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Kurt Braunohler and Scotty Landes discuss the strange, fascinating, and just plain bananas news from around the world.
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Lauren Cook joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who was bit by a shark, spider and alligator, a maid of honor who almost ran over the best man, a teen who reported their stolen fake ID and then got arrested, a teen who was reunited with lost pet rooster after a Civil War reenactment and a movie based on the Uno card game! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Rhea Butcher joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how there are probably dinosaurs on the moon, baloney being confiscated at customs, a scientist who pumped hydrogen gas into his butthole, an 8 year who called out NPR for lack of dinosaur stories, the monster of Clearwater and how a prosthetic leg was mistaken for a pedophile! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sherry Cola joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about one of the world’s dullest men, a maraschino cherry factory in New York, a guy who pretended to not know what a potato was, the weirdest animal laws in America and a woman who chugged a bottle of cognac because she couldn’t take it through airport security! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Twinsies!

Twinsies!

2021-02-0201:06:021

Kurt and Scotty talk about penguins who were kicked out a sushi restaurant twice, twins separated at birth, a man who installed 11 speed bumps on his street, a man who was being fired and brought a clown for emotional support, a wife who stabbed her husband after finding old sex photos and Idaho’s rejected personalized license plates! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Raiza Licea joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a directory on which animals fart and which don’t, a man who lived at O’Hare airport for months, the religion behind Sleepytime Tea, a thief who stole a car with a kid in it and a girl who used a toy unicorn passport to travel! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jessica Chaffin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a rogue satellite full of geckos, turning a Peloton into a sex toy, a 6 ton potato AirBnb, a man who runs cold water over pizza to cool it down and a woman who was hit by the infamous Dave Matthews tour bus shitwave! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jessica Dobson of Deep Sea Diver joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Danish children’s show about a man with a huge penis, a man who got locked in a 24 Hour Fitness overnight, two stories about giant vagina sculptures, how an avocado was used in bank heists, a man who is tattooing himself turquoise and a man who got drunk and changed his name to Celine Dion! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Heavenly Bottom

Heavenly Bottom

2021-01-0554:061

On this week's Bananas Kurt and Scotty talk about a log that poops Christmas gifts, a son who is suing his parents for throwing away his porn, why you’ve probably kissed a drowning victim from the 1800's, the Pope’s Instagram account liking a risqué photo, a man who found closure after losing his leg and the story of a brother and sister who try to get a made up word into the dictionary! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jet Ski Romeo

