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Navigating your 30s in NYC is a hot mess? You're not alone! Join the Rat Girls on Bad Advice Only– three best friends living chaotic lives in the city, where dating disasters are our specialty, bad decisions are a weekly occurrence, and our advice is...questionable at best. If you're tired of curated perfection and crave some real talk about the struggles of dating in NYC, the horrors of your 30s, and the absurdities of city life, you've found your tribe.
We're dissecting everything from the latest dating fails and relationship problems to the cringe-worthy moments of millennial life and the ever-present struggle to find love in the city. We'll also rant about current events, pop culture, and whatever else makes us laugh (or cry) – all with our signature blend of honest, unfiltered, and often NSFW humor.
Ready to embrace the chaos and find some solidarity in our shared dumpster fire? Subscribe to the Rat Girls podcast and hop on the hot mess express. It's a wild ride, but at least we're in it together! #NYC #dating #relationships #comedy #millennial #30s #podcast #nyclife #badadvice #datinginnyc #citylife #funny #honestpodcast #unfiltered #nsfw"
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Have you ever wondered if should you sleep with a friend? Don't worry, we tried it and we're here to tell the tales. This week, Nora, Tara, and Ali dive into the messy truth of sleeping with someone who knows you too well. We'll share confessions about crossing the line from platonic to passionate and debate if FWB is a sustainable, mature arrangement or just an excuse for terrible decision-making. Can you really go back to being just friends? _______________________________...
This week, Nora, Tara, and Ali tackle the 5 most f*cked up questions you could possibly ask your partner before you say "I do." Inspired by the dark depths of true crime (specifically, serial killer Ed Gein), Nora puts the girls through a horrifying debate that covers everything from necrofila to cannibalism. If your partner can align on these questions, you know it's real. _________________________________________________ Submit your questions and topics you’d like to hear on the podcast to:...
Welp, Nora's MIA while Tara and Ali welcome special guest, singer/songwriter Jordan Power! Naturally, instead of asking him about his NEW DOCUMENTARY and ALBUM, they will be accosting him about when and why he sends dick pics. Follow Jordan's journey on IG and TikTok @jordanjpower & @jordanpowertalks ________________________________________________ Submit your questions and topics you’d like to hear on the podcast to: BadAdviceOnlyNYC@gmail.com Subscribe to our Patreon f...
It's still COCK-TOBER and this week, we are sharing absurd facts about the human penis. Expect bad science, great stories, and total derailment. Follow and download Bad Advice Only on Instagram, Spotify, Apple Music, and YouTube @BadAdviceonlyNYC. Download, rate the show, and leave us a review! Learn more dick facts from Dr. Turek @ www.theturekclinic.com/blog/things-that-you-didnt-know-about-your-penis ______________________________________________ Submit your questions and topics you’...
It's still COCK-TOBER on Bad Advice Only so we're going to talk cock all month long! This week, Nora, Tara, and Ali are slicing into one of the most controversial topics in sex and dating: circumcision. The practice of circumcision is shockingly common in the US, and the Rat Girls have some strong feelings about it. Stop the Chop is our mantra this week as Tara and Nora try to convince Ali that chopping her future baby boy’s cock is a dick move. We’re not stopping there. Whether you prefer on...
Cock-tober is HERE, and that means your favorite Rat Girls will be talking COCK all month LONG (get it?) This week we are taking 3 categories of dicks and our experiences with difference sizes. Do you have the perfect dick? Listen to find out. Follow and download Bad Advice Only on Instagram, Spotify, Apple Music, and YouTube @BadAdviceonlyNYC. Download, rate the show, and leave us a review! ______________________________________________ Submit your questions and topics you’d like to h...
This week we're diving deep into the mind-blowing world of ex-OnlyFans creator Bonnie Blue. We're going beyond the headlines to analyze the infamous 1000-Man Challenge and her "Petting Zoo" stunt. Is Bonnie Blue a brilliant entrepreneur, the product of a broken system, or just utterly unhinged? We’re talking about sex work, autonomy, and the shocking business of becoming human clickbait. This episode is our deep-dive into the woman who turned stigma into a multi-million dollar brand. Follow a...
In our most offensive episode yet, Ali and Nora get into the nitty-gritty of their religious upbringings—Jewish and Catholic, respectively—and ask all the questions they've been afraid to ask. It's unholy, unhinged, and un-PC. The Rat Girls are going to hell. 😈 Follow and download Bad Advice Only on Instagram, Spotify, Apple Music, and YouTube @BadAdviceonlyNYC. Download, rate the show, and leave us a review! ______________________________________________________________________________...
Tara is MIA. Is she sick? Did she move to Europe? We don't know but the show must go on so it's up to Ali and Nora to share their early experiences with masturbation. Today we'll be talking about: - A public masturbation incident - AOL Chatroom sex - our experiences discovering & using vibrators - Catholic masturbation guilt Follow and download Bad Advice Only on Instagram, Spotify, Apple Music, and YouTube @BadAdviceonlyNYC. Download, rate the show, and leave us...
