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For 25 years, Kevin Smith has tried to make his beardless, dickless twin of a daughter Harley laugh in real life. Now he does it every week on a podcast.
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Harley and Kevin wrap up Beardless, Dickless Me LIVE at Smodcastle Cinemas in Atlantic Highlands, NJ on Sunday, August 3, 2025. PLUS: BACK TO THE ABATTOIR!
Harley and Kevin perform Beardless, Dickless Me LIVE at Smodcastle Cinemas in Atlantic Highlands, NJ on Sunday, August 3, 2025. PLUS: GIVE ME BACK MY NAME!
Kevin learns of a familial connection to a serial killer and Harley has a stray cat story. PLUS: Biting Bill!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin visits Momily and Harley gets a surprise! PLUS: It's the last studio show! See you LIVE in NJ!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Harley is dealing with Unstoppa-Bill and Kevin has a comic book drop today. PLUS: Kevin’s Favorite Ride and only two more to go!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin is accused of Seuss-ian rhymes and Harley talks trends and Labubu. PLUS: A live show update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The beginning of the end. Kevin talks about Cannes, Harley talks about Spain, and both talk about the end of BDM as we know it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin and Harley discuss Dogma and how art can be impactful.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Harley and Bill have their first Easter and Kevin’s in the Jay Ward. PLUS: Kevin’s still touring, dogmamovie.com!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin wins Mr. Steak and Harley gets it Fresco style. PLUS: Kevin is still on the Dogma Resurrection tour. See it with him! dogmamovie.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin and Harley learn to pronounce words and answer questions from listeners.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Before Kevin goes on the Dogma tour, Harley has questions… about the 90’s. Plus: Harley has to sell some shirts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin recounts an entire film franchise. Harley longs to live in an Epic Universe. Plus: The Conclusion of the eBay Epic.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin talks about the surprise sudden re-release of Dogma! Harley records a voice track for a cartoon! Plus: The Devil Went Down to Georgia.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin has big, life-changing news! Harley has a normal, unexceptional weekend! Plus: Dixon the Cuck Cow!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Harley’s making music! Kevin’s snatching victory from the jaws of eBay defeat! Plus: Kev gets existential.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin can’t stop shopping eBay! Harley conducts a quiz! Plus: Tales of Facebook Marketplace Meet-Ups!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Harley drops her single and Kevin brings the Bible to life! Plus: The show falls into a Pigeon hole.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Harley has a hypothetical for her Father as she takes over the show. Kevin teases details of his next film. Plus: Beardless, Dickless Live?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin talks about the Aural Sects Tour and Harley builds the 50th Episode live show in real time. Plus: Rocky and Bullwinkle!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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the opening to this episode had my eyes teary like I was actually Kevin Smith.