Baseless Speculation

It's no secrtet round these here parts that the BS boys are looking forward to 'Avatar 3: now there's fire blue people!' But what do we think is going to happen? Will it be as good as the first to entries in this franchise? Will it make 10 Billion dollars at the box office? Probably not but let's find out!The Horses in the Avatar universe are known as Direhorse's. They have six legs and one of those hair dick things you can connect to. Pretty sweet. But are they as cool as regular earth horses? Obviously not. Nothing is superior to our beautiful earth Heese. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look I'll be honest, I know pretty much nothing about Mortal Kombat, while I was editing this and listening to the boys talk, I had no idea what was going on, but I had a good time, and you will too when you listen to this episode, that's the Sanspants guarantee... I think. Horses (Or Heese to use their correct plural term) are notoriously prominent fighters in the Mortal Kombat tournament. Since it began in 1284 (idfk man) there has been over 100 different horse champions. Good on those beautiful equestrian boys. Have a carrot on me lads. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Clayface! That Famous Batman Villain we all know and love. He's pretty cool I guess. Anyway he's getting a movie, and we're gonna figure out exactly what it's gonna be... eventually. We gotta get some hair talk done first, but we'll get to it. If Batman had a horse based villain he'd be probably be the best one and would kill him in like an hour or whatever because horses are sick. Also maybe he does already have a horse based villain. Don't at me. At Jackson instead. Pretend he wrote all of this and send all your complaints to him. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They're making another Predator Movie. What's it about, the subway guy? Hopefully not but why not talk about him anyway, and when we find the time we'll fit in some discussion on the upcoming Predator movie where we can. Predators would never hurt horses because they are good friends. (I've actually never seen a predator movie, so if one does kill a horse at some point just know that that one is a rogue and shunned from predator society.)Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow, now just titled Supergirl is the second upcoming project from the new DCU and boy are we jazzed. What will happen? Will there be a girl? Will she be super? Will Jackson or Zammit have to shave Spider-Man webs into their head? Time to find out I guess!Horses love a Sunday roast. Take them to a pub Carvery and they lose their fucking minds. It's pretty sick. Honestly they are just like me for real. Maybe I am just writing facts about myself now. Who knows. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FAN TAS TIC FOUR. Hopefully you read that in the way the way the choir sings it from the movie or whatever. Anyway it's been 10 years so it's time for another attempt at Marvel's first family, but will it be any good this time? Let's find out. Do you guys even care about my fun horse facts anymore? I feel like no one actually reads these. But if you do here's a special one just for you. The plural of Horse is Heese :)Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another Hollywood remake and it's bound to be a banger... Maybe. Edgar Wright is helming this updated version of the Running Man starring Glen Powell, but will it be any good? Let's find out. Time for another very fun and totally real Horse fact! Horses have adopted capitalism and as such are being crushed under its weight. Have a nice day. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's finally here, the movie we have all been anticipating ever since the post credit scene of Black Adam!!! Lets break down this newest iteration of the worlds most famous super hero! What did we think, did we love it? Is it pretty good? Should you let Jackson cuck you? Find out all the exciting answers to these questions and more in the episode. Fun Fact Superman is not a horse... so yeah... there you go... As you were. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look, we might have forgotten to do an episode on Fantastic Four until just now, but that doesn't mean we won't bring our usual high standard of journalistic integrity to breaking down and speculating all about this movie. Get ready for absolute cinema.... The cinema in question is this episode of Baseless speculation, not F4 just to be clear... That will probably be okay I guess. The Fantastic Four do not use horses to get about. Instead they choose to use a flying car or sometimes a rocket. Idiots if you ask me. Imagine a big rock man on a horse? How sick would that be?... These horse facts have really gone down hill haven't they?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay not really. But maybe we did, who knows? The only way to really find out is to listen to this beautiful podcast by three beautiful boys and then you'll know once and for all if we lied to you. There is a horse in a Spider-man movie that apparently has spider-man powers and that's pretty sick. But the Horse is also ridden by a cowboy Spider-man with cowboy spider powers and that's even sicker. So pretty cool horse fact I think we can all agree. