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Navigating your 30s in NYC is a hot mess? You're not alone! Join the Rat Girls on Bad Advice Only– three best friends living chaotic lives in the city, where dating disasters are our specialty, bad decisions are a weekly occurrence, and our advice is...questionable at best. If you're tired of curated perfection and crave some real talk about the struggles of dating in NYC, the horrors of your 30s, and the absurdities of city life, you've found your tribe.
We're dissecting everything from the latest dating fails and relationship problems to the cringe-worthy moments of millennial life and the ever-present struggle to find love in the city. We'll also rant about current events, pop culture, and whatever else makes us laugh (or cry) – all with our signature blend of honest, unfiltered, and often NSFW humor.
Ready to embrace the chaos and find some solidarity in our shared dumpster fire? Subscribe to the Rat Girls podcast and hop on the hot mess express. It's a wild ride, but at least we're in it together! #NYC #dating #relationships #comedy #millennial #30s #podcast #nyclife #badadvice #datinginnyc #citylife #funny #honestpodcast #unfiltered #nsfw"
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This week we're diving deep into the mind-blowing world of ex-OnlyFans creator Bonnie Blue. We're going beyond the headlines to analyze the infamous 1000-Man Challenge and her "Petting Zoo" stunt. Is Bonnie Blue a brilliant entrepreneur, the product of a broken system, or just utterly unhinged? We’re talking about sex work, autonomy, and the shocking business of becoming human clickbait. This episode is our deep-dive into the woman who turned stigma into a multi-million dollar brand. Follow a...
In our most offensive episode yet, Ali and Nora get into the nitty-gritty of their religious upbringings—Jewish and Catholic, respectively—and ask all the questions they've been afraid to ask. It's unholy, unhinged, and un-PC. The Rat Girls are going to hell. 😈 Follow and download Bad Advice Only on Instagram, Spotify, Apple Music, and YouTube @BadAdviceonlyNYC. Download, rate the show, and leave us a review! ______________________________________________________________________________...
Tara is MIA. Is she sick? Did she move to Europe? We don't know but the show must go on so it's up to Ali and Nora to share their early experiences with masturbation. Today we'll be talking about: - A public masturbation incident - AOL Chatroom sex - our experiences discovering & using vibrators - Catholic masturbation guilt Follow and download Bad Advice Only on Instagram, Spotify, Apple Music, and YouTube @BadAdviceonlyNYC. Download, rate the show, and leave us...
Your favorite rat girls are thrilled to announce Bad Advice Only is on Patreon! Join our Rat Pack for exclusive bonus episodes every month, like our latest dive into Male hygiene for Guys Who Want to Get Laid. For this week, Ali is infiltrating "Boys Night" and revealing why these aren't "men," but "literal children." What started as a "hunting" mission to "hit on chicks" quickly devolved into unbelievable boy drama. From a ridiculous $300 bite of lettuce to gawking at supermodels, dinn...
What do Taylor Swift and Tara have in common? They both locked up a man this year. This week on Bad Advice Only, we're recapping Tara's latest street harassment. It was just a regular day in New York City until a random man decided to get hands-on with Tara. What followed was a mix of pure rage and a chain of events that ended with a perp walk. This isn't just a story about surviving an attack; it's a guide to getting justice on your own terms, Bad Advice Only-style. ___________________...
Welcome back, Rat Pack! This week, we're taking a bullet for you. Tired of endless swiping and dead-end dates, our very own Ali is considering professional matchmaking. So we decided to do the reconnaissance work and apply to a matchmaking service so you don't have to. Join us as we go question by question, filling out the hilariously detailed, surprisingly intrusive, and maybe even a little sexist application. We'll give our raw, unfiltered take on every single prompt, from what makes a "goo...
Welcome back, Rat Pack! On this week's episode, we're getting up close and personal with the ugly side of our self-care habits. First up, "How New York is It?" We're airing all the dirty laundry about city life. From our alcoholic landlord's questionable habits to the unwelcome return of our mice and cockroaches, we're getting real about what it takes to survive in this city. Then, we're diving deep into the topic of "wellness"—specifically, the trashy, unapologetic ways we've bee...
Welcome back, Rat Pack! The dating app cleanse is over and the hunt is... well, over. But now that you've "won" the man and defined the relationship, WTF are you supposed to do next? First up in our Rat Dropping, we're recapping the latest NYC flash flood that turned our subway system into a scene straight out of the Titanic. Then, we're diving into the big questions: What is the point of a relationship? What is the end goal, anyway? We're taking a nostalgic, and chaotic, trip down memory lan...
Welcome back, Rat Pack! This week, we're sharing a full-body breakdown of everything that is physically wrong with us. Join us as we explore the humbling reality that while our thirties may be the prime of our lives, our bodies are not getting the memo. First up we have a Rat Dropping, where we will be diving into Tinder's newest feature. We'll give our unfiltered thoughts on whether this is a game-changer for romance or just another recipe for disaster. Then, buckle up for a full-body b...
