In this episode of BS With Brian Simpson, Brian reads one of the longest, wildest, most chaotic listener emails ever sent to the show — a full saga of breakups, new relationships, jealousy, trust issues, mistakes, secrets, and self-reflection gone sideways.00:00 The Wildest Email Episode Begins01:57 “I Want a Cybertruck… Will People Judge Me?”06:10 A Massive Follow-Up Email From Episode 12407:49 The Chaotic Upstairs/Downstairs Living Situation10:14 New Girlfriend, Old Problems14:02 Where Everything Started Falling Apart15:28 The Phone Check That Exposed Everything16:33 Old Messages, Secrets & “Why Do You Still Have That?”21:51 The Final Straw That Ended the Engagement27:15 Brian’s Brutal Truth: “You Don’t Get Them Back.”32:14 IRS Agents Watching OnlyFans?!37:12 Brian Breaks Down Government Logic (or Lack Of)VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From career struggles and health challenges to relationship drama, gaming culture, internet trends, and big-picture questions about AI — Brian breaks it all down with his signature mix of honesty, humor, and sharp insight.❗️ Chapters00:00 Brian Returns — The Email Episode Begins00:37 A Listener’s Life Falls Apart After a Health Diagnosis05:01 “Has This Held Me Back?” — A Brutally Honest Question07:40 When People Speak With Zero Facts10:58 The Wildest News Story Brian Has Ever Read15:12 A Disturbing Case That Shakes Brian20:14 The AI Breakdown Nobody Is Talking About27:24 A Marine Shares a Shocking Life Story31:29 “I Want Peace… But What Do I Do Now?”37:59 The Trap of Modern Creativity43:29 Why Everything Feels Unoriginal49:13 Closing Thoughts & Upcoming TourVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week Brian reads the final chapter of one of the craziest listener sagas ever submitted — a multi-episode relationship roller coaster involving secrecy, confusion, emotional chaos, and a shocking twist ending.❗️ Chapters00:00 – Welcome back & show updates00:24 – A different kind of episode begins01:00 – The return of a three-part listener saga02:10 – The original email recap03:30 – How it all started: a relationship gone sideways05:12 – The emotional trap explained06:40 – Why walking away is harder than it sounds08:20 – The moment everything unravels09:55 – A reality check in the car11:00 – Drawing boundaries that finally stick12:25 – The update that changes everything14:00 – The husband enters the story15:20 – The shocking phone call17:10 – Unexpected empathy and confusion18:30 – The truth about what happened next20:00 – Why some people never face consequences22:00 – “I’ve moved on” — the final word23:10 – Life update from Tokyo24:20 – Lessons learned the hard way26:00 – Brian’s final thoughts & positive endingVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week Brian dives into wild inbox confessions, surprising conspiracy thinking, real-talk about relationships, and the comedy behind the confusion of modern life.❗️ Chapters 00:00 – Weekend Recap & Tour Dates01:30 – What Brian Is Playing Right Now04:00 – The Game That Keeps Pulling Him Back In06:10 – Why Certain Games Have Everyone Hooked08:00 – Brian Talks About Conspiracy Mindsets10:45 – The Hidden Danger of “Harmless” Conspiracy Theories13:20 – What’s REALLY Going on With Certain Businesses15:40 – Why Private Equity Is Quietly Changing Everything18:30 – Housing, Costs, and the Austin Problem20:15 – Airline Chaos & The Truth About Budget Flights23:05 – Waffle House, FEMA & Disaster Reality Checks25:00 – Fan Email #1: PowerPoint Thanksgiving Update30:10 – Fan Email #2: Relationship Drama Abroad33:20 – Why Men Struggle With Heartbreak Differently37:00 – Modern Marriage, Money & Harsh Realities41:50 – Life Overseas vs. The American Dream45:20 – Brian’s Thoughts on Love vs. Logic48:00 – Tulsa Show Story: The Unexpected Situation52:30 – When Good Intentions Go Wrong56:10 – Brian Talks Instinct, Intuition & Life Choices59:00 – Closing Thoughts & Fan Follow-UpsVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this episode, Brian reacts to a series of unbelievable relationship emails, breaks down dating dynamics, talks about traveling for shows, food recommendations, and gives grounded life insights you won’t hear anywhere else.If you enjoy episodes that mix real stories, authentic advice, and Brian’s signature take on life, hit