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Jokey Episode Title: Tell us how you Really feel about Weddings, Ryukishi Battler and Erika are getting married! Hooray! Wait no, not hooray. What can stop this? Wait what the hell do you mean the answer relies on Shannon and Kanon's duel? RYUKISHI, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!!!!

Jokey Title: Battler.exe has experienced a Logic Error Jokey Title: Crimes against Mystery and Language Jokey Title: If you like Closed Rooms so much why don't you Live in one. In this episode, a five act play showcasing the Tragedy of Ushiromiya Battler's trust.

The first twilight has come once again, with all the moms, Maria, and even Battler found dead! Furudo Erika is on the case, but her movements are strange. She's refusing to take the detective proclamation, and is sowing suspicion among the family of the servants. Will Battler's sympathy for his opponent once more cause him trouble? And how will the love battle proceed?

It's time for yet another round of exploration of the moms of Umineko! Whether it's Eva's protectiveness, Kyrie's jealousy, Rosa's cynicism, or Natsuhi's pride, all are on display as they get in to crazy magic fights as part of Zepar and Furfur's Love Battle!  Also as a bonus, we get a surprisingly sympathetic look at Erika's own sad past!