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STAND UP TO NEWS!
We make news fun. Make news ka fun? Or...news se fun? In any case, we take Indian or international news or any news, find interesting angles, add jokes or skits or songs about the said news...and there...that's fun!
New shows every week!
Visit www.baatisyourproblem.com
for SUPER SECRET SHOW NOTES…SHHHHHH!!!!!
We make news fun. Make news ka fun? Or...news se fun? In any case, we take Indian or international news or any news, find interesting angles, add jokes or skits or songs about the said news...and there...that's fun!
New shows every week!
Visit www.baatisyourproblem.com
for SUPER SECRET SHOW NOTES…SHHHHHH!!!!!
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Baat Is Your Problem | 20 SEP, 2025Kashish Kapoor of Bigg Boss fame recently said nothing of significance in an interview…said she was asked by a famous cricketer to meet…somewhere…where…by which cricketer exactly…we don’t know…that’s why we clicked on an article and made it our…Aao, hamare saath gumrah ho jao!CLICK!CLICKBAIT OF THE WEAK!
Baat Is Your Problem | 3 SEP, 2025RSS chief Mohan Bhagwat says Indian women should have 3 babies.This raises the below listed questions:Do we have enough IPL teams to accommodate new babies aka future cricketers?How are we telling women to…do…things…in 2025? Won’t too many babies lead to an overcrowded job market? Will too many babies - cute as they may be - become the new AI - a new threat that will take away job opportunities from new graduates? Will we need to protest against babies? Should women get an app that tells them how many babies to have based on the current population concerns, macroeconomic situation and job vacancies…All good questions, right?This show provides somewhat to not-at-all satisfactory answers to all of them.*************
Baat Is Your Problem | 31 AUGUST, 2025This is an apology show. Why?Because, we are so ashamed we didn’t do justice to the ‘Delhi Stray Dogs’ story that came and went…we…did…nothing. The doggy tail is still tedhi ki tedhi.Well, we thought, to make up for our unprofessionalism, we should use this Ambani Zoo - Vantara - news and then say how sorry we are about ignoring Delhi’s dogs.*************
Baat Is Your Problem | 28 AUG, 2025Say sweet dreams to Dream11…and other similar online money-based apps.But here’s the thing…people are gonna be people…and they want what they want…which means none of these apps will disappear!What will they do? How will they plot their return?Will they learn from history? What the heck was CHAUSAR11?Are they learning from American online-betting apps like FanDuel and DraftKings?*************
Baat Is Your Problem | 23 AUG, 2025Shahrukh Khan and Akshay Kumar and so many of their star-colleagues are getting into side businesses…non-acting stuff…side hustles!SRK and AK should star in a movie that allows them to promote their side businesses…“Side Hustles: Tera Part-Time Khatam”:Akshay Kumar as the owner of a property dealership called “Hari Home” and Shahrukh owns a bar called “Shahts” or “Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Rum” or…(Note: that 100K subscribers award YouTube gave us…still can’t talk about it…its…a dard bhari kahani…sorta…)
Baat Is Your Problem | 20 AUG, 2025IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…(0:46) Can’t talk about the 100K subscribers AWARD! Yet.(2:20) Air India flight mein roach (COCKROACH) ka drama…we found the safety announcement.(6:02) Australian LAWYER admits to using A.I. for a criminal case…how did the judge find out?
Baat Is Your Problem | 16 AUGUST, 2025Tamannaah Bhatia of Stree 2 fame says she uses saliva to treat her pimples…!Her…own…saliva…right? Or is it like - “Ramu Kaka, idhar aayiye?!”We “found” this ad that Sephora “created” to try and sell Tamannaah’s unique sanjeevni booti type saliva cream! (they didn’t…but we did!)*************
Baat Is Your Problem | 13 AUGUST, 2025First, we are KIDDING Mumbai police…about this Khakee: ImMobile skit we have done…(nervous laughter)……y’all do a bang up job but the thing about calling mobile phone thieves and asking them to courier the phone back…is…um…well…NOT FUNNY…not all all…who said it was funny……so that’s why we DIDN’T do a skit based on how funny a cop show based on ‘mobile dhoondne vaali immobile police’ would be…Ok, we did…aaaaaaaaaaaa!(Jumps out the window…runs away…changes identity to good-looking and skinny to avoid Mumbai police)*************
Baat Is Your Problem | 10 AUG, 2025IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…(0:30) New Bollywood Hit… “Teri Palkon…mein infection lag raha hai…please consult a doctor!”(2:33) America says…Keep your shoes on now!(3:22) Can Tridev help us fix the world now…let’s consult the Tridev Prophecy!(5:42) The saddest town in India where kids have only 2 crayons and there are way too many accidents because the red lights are meaningless!