that Subscribe button — it truly helps the show grow.00:00 – Welcome Back & On the Road Again 00:50 – Listener Email: “Maybe He’s Going Through Something” 03:00 – Relationship Challenges & Emotional Breaking Points 05:20 – Co-Parenting, Stability, and Real-Life Struggles 07:50 – A Mother’s Perspective on Trying to Improve 10:10 – Gaming Talk: Travel Tips & Battery Secrets 12:45 – Food on the Road: Chains vs Local Spots 15:20 – Why Word of Mouth Still Matters 18:05 – Restaurant Consistency & Travel Stories 21:40 – Listener Follow-Up: Setting Boundaries 24:20 – How Scams Hook People Emotionally 27:00 – Social Worker Weighs In on Relationship Styles 30:10 – Knowing Yourself Before Dating Others 32:20 – Dating Apps vs Meeting in Person 34:15 – The “Too Many Options” Problem 36:00 – The Math Behind Choosing a Partner 37:30 – Final Thoughts & How to Send Your EmailsVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.#briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome back to BS with Brian Simpson — this week Brian answers listener emails, talks real life, and roast-level breaks down the chaos of travel, relationships, and parenting…❗️ Chapters 00:00 – Show is back + tour dates02:00 – How to send emails to the show03:30 – Atlanta airport: the chaos hub08:30 – Why travel problems stack up in one city12:30 – Military story about not getting paid18:30 – Standing up for yourself at work24:00 – Listener email: relationships & rules30:30 – Being honest vs keeping the peace35:00 – Listener email: parenting and boundaries40:00 – Kids need stability more than anything45:00 – Government, money, and regular people52:00 – Closing thoughts + send your emailsVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome back to BS with Brian Simpson — where comedy, real talk, and a little chaos collide.In this episode, Brian dives deep into the Nintendo Switch 2 hype, predicts GTA 6’s wild pricing strategy, breaks down why Battlefield 6 and Madden aren’t what they used to be, and shares hilarious stories from life on the road.From gaming culture to travel fails (yes, the Atlanta airport strikes again), Brian brings his signature mix of wit, honesty, and storytelling that keeps fans coming back every week.🎮 Highlights:– Why the new Nintendo Switch 2 is actually worth it– Brian’s bold prediction for GTA 6 prices– Battlefield 6 vs Call of Duty: who’s really winning?– The truth about gaming culture and public judgment– Stand-up life, airports, and hilarious real-world chaos🕹️ BS with Brian Simpson is comedy for thinkers, gamers, and fans of honest conversation.Subscribe for more hilarious takes, gaming breakdowns, and life stories every week!📍 Tour Dates & Info: bransonsimpsoncomedy.com📧 Email the show: frombriansimpson@gmail.com📱 Follow Brian Simpson on: Instagram - @bscomedianTikTok - @briansimpsoncomedy⏱️ Chapter Markers00:00 – Welcome Back to BS with Brian Simpson01:00 – Comedy Tour Updates and Travel Fails03:00 – Nintendo Switch 2: Worth the Hype?07:00 – Influencers vs Reality in Gaming Reviews09:00 – Why GTA 6 Could Cost $300 (And Still Sell Out)13:00 – Battlefield 6 vs Call of Duty: Old-School Gamers Fight Back15:00 – Why Modern Gaming Feels Different18:00 – Airport Nightmares and Travel Comedy20:00 – Judgment in Public and Being Yourself22:00 – Comedy Life & Podcast Philosophy25:00 – Random Headlines and Pop-Culture Chaos27:00 – Brian Simpson Signs Off With A Laugh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
If you enjoy this episode, hit Like, Comment & Subscribe to support the show and keep it growing!📧 Email Brian!!!👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – we might play yours on the show.👉 Email: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedian📖 DescriptionThis week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian digs into real-world problems and big-picture ideas:⏱️ Chapters0:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates1:10 – Factory Life & Bad Management Email3:00 – Job Security & Automation Talk6:00 – Always Be Job Hunting (Why You Should)8:00 – Gaming: Ark Raiders & AI Singularity10:00 – Would Brian Ever Leave the U.S.?12:00 – Parenting, Responsibility & Pets15:00 – Art & Music That Changed His Life19:00 – Life Advice & Words for Hard Times20:00 – Breakfast Cereal Debate 🥣22:00 – AI Theories & The Future of Humanity25:00 – Bus Driver Chaos Story from Arizona33:00 – Bus Safety and Traffic Physics37:00 – Delivery Drivers & City Roundabouts39:00 – French Influencer Prank Gone Wrong40:30 – Closing Thoughts & Tour Reminder#CurrentEvents #ComedyPodcast #BrianSimpson #PoliticalComedy #ArtificialIntelligence Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
