I know is that this movie is about something...or nothing. Maybe I don't know. Check out our documentary, Why Live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V75Uv6cULq8 Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios

FADE IN: INT. BATHROOM - DAY A Grimey room is covered in grime and filth and deesgustang things. A person, 20s-ish, sits on a toilet listening to some stupid podcast. They receive a NOTIFICATION on a phone: New episode of Al Pacino's Prison Scene. They swipe away the notification and stand up. Their phone begins to slip out of their hand but they catch it. They flush.  They begin to walk out of the bathroom but hit the door instead. GASP! PLOINK! They look down in horror. The phone is in the toilet.                                                                                                                                                                                 CUT TO BLACK. Let this be a lesson all you Shaggy Goose Egg Bois. If you choose media other than us, bad things will happen to you. Just like how John Oliver chose Zombies over Friends Check out our Documentary we mentioned in the episode! -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V75Uv6cULq8 Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios

There is no podcast, Bella. You didn’t see anything. Bella. We have two cameras and it’s really hard to edit! BELLA! Twilight. We watch this movie and there are mixed opinions on it, to say the least. Is it a terrible movie or is it a less terrible movie? You decide! Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios

AAAUUUEUEEAAAGHUAAUUGGUEAHAHGH! That's what the terminator would say if we were watching that movie, but we're not so he didn't. Duh... look at the title. But in case you missed the title, we're talking about a good ol action film 'bout eyes poppin' out of heads, no oxygen for the sleazy guys on the southside, and political lies disguised as acts of good faith to further the corporate agenda of the rich. Is that what we actually talk about in this episode? I'm not sure, but what I can say is that we talk about a bit of something. Three things to be specific. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Whose to say what reality is. Quaid can't because he's trippin' his big Austrian balls off. Was that too much? Probably, but oh well, it's written and now I can't change it. Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios

Is it Rodrick Rules or Rodrick's Rules? Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios