Dick and Jay start off the year making fun of new years resolutions. Jay shows off his research into addiction, and Dick tries really hard not to talk over Jay the whole time.
Dick and Jay discuss AI beverage choices. Dick decides to go down the time travel wormhole, while Jay writes a pleasant story about interstellar war.
Dick and Jay try to capture lightning in a bottle as Jay's recording equipment failed to record the first attempt of this episode. Dick comes face to face with his subconscious while being introduced to his own subtext, and Jay destroys our conventions of time.
A. K. Frailey joins Dick and Jay this week! Dick recommends some light reading, and Jay gets inspired to recycle.
Dick and Jay are only given one hour to write a Horror Story with a 500-word limit. This is Instead of one page, because Jay does not believe in changing font size and margins. Jay rekindles his childhood love of the Twilight Zone, and Dick loses a nickel.
Jay convinces Dick of the power of shoelaces, Dick breaks a cardinal rule.
Dick and Jay triumphantly return for a leaner and meaner season 2. Dick is accused of taking a page out of Jay’s playbook, and Jay tries to be sincere for once.
Dick and Jay invite screenwriter Aalok Rathod to the show! We realize Jay doesn’t know what dating is, Aalok shares a true ghost story, and Dick reinvents the holiday spirit.
Dick and Jay flip a coin and decide to pick a writing prompt for each other's stories. Dick finds out the band Europe’s big hit has nothing to do with the USS Nimitz, and Jay finds out he’s been playing a game all by himself.
Dick and Jay create characters before writing their short stories. Jay announces is unabashed love for Voltron, and Dick reveals that his ignorance prevents him from being Amicus curiae.
Interstate travel has shortened this week's production time, so our writers only spent 2 hours on their stories, that only take place in one room. Dick has an odd fascination with measuring in Qubits, and Jay obsesses about font size.
Dick and Jay put ideas in a blender. Dick gives reasons to believe in crystals, while Jay reveals an obsession for carnival barkers.
Dick and Jay encounter a real writer and do what they do best: invite them on to write some bad science fiction. Dick fancies himself an expert on quarters, Jay struggles to say thoughtful comments, and George educates us on the usefulness of comet strikes.
In this episode: Dick and Jay try to derail each other with the flip of a coin. Dick talks about the finer points of scouting, leadership, and space decapod crustaceans of the infraorder Brachyura. - Jay can’t stop admiring his writing and stares into the calm waters of his own witty quips.
Dick and Jay write short stories based on a user-submitted writing idea (kind of). Dick muses about the tax implications of Brother's Grimms' Fairy Tales, and Jay poises the question: Which is better a Dragon or a Megalodon?
This week our heroes try to envision colonies of robots. Jay tries to understand the subtle intricacies of robot dating, while Dick enters the slipstream for a ride with the space bees.
Dick and Jay reveal their lack of understanding of catchphrases, and mysterious atmospheric phenomena threaten to ruin two nights of recording attempts.
Dick and Jay must write a science fiction horror story. Dick gets ambushed by dialogue, and Jay laments exposition.
Dick and Jay get 4 hours to write a science fiction story, but, both dates they pick are in the past. Jay reveals which rock he lives under, and Dick reveals his love of social media.