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spooky Spooky Ghosts, Spooky Spooky Dolls, and the perhaps the scariest thing of all, a pair of no good scam artists! What is this franchise? What Is next for the Warrens and their long history of being upstanding good people who never had sex with anyone underage. Don't Worry about it. Anyway let's find out. Horse Ghosts are 100% real and if you kill one that spooky mf will haunt you until the day you die, Legally I cannot tell you how I know this information, just trust me. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jurassic World 4, or Jurassic Park 7, however you wanna think of it, they sure did make another dinosaur movie, but what is gonna happen? Will we finally get human dinosaurs? Probably not but that would be pretty sweet, anyway listen to us talk about that movie or shut up. Horses share 95% of their DNA with dinosaurs. I'll be honest I made this one up, but that would be cool right? Imagine horse dinosaurs. Pretty sick. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Skibidi Toilet, the newest thing that is rotting all the brains of those iPad kids all over the world! Apparently it's gonna be a movie so lets figure out wtf it actually is and what is gonna happen in this new Michael Bay Masterpiece!Horses are unable to use regular toilets since they are so large Instead they are forced to relieve themselves out in the fields which is both cruel and gross. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 Years Later, a movie set 23 Years after, 28 Days Later. Absolute hack. Wait 5 years. Anyway this movie is coming out so maybe Zombies are coming back into the zeitgeist. Did they ever really leave? there is like 1000 Walking Dead shows so who knows, but is anyone even watching them? Maybe but who cares because we are here to talk about a different zombie thing.... some of the time anyway. Horses are actually immune to the Zombie virus. Think about it. Have you ever seen a zombie horse? check mate atheists. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elio - Pixar's newest adventure about a little boy going to space but there has been all kinds of trouble behind the scenes and potentially the movie has been entirely changed. Can it be salvaged? Will it be any good? What would we do for a million dollars? Come find out I guess. Jackson has sniffed up to 25 horses (Unverified)Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Predator Killer of Killers is a brand new show coming out soon about everyones favourite murderous monster, doing what it does best across time, so join us as we barely talk about that and mostly discuss the complexities of cinema etiquette, and Jackson cleaning in the nude! It's a good fun time!Horses have a very low tolerance for dumb people, meaning they would absolutely hate you. Lol get wrecked. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We watched the first two episodes, so we might as well finish the season I guess. Can we tell it was broken up and completely rewritten into a different show? Yeah absolutely it's very obvious, but we'll have a good time breaking it all down and talking about Jacksons many many many eccentric quirks. Horses are not blind and do not fight crime. This makes them unlike Daredevil in that respect. You cannot deny that is fundamentally a fact about horses, and if you try to I'll see you in court. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are movies back? is Marvel back? Are we back??? All these questions and more will be answered (probably not) We saw Thunderbolts Asterix and now we definitively know what the Asterix is for. You gotta listen to find out though. Engagement bait etc. There are zero horses in the Thunderbolts* Movie... maybe. I've only seen it once at this point but like maybe there's one in the background somewhere or like on a billboard ad in New York or something? Anyway point is I'm pretty sure there are no horses in this movie which is your horse fun fact for this weeks... Yes this counts. Fuck you.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They sure do love to tell us a big new Star Wars movie is coming. Not so much actually making them but boy do they love telling us they are definitely going to happen. Let's take a look and see exactly what has been announced since the last Star Wars movie was released. So many great movies to look forward to that absolutely will 100% come out... right?Fun Fact if you told a horse that you love them they would judge you super hard. Turns out they just like you as a friend and all the time you put in developing your relationship with your beautiful horse actually meant nothing to them, they would much rather date another horse than you... On an unrelated note I am looking to sell a horse. Get in touch to discuss the details. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thunderbolts Asterix. What does the Asterix mean? Will they be the Dark Avengers? Will they be the regular Avengers? Will they be the Suicide Squad but for Marvel? Who knows but lets try to figure out what is happening and what is to come in marvel movie number 4763! Did you know that Horses actually love podcasts. Specifically this one. They think it's so sick and honestly the only reason these facts are here each and every week is so that the beautiful horse kind can learn more about themselves. Good for them I reckon. Shout out to all our horse listeners. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.