Jet Ski Romeo

2020-12-2901:02:492

It's just Kurt and Scotty this week and they talk about Garfield phones washing ashore in France, a deer named Carrot, a mysterious booming sound in New Jersey, a lovesick man jet skiing to see his girlfriend and a man who impersonated a property owner to get a Cookie Monster mural painted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Natalie Palamides (new special Nate on Netflix) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a fight over ceramic dildos in New Zealand, a plane that had to turn around after the mom left baby at airport, the eruption of Mt Edgecumbe, a man allergic to the cold and how seagulls and pepperoni got a man banned from a hotel! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kara Klenk and Liza Treyger (new podcast That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast) chat with Kurt and Scotty about a woman who realizes she is her own twin, a man who tries to have sex with a pile of leaves, Garfield’s Nightmare theme park, long lines at an In & Out sparking a fight, a suspect trying to escape via underwater sea scooter and the time a Dave Matthews band bus dumped humane waste on a tour boat! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Michelle Buteau (new book Survival of the Thickest!) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man who impersonates trees, Four Loko shots, fried chicken scented fire logs, a missing Irish dolphin, a pants-less driver who was ejected through his moon roof, firefighters rescuing 3 men from a dryer and Amazon not translating Swedish correctly! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Lauren Lapkus joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who “died” after drinking too much and then returns to the party, a co-pilot who was sucked out of a plane during flight, John Waters donating his art collection, sending an attractive lookalike to a high school reunion, cheese wheel thieves and a man who finds a strange drink in a landfill! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Albertina Rizzo is back on Bananas to talk about a man cooking chicken in a Yellowstone hot spring, a drunk man who got into a shouting match with a dog, a farm containing crumbling statues and busts, a man selling discontinued Taco Bell tacos, an update on Canuck the crow, a black leopard who mauled a man and the story of a WWII veteran who was reunited with his dog tags! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Infectious Disease Researcher Laurel Bristow joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a mushroom that makes woman orgasm just by smelling it, a man who started an inferno trying to forge a sword, a robot hand you can take on walks, the world’s worst Airbnb, a woman who claims she’s an FBI agent to get free Chick-Fil-A and a teen who woke from a coma after hearing someone say his favorite food! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
WNBA star and Olympic gold medalist Sue Bird joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the butthole version of Cats, a person who turned their shed into a restaurant, a student who caused chaos testing engagement rings, the aggressive wild turkey in Oakland who was finally captured, an automatic camera mistaking a ref’s head for the ball and a woman who gave cops an unusual fake name! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Scientist Cara Santa Maria chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man calling 911 on a restaurant for too small clams, butthole sunning, creating a violent A.I. by making it read Reddit, a woman who brought 23 relatives to a blind date and a story about a lonely fish who has eaten all his friends! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Comedian Fortune Feimster joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who made a robot he controls with his butthole, a fifth grader who loves his Hooters face mask, a man who loves to drive NY buses and trains despite not working for MTA, a man who denies turning his house into a restaurant, losing 10 years of memory after bad constipation and a teen who covered himself in ranch dressing, destroyed a store and crashed his car! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Musician Phoebe Bridgers joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who fell off a cliff trying to save a puppy, parrots at a zoo who won’t stop swearing at people, a boy who eats nothing but sausages, Florida’s “nub city”, a man who took a garbage truck on a drunk driving adventure and a drunk pigeon in New Zealand! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who tattooed his face and turned his eyeballs black, a pregnant wife who saved her husband from a shark, a man who found an escaped prisoner, a man who went berserk after having five coffees, a woman who was arrested and had a lot of drugs inside her body and an 89 year old pizza delivery man who got a very nice tip! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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BC

Steak fries

Feb 17th
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ID19619055

They used to film this in my neighborhood and once I accidentally walked right into the middle of a scene. They were not happy. Not sure why they didn’t stop me sooner. 😂

Dec 30th
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ID19619055

OFallon is near St. Louis

Nov 29th
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BC

I think the reason why the hand is so creepy is because it crosses into uncanny valley

Nov 17th
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ID19619055

Yeah.....just avoid the Hate Chicken. It’s not good or funny.

Nov 17th
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BC

like dumb people town but more light-hearted

Nov 13th
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BC

I laughed a lot listening to this episode. children say the darndest things.

Oct 22nd
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Kat Tsigaras

I love this podcast so much - so glad it was recommended on #myfavoritemurder but I need to stop listening to it when I'm near my sleeping child because I'm prone to suddenly and very loudly laugh... To be fair, it is actually hilarious! 🤣😂 #bananaspodcast

Oct 17th
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BC

Good episode, burrowing owls are adorable.

Sep 29th
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Jordan Williams

I live in the Detroit area and my wife and I really wanted to try the treasure/scavenger hunt!

Aug 31st
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Mark Capps

New drinking game : Every time Erin Brockovich says "bananas" you have to drink....

Aug 25th
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Meow Meow

Dudes you lost my interest on your comments of Phish fans and your perspective of crystal gift giving.

Aug 15th
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Alex

I really love how many female comedians you guys have as guests. Not sure if it was an intentional move or not, but it's appreciated! Everyone's hilarious and listening is such a delight!

Aug 12th
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Liana Ilia

We had an iguana on our porch and our neighbor called the cops first, not knowing what to do. she was yelling "there's an iguana on your porch!" And the cop came and had to stand there for about a half hour before animal control came. we had an extra fish tank so we thought about putting it in there. This was in Wisconsin.

Jul 5th
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BC

I think Malcolm Gladwell did a podcast episode on Brian Williams

Jul 1st
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Jo

I think the fans should be called fananas!

Jun 24th
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Balake Valles

This is such a funny podcast 😂😂

Jun 8th
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Jennifer Nelson

Like, is it just may...or do all 3 "co-hosts" have like slight valley girl accents...like...right?

Jun 3rd
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BC

cygnets are baby swans, I think. goslings are baby geese.

May 30th
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Nikki Sanders

Came for Louise Belcher, stayed for a pretty neat podcast.

May 12th
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