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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
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Find out what candy civil war general George Washington gave to his troops for good luck!
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You better not give us a one-star review, because we saw you give Arby's a five...
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This week's episode is hosted by Cryptine Schiefear and Alexandirt Bansheefer
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Apologies in advance if Christine sounds too much like a sarcastic crocodile.
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The scariest thing about a prop should not be the price tag.
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FLATULENCE ALLOWED AND SELECTIVE HEARING ONLY
Check out Christine's feature on Baywatchers! https://open.spotify.com/episode/3Tf1cKnDcZV9OLwQPbipfx?si=8c578caa036e49b6
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It's not even Xandy's birthday today.
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Set your reminders to listen to this episode in 2035!
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When you're done listening to this episode, could you bring our mom some nacho cheese?
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"Prepare for rude surprises!" We're having a topsy-turvy week over here at Sandmonster HQ so please enjoy one of our favorite live shows - Washington, DC! (Full video version on Patreon!)
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Happy Good Friday! We're gonna kick you right in the ass.
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"I know this isn't a forum to defend ourselves..." proceed to defend ourselves.
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We are eagerly awaiting your powerpoint applications.
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We're still not totally sure what Wisconsin Dells is...
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In this episode there's a bird with a taste for human flesh and a Christine with a taste for earthworms.
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Our 7/11 live show from Salt Lake City!
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Did you know we went to Catholic school?
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If you see Xandy looking for compliments at your local dog groomer... no you didn't.
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I have two unrelated friends who have both worked at Dollar trees and have both been robbed at gunpoint there. it is truly a shared cultural experience.
I'm dying listening to the long run-on sentences 😄 🤣 😂 😆
#vegas.... the person who posted this review appears to be mob movie obcessed. the phrase Made-Man is cliché mob speak for someone who has killed someone. I don't think they fully understand the meaning, but hey, it sounds cool.
The "Oh Pee 2" review used the phrase "not a viable option" three times in two sentences 🤣
I've never been so nervous listening to an episode. my dad is a wedding dj. has been my entire 35+ years of life & no one can have a squeaky clean record right? 😊
u try so hard to be inclusive that your actually disrespecting everyone else that is not gay, trans, or black... I HAYE that you just want to jump on whatever bandwagon you deem is supposed to be correct Now. it is pathetic you people can't be ur selves
ii agree with Foxy pear or foxypair too. y r the gas chambers even there! tear em down! who wants to remember that shit!?
I agree with sandy actually? sorry but not sorry & who TF worried about tp during a pandemic... tjis world is fucked
I think Kevin Sorbo is who Christine was thinking of...
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yea... EXACTLY!!! STOP THE ILLEGALS!!!! STOP EMPLOYING & GIVING FREE MONEY TO THESE IMMIGRANTS!!!!!!
I might be really late to the game but I'm pretty sure Tmotb is the mark of the beast.
Christine has become wholly unlikable.
I'm black and we say high siddity all the time. It's usually an adjective for people who act like they're better than you.
THERE IS NO GENDER SPECTRUM... PATHETIC
Geico is owned by Berkshire Hathaway. Which is owened by Warren Buffet. An American. I always thought the Geico gecko was Australian?
I cant listen to any episodes any more. they just say there's an error playing it. I can listen to any other podcast no problems. Sad because I love this one.
funny thing..... lol. there is such thing as cat litter called Klitter. it's litter made from tofu 🤦♀️🤣
anyone else having an error playing/ downloading this episode?
I can't download episodes 20-45 😕 I've tried waiting until I can connect to my home WiFi but still won't download. Not sure if there's anything that can be done to resolve this but making you aware of this issue.