Are you as absolutely done with the dating app circus as we are? Ready to burn it all down? This week on the Bad Advice Only podcast, your favorite Rat Girls are taking matters into their own chaotic hands and initiating the ultimate dating app cleanse – because sometimes, you just gotta delete them all! Join us as Ali recounts her latest saga: getting ghosted by a man from instagram who, for all we know, might've vanished in a bus accident. This existential dating crisis leads Ali to a drast...
Why break up with your boyfriend when you can break up with your BFF instead? This week on Bad Advice, Nora, Tara, and Ali are diving deep into the often-unspoken heartache of friend breakups. Get ready for raw confessions, tearful admissions, and laugh-out-loud moments as your favorite chaotic co-hosts navigate the messy world of ending friendships. Join Tara as she recounts the emotional toll of breaking up with a childhood friend, a bond she thought would last forever. Plus, in true Bad Ad...
This week, we're cracking open the vault (and a few taboos) with our first-ever guests! Join Tara and Ali as we welcome Jon Pichava Ferry, Managing Director, and Masha Potemkin, Director of Operations, from the one-and-only Bone Museum NYC. Ever wondered what it's really like to work with human remains every day? Get ready for a mind-blowing (and perhaps slightly raunchy) deep dive. We're talking: How they got into bones (it's not what you think!)Discovering the rarest, most unique bones in t...
Join Nora, Tara, and Ali for another unfiltered, raunchy, and totally unhinged episode of Bad Advice Only! This week, Ali shares a lighthearted update on her spine tumor diagnosis before we dive headfirst into her latest string of ghosting sagas. You'll hear about the mysterious "3-Timer" who vanished repeatedly, the tall ginger who talked serious but acted anything but, and the infamously cheap "Beef Tips" whose date ended in a sushi scandal and a potential park bench tragedy. Get ready for ...
Welcome back Rat Pack, this week we're pulling back the curtain on the wild, wired, and wonderfully chaotic world of sex, dating, and hookups in New York City's vibrant gay scene! If you're looking for polite pointers, you're in the wrong DM. But if you're ready for unhinged conversations, chaotic confessions, and the raunchiest, most unBElievable tales from the front lines of urban queer romance, you've found your new obsession. Get ready to laugh, gasp, and maybe even clutch your pear...
This week, we're serving up an episode that's extra spicy. First up, Ali drops a bombshell with her wild new hotdog restaurant idea where the menu isn't the only thing getting raunchy – prepare for some serious dirty talk from your server! Then, things get really personal as we each spill the tea on our very first blow job experiences. Get ready for all the awkward, hilarious, and unforgettable details from our pasts. But it's not all just reminiscing! We're also diving deep...
It's Jizz June, Rat Pack! In this episode of Bad Advice Only, Nora, Tara, and Ali tackle the ultimate bedroom secret: how to fake an orgasm (like you really mean it!). Your New York City rat hosts dive headfirst into the chaotic world of faking pleasure for ego, why some women swear off it (and others still do!), and the wild techniques involved. Ever heard of "shooting the dick out" with a Kegel? Now you have. We also expose the tell-tale signs of a male fake orgasm and debate the soci...
Welcome back to Jizz June on the Bad Advice Only podcast! Get ready, Rat Pack, because this episode is going to blow your mind with things you didn't know you could do with human cum. We're diving headfirst into the wild, weird, and utterly fascinating world of jizz recipes, products, and, yes, even cum jewelry! First, join us as Tara gives her expert ranking on how truly New York an encounter with a pigeon is – because why not? Then, prepare to have your culinary horizons expanded as we expl...
Ladies, get ready to ride into Jizz June! This week marks the start of our favorite month here at Bad Advice Only, and your favorite Rat Girls are kicking things off by getting into the saddle to talk all things riding during sex! If you want to own the frogger or reverse cowgirl positions, boost your confidence in bed, and unlock next-level female pleasure, this is the Jizz June episode you've been waiting for. We're diving deep into sex tips for women, exploring how to find your power ...
Did we break Girl Code? Oh, you bet we did! This week on Bad Advice Only , your favorite Rat Girls are getting painfully honest about the sacred Girl Code – and all the chaotic ways we've definitely violated it. Get ready for some wild friendship confessions and unfiltered stories you won't hear anywhere else! Join us as Nora spills the tea on her questionable habit of hiding toilet paper at bars (yes, really), Ali battles the demons of reconsidering an ex (much to Tara's dismay), and Tara fi...
Is he cheating? That gut feeling is probably right. This week, on the Bad Advice Only podcast, we're ditching the denial and grabbing our magnifying glasses! Your favorite hosts are becoming digital detectives, revealing the sneaky phone tricks and iPhone hacks you NEED to uncover your man's best 'kept' secrets – those dirty little lies and infidelity you suspect. We're sharing devious (but oh-so-effective) ways to catch a cheater red-handed, providing the ultimate guide on how to catch a che...
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