You can't even walk in the forrest these days without seeing something you do not want to see. Also - how far would you go to impress someone you like? And where do stolen phones go? Can they find their way home?
How far are you willing to go to keep custody of your dog? Well Simm and Ross have the answer for you! In this episode you can also learn how to survive in prison and learn why being petty is actually a very ver y very good thing
Simmi and Ross come across the most deranged pie drama/behaviour of their lives. They also give you solidly bad advice to talk to girls...the worst but the funniest advice ever. Just wow.
The war over what is the best gatsby is getting out of control in Cape Town. Simmi and Ross thus need to chime in. They also speak about the worst bachelor party ideas, bad moments at a strip club and whether they would eat enough grapes and avoid a poisonous one.
In this episode we discuss if Siya Kolisi is the greatest rugby player of all time, how you should treat rude celebrities and what would Simmi and Ross do if they could go back to 1999. We also have a special feature from our mascot Steven. #straathond Awoo0OO00ooooooo
Simmi is trying to clear his name, We have listeners sending hills they would die on, is your partner cheating on you at a running club? Imagine finding out you've been fired via email and if your girlfriend leaves you but you share an apartment still - what would you do?
Simmi and Ross talk everything love from Galentines day, sending. girls roses and worst dates.
Christmas is a busy time for everyone - hence we only are releasing this episode in January. Listen to how Simmi and Ross tackle lip fillers, Christmas dinners with your ex, fighting Roadmen, strippers and receiving gifts you do not want from your lover
Octopuses, talking in your sleep and recording jams from it and trying to get a job with a criminal record and bad Mandela impersonations.
If you are a concerned parent, get your child's boyfriend/girlfriend deported. If you want to resign - use the sweet jar at work. More badvice from Simmi and Ross
In this episode Simmi and Ross reveal what apps to check if you think your significant other is cheating on you - or, which apps you should use. They also come up with the best excuses to skip work and if you have a cast because of a broken limn but the artwork that is drawn on it is not nice - they have a solution for you!
If your significant other ever asks you if you would love them as a worm - well we have an answer for you. If someone makes fun of your voice on a date - we have an answer for you. If you have an office wife/husband - well boy - do Simmi and Ross have an answer for you!
In this episode Simmi and Ross talk about hidden gems in South Africa, Koi fish and how to get more followers on the internet
Simmi and Ross want you to know that sugar water solves EVERYTHING and if you know a person with an ugly baby - they give solid solid SOLID tips on how to survive this phase of your life.
Do you know what a pum pum is? Well if it stinks Simmi and Ross both have the answer for you. Also if you have a running shoe problem we solve it but also, if you have a friend who is too humble they can lost.
Simmi and Ross show you the test for determining if you are a good storyteller. They also brainstorm ways to make your ex's life HELL. By the way - do any of you guys sleep on the floor? If not Simmi gives you the reasons why you should do that. Also get the advice you need to deal with your mean boss.
Simmi and Ross share their solidly bad advice about toxic workplaces, supporting your relatives when they are going through a tough time - help your aunty if she is sleeping in her car #vanlife and they help you determine if you even have the capabilities of having an open relationship.
In this episode Ross really wants to join Simmi on a run but he can"t, There is a war coming, Drake vs Kendrick, Which side are you on? Simmi suggests how Drake should have responded. Simmi and Ross answer your questions badly about dating a person without a social media presence, going to prison, getting and affidavit, meeting gangsters and running a prison syndicate.
Be petty with people you have a grudge against. If you see someone who has given you grief in the world - approach them. Also, Go to the police before you go into a fight - you wont regret this advice and wedding speeches. Ross and Simm will help you!
Should you stay in a relationship for a lithium battery so you have good wifi? How long can people watch Grey's Anatomy for? Can you have a girlfriend who is not your girlfriend but she thinks she is your girlfriend? Simmi and Ross bring you the worst advice