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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.
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Tune in next week for 364: Reviews of Great Wolf Spider LodgeStuff here: www.beachtoosandy.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Throw on your finest Armani tracksuit, because we've got hospitals to complain about.See Nurse Blake on tour or on the open sea!! https://www.nurseblake.com/Follow him on Instagram @Nurse.Blake and TikTok @NurseBlakeJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetFind us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Happy Halloween! Or Sad Halloween in Xandy's case!I don't feel like writing anything else here today. Go google us or something.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Last show of our 2025 tour is this Saturday!! Get your tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We're excited to share our Plano show with you!! Just three more shows left: Seattle tonight, Portland tomorrow, and New York on the 25th. Get your tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Tune in next week for another edition of The Priestly Priest Report.See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetFind us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
You’ve been revolving around this sushi restaurant for 27 years! See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetFind us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Midwest shows are happening now! Kansas City tonight! Omaha tomorrow! St. Louis Friday! Malort Sunday!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon for free! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetFind us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Send in the clowns!See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetFind us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Taking a break from Cracker Barrel content...... for now.See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetFind us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAPSee us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetFind us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Already looks like we need to do a follow-up episode...See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetFind us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Support elevator victims making movies: https://gofund.me/9a321873 See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetFind us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Indy and Detroit here we come!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour
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This episode is best enjoyed in a T.J. Maxx bathroom.
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Indy and Detroit here we come!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour
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PLEASE!!! Do one on Extended Stay America. I'm staying in the "Springs" area for a month, and have heard that they each have their own drama. I've always been at Hilton properties. What's the worst that could happen at an extended Stay hotel? - Gunner Girl
From a background where everyone was military, medical, psychiatric, or a combo (and I'm still a recovering Catholic), this episode is pure gold! - Gunner Girl
I'm playing alone, buy you guys are perfect entertainment for only-only children.
triage nurse!
Who doesn't love skipping fairies? I don't want f'n Deborah!
My fiance says the earth is flat...because I'm his whole world 🤣
next time you and/or Em are in Toronto come to the Hockey Hall of Fame. It's said to be haunted by the ghost of Dorothea Mae Elliott, a former Bank of Montreal teller. She flickers lights, moves objects, cold spots and feelings of being watched. The Hall of Fame doesn't acknowledge the ghosts existence.
the review that makes no sense is almost a word for word quote of dr evils monologue from Austin powers https://youtu.be/lTJj4wbmAhk?si=O-0JnCZ_fcijBiqX
its not noeki its gnohci (how its pronounced)
Went right to Tubi and watched the 1st 5min of Assassin 33AD! haaaaaa!
For clarification, ICP does in fact hate the confederacy, so them ripping and burning the confederate flag sounds right.
I relate to the voicemail so hard. I used to work at a pet store & more than 1 complaint against me from customers for refusing to sell them an animal. luckily my manager always backed me up b/c it was usually something like "no, I'm not selling you a THIRD guinea pig to kill" or "no, you can't put this brackish water dish in your freshwater tank"
thank you Xandy for coming up with Metro Station - I was screaming it in my head!
yes, fans own the Packers. my dad owns shares. so I guess that means he's in a cult!
I have two unrelated friends who have both worked at Dollar trees and have both been robbed at gunpoint there. it is truly a shared cultural experience.
I'm dying listening to the long run-on sentences 😄 🤣 😂 😆
#vegas.... the person who posted this review appears to be mob movie obcessed. the phrase Made-Man is cliché mob speak for someone who has killed someone. I don't think they fully understand the meaning, but hey, it sounds cool.
The "Oh Pee 2" review used the phrase "not a viable option" three times in two sentences 🤣
I've never been so nervous listening to an episode. my dad is a wedding dj. has been my entire 35+ years of life & no one can have a squeaky clean record right? 😊
u try so hard to be inclusive that your actually disrespecting everyone else that is not gay, trans, or black... I HAYE that you just want to jump on whatever bandwagon you deem is supposed to be correct Now. it is pathetic you people can't be ur selves