Baat Is Your Problem | 6 AUGUST, 2025First, kudos to science for creating this technique where a baby can be created by 3 parents!Second, boo science for creating this technique where a baby can be created by 3 parents!The point is…we got not idea…our show overall is not samajhdaar enough to say anything so we thought…hey!…what about Pati, Patni Aur Woh…type silliness?!*************
Baat Is Your Problem | 3 AUG, 2025IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…(0:25) Delhi University says more and more students want to study ZOOLOGY! Zoology kyon ji? Pareshaan hain Mataji aur Pitaji! (2:31) India has BANNED DIRTY, VULGAR APPS! No, don’t worry, the list doesn’t include Netflix. We managed to speak with the CEO of the ULLU app…and yes, he is who/what you think!
Baat Is Your Problem | 1 AUG, 2025IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…(0:42) A survey in India has revealed the states that use the most abusive, foul, gaali-laden language. Um…you forgot this state!(2:08) Weekly Cricket Weakly - England crowds are bored by Indian batters and their slow batting styles. So much that they chant boring, boring, India. We think their chants need work!!
Baat Is Your Problem | 30 JULY, 2025A guy was running a fake embassy in Ghaziabad…fake embassy, fake offices, fake country names…like Saborga and Poulvia and Londonia!Wait, wait, wait…but my wife and her boss visit Londonia every week! In fact, voh loag vahin hain iss vakt.I should call her.*************
Baat Is Your Problem | 26 JULY, 2025Ravindra Jadeja will be Ravindra Badhe-Ja…Arshdeep and Akash Deep will both be ‘DEEP’ FRIED and KL Rahul will not be allowed because he sounds like a salad ingredient - Kale!What does all that mean? It is all part of the 5 ways…the ONLY 5 WAYS cricket can seep into American culture! By the way, everything starts with NOT BEING POLITE!
Baat Is Your Problem | 22 JULY, 2025A court will decide if Bata, Liberty, Relaxo and other footwear companies have copied the Crocs style. This case sounds boring… so the judge decided to liven things up by making it a musical case…a jugalbandi…a…shoe-galbandi.The Crocs lawyer was ready. But were the Relaxo and Bata guys prepared to argue their point?
Baat Is Your Problem | 17 JULY, 2025Fujairah in U.A.E. has added music to rumble strips on a highway…By using technology? Or is there a line of classical musicians lined up along the highway just waiting for cars to come by!!GURGAON can perhaps take a lesson and not only make people forget about the road potholes but also make money at the same time!
Baat Is Your Problem | 13 JULY, 2025IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…(0:47) Oil is well in Delhi…well, now. It wasn’t going to be if the government had continued its mission: “OLD CAR BAYKAAR” and denied petrol to older cars(5:06) Scotland is sick and tired of Seagulls…the birds…the pretty white Seagulls…because they’re attacking! Make sure the KFC you eat there is not a KFS!(5:51) A South Korean woman was fined for pulling down her coworker’s trousers…how did they decide the fine?!
Baat Is Your Problem | 9 JULY, 2025Pharrell Williams and Louis Vuitton had a fashion show “inspired” by the Indian clothing tradition…KRRISH…NANDU a.k.a Shakti Kapoor…cricket jerseys… and hamare doodhwale uncle ki shorts… …with models walking on a “Saanp Seedhi” ramp!…(Will Gucci do a “Ludo” ramp?)…but without any Indian fashion icons like Karan Johar and Ranveer Singh present! And what is Doga?
Baat Is Your Problem | 6 JULY, 2025IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…(0:56) Honda has tested its own rocket…Kinetic thha…now Galactic Honda!(2:06) 16 Billion passwords were stolen…arey aliens ke bhi chura liye kya?!(5:16) British Airways flight attendant was found dancing naked in the plane toilet…so, he was allowed to carry drugs and I am asked to dispose of the rasgullas…sorry, that’s over 250ml chaashni!(7:27) Spain does not want tourists…and is playing Holi with them to scare them?!(8:39) 2 restaurants in Spain are fighting over which one’s the oldest…google review from 10,000 BC paints a different picture!
Baat Is Your Problem | 3 JULY, 2025IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…(0:47) TATA will repair iPhones in India…sim card mein kachra aa gaya hai!(1:52) Wimbledon Tennis mein India ki “B” team - Bopanna, Bollipalli, Bhambri and Balaji…Bumrah bhi vahin hai…(5:15) Japan bans weird names for kids…Sorry, Pikachu…(6:10) Thai elephant hates red bull…chill and have a ‘white elephant’.
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