WRITE INTO THE SHOW!!!👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show.👉 Email: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedianFOLLOW Jon Carden!Podcast: @TammysBoyPodcastInstagram: @goingtothejonIf you enjoyed this episode, hit Subscribe and share it with a friend—it helps the show grow!⏱️ Chapters0:00 – Filming in Austin & Opening Emails1:00 – Accidentally Shooting Foster Brother Story3:40 – Why Comics Skip Bad Barrel Topics5:30 – Ghosting, Tinder & Complicated Relationships8:15 – Marriage, Trust & Red Flags in Dating11:00 – Why Passion Feels So Wrong (But Right)15:00 – Incels, Loneliness & Modern Intimacy18:30 – Violence, Sex & Why Intimacy Matters More22:00 – Vulnerability, Manipulation & Modern Breakups27:00 – Real Love vs. Expectations in Relationships30:00 – OnlyFans, Image & Pride in Your Partner35:00 – Cancel Culture, Politics & America’s Decline40:00 – Civil War Fantasies vs. Real Survival45:00 – Who Really Runs the Country (Follow the Money)50:00 – Why Trades Matter More Than “Influencers” Today57:00 – Closing Thoughts & Survival in Modern America Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
If you enjoyed this episode, hit Subscribe and share it with a friend—it helps the show grow!WRITE INTO THE SHOW!!!👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show.👉 Email: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedianThis week Brian delivers his unique blend of comedy, honesty, and cultural commentary—mixing laughs with real talk about politics, technology, and human connection.⏱️ Chapters0:00 – Welcome Back & Emails3:00 – Tech, Boredom & Growing Up Then vs. Now8:00 – Loneliness Epidemic & Human Connection13:00 – Future Generations & Merging With Machines17:00 – Relationship Advice: Roster vs. Real Love24:00 – Red Pill Culture Exposed30:00 – Kindergarten Charging $1,400 for Art?!35:00 – Cancel Culture, Free Speech & Jimmy Kimmel44:00 – America’s Decline & Political Hypocrisy52:00 – Hope, Cynicism & Hugging on the Way Down Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
WRITE INTO THE SHOW!!!👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show.👉 Email: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedianIf you enjoy the show, don’t forget to subscribe, like, and share to help us grow!This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian tackles:The firing of Jimmy Kimmel and the cancel culture debate, political hypocrisy and America’s slow decline, media monopolies and the FCC, Red Dead Redemption costing someone a job, LimeWire buying Fyre Festival, forgotten Black history figures and their legacies, and why technology shapes how generations handle life⏱️ Chapters0:00 – Welcome & Episode Setup2:30 – Jimmy Kimmel Fired & Cancel Culture7:00 – Free Speech, Hypocrisy & Political Violence12:00 – FCC, Media Monopolies & Corruption18:00 – America’s Decline: Veneer vs. Reality24:00 – Emails: Losing a Job Over Red Dead Redemption29:30 – LimeWire Buys Fyre Festival?!34:00 – Forgotten Black History Figures41:00 – Technology, Generations & Instant Gratification47:00 – Ending Thoughts & Tour Dates Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian takes on the big questions: Is America past the point of no return? How the media gets it wrong—and why we fall for it. Nintendo Switch 2 hype and the struggles of gaming on the road. Why negativity is stealing your empathy. And yes, we try to end on a positive note. From politics to pop culture to plane rides, Brian keeps it real, hilarious, and thought-provoking.⏱️ Chapters0:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Dates2:00 – Global Catastrophe Predictions4:00 – Why Leaders Choose Loyalty Over Skill7:30 – Media Spin & Human Nature11:30 – Nintendo Switch 2 Talk15:00 – Gaming on the Road: Steam Deck Struggles18:30 – The Cycle of Bad Information22:00 – 24-Hour News & Division27:00 – Algorithms and What You Click On30:00 – Social Media Negativity & Empathy33:00 – Searching for Good News34:30 – Ending on a “Positive”👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show.