Your favorite rat girls are thrilled to announce Bad Advice Only is on Patreon! Join our Rat Pack for exclusive bonus episodes every month, like our latest dive into Male hygiene for Guys Who Want to Get Laid. For this week, Ali is infiltrating "Boys Night" and revealing why these aren't "men," but "literal children." What started as a "hunting" mission to "hit on chicks" quickly devolved into unbelievable boy drama. From a ridiculous $300 bite of lettuce to gawking at supermodels, dinn...
What do Taylor Swift and Tara have in common? They both locked up a man this year. This week on Bad Advice Only, we're recapping Tara's latest street harassment. It was just a regular day in New York City until a random man decided to get hands-on with Tara. What followed was a mix of pure rage and a chain of events that ended with a perp walk. This isn't just a story about surviving an attack; it's a guide to getting justice on your own terms, Bad Advice Only-style. ___________________...
Welcome back, Rat Pack! This week, we're taking a bullet for you. Tired of endless swiping and dead-end dates, our very own Ali is considering professional matchmaking. So we decided to do the reconnaissance work and apply to a matchmaking service so you don't have to. Join us as we go question by question, filling out the hilariously detailed, surprisingly intrusive, and maybe even a little sexist application. We'll give our raw, unfiltered take on every single prompt, from what makes a "goo...
Welcome back, Rat Pack! On this week's episode, we're getting up close and personal with the ugly side of our self-care habits. First up, "How New York is It?" We're airing all the dirty laundry about city life. From our alcoholic landlord's questionable habits to the unwelcome return of our mice and cockroaches, we're getting real about what it takes to survive in this city. Then, we're diving deep into the topic of "wellness"—specifically, the trashy, unapologetic ways we've bee...
Welcome back, Rat Pack! The dating app cleanse is over and the hunt is... well, over. But now that you've "won" the man and defined the relationship, WTF are you supposed to do next? First up in our Rat Dropping, we're recapping the latest NYC flash flood that turned our subway system into a scene straight out of the Titanic. Then, we're diving into the big questions: What is the point of a relationship? What is the end goal, anyway? We're taking a nostalgic, and chaotic, trip down memory lan...
Welcome back, Rat Pack! This week, we're sharing a full-body breakdown of everything that is physically wrong with us. Join us as we explore the humbling reality that while our thirties may be the prime of our lives, our bodies are not getting the memo. First up we have a Rat Dropping, where we will be diving into Tinder's newest feature. We'll give our unfiltered thoughts on whether this is a game-changer for romance or just another recipe for disaster. Then, buckle up for a full-body b...
Are you as absolutely done with the dating app circus as we are? Ready to burn it all down? This week on the Bad Advice Only podcast, your favorite Rat Girls are taking matters into their own chaotic hands and initiating the ultimate dating app cleanse – because sometimes, you just gotta delete them all! Join us as Ali recounts her latest saga: getting ghosted by a man from instagram who, for all we know, might've vanished in a bus accident. This existential dating crisis leads Ali to a drast...
Why break up with your boyfriend when you can break up with your BFF instead? This week on Bad Advice, Nora, Tara, and Ali are diving deep into the often-unspoken heartache of friend breakups. Get ready for raw confessions, tearful admissions, and laugh-out-loud moments as your favorite chaotic co-hosts navigate the messy world of ending friendships. Join Tara as she recounts the emotional toll of breaking up with a childhood friend, a bond she thought would last forever. Plus, in true Bad Ad...
This week, we're cracking open the vault (and a few taboos) with our first-ever guests! Join Tara and Ali as we welcome Jon Pichava Ferry, Managing Director, and Masha Potemkin, Director of Operations, from the one-and-only Bone Museum NYC. Ever wondered what it's really like to work with human remains every day? Get ready for a mind-blowing (and perhaps slightly raunchy) deep dive. We're talking: How they got into bones (it's not what you think!)Discovering the rarest, most unique bones in t...
Join Nora, Tara, and Ali for another unfiltered, raunchy, and totally unhinged episode of Bad Advice Only! This week, Ali shares a lighthearted update on her spine tumor diagnosis before we dive headfirst into her latest string of ghosting sagas. You'll hear about the mysterious "3-Timer" who vanished repeatedly, the tall ginger who talked serious but acted anything but, and the infamously cheap "Beef Tips" whose date ended in a sushi scandal and a potential park bench tragedy. Get ready for ...
Welcome back Rat Pack, this week we're pulling back the curtain on the wild, wired, and wonderfully chaotic world of sex, dating, and hookups in New York City's vibrant gay scene! If you're looking for polite pointers, you're in the wrong DM. But if you're ready for unhinged conversations, chaotic confessions, and the raunchiest, most unBElievable tales from the front lines of urban queer romance, you've found your new obsession. Get ready to laugh, gasp, and maybe even clutch your pear...
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