👉 Email: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedianIf you enjoy the show, don’t forget to subscribe, like, and share to help us grow! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into the wild world of AI chatbots, tech lawsuits, and society’s obsession with smartphones. From shocking headlines about AI gone wrong to Japan’s proposed screen-time limits, Brian delivers his signature mix of comedy, cynicism, and sharp perspective.Plus: the Fermi Paradox, Mars colonization, and why humans are experts at messing things up. Stick around for emails, relationship advice, and plenty of laughs.0:28 – AI Chatbot Headlines3:28 – Lawsuits Against AI Companies8:20 – Relationships with Chatbots?12:26 – Technology vs. Humanity15:06 – The Fermi Paradox Explained18:13 – The Future of AI & Misuse24:05 – Japan’s Smartphone Ban Proposal29:25 – Teen Power & Social Media36:00 – First U.S. Case of Screw Worms?!39:00 – Brian Back on Tour40:14 – Email: Living with a Narcissist47:20 – Divorce, Advice & Moving On48:29 – Closing ThoughtsCall the VoicemailVoicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Email the show: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comTour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.comFollow Brian: @BScomedian Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Brian dives into a backlog of articles and emails from listeners, discussing how to navigate the Austin comedy scene without “fake friends,” an incident at a System of a Down concert, and Bill Belichick’s much younger girlfriend.02:15 – Brian on surviving the Austin comedy scene without “fake friends”08:40 – How to tell if someone’s actually funny vs. just networking15:22 – Listener question: “Should I even bother making comedy friends?”23:57 – System of a Down concert gets real weird32:10 – Bill Belichick and his suspiciously young girlfriend44:18 – Why people keep throwing toys at WNBA gamesVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Brian explores a fresh batch of articles and emails — covering topics like politics, relationship advice on reigniting an old flame, the power of resilience, and much more!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Brian Simpson is back and tackling all your emails. Diving into topics revolved around comedy, which deity he would choose to be, as well as his opinions on gaming while on the road - as well as other topics!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this week’s episode, Brian dives his thoughts on the inauguration, what classifies a human being, and much more. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this week’s episode, Brian dives into the art of starting stand-up comedy. He also shares advice on navigating life after losing your soulmate, explores the latest buzz around Elon Musk declaring himself the “best gamer,” and tackles a variety of other engaging topics. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It’s a new year with the same BS! In this week's episode, Brian dives into some wild topics, including Russia fining people for "looking too gay," a bizarre fight at a Jack in the Box, and his personal advice on shrooms. And that's just scratching the surface—tune in for more!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this week's episode, Brian tackles some fascinating topics, including whether Elon Musk is the ultimate gamer, his personal take on Christmas, and the shocking assassination of a healthcare CEO. And that's just the beginning—tune in for more!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Tavis MacFist
she was trying to help, he sounds Black and their going to make an example of he and his daughter.The max across the board.She's just letting him know.
Kris Micmal
why is the sound quality on this garbage?
Jonathan Mack
great podcast! F.Y.I. Dubois was also traipsing for having Marcus Garvey deported... as he himself had issues with darker skinned blacks.
Jonathan Mack
Meritorious Manumission could be granted to a slave who distinguished himself by saving the life of a white master or his property, inventing something that a white slave master could make a profit from or snitching on a slave rebellion.
Seth Vogel
high and tight