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Beards and Sundries: The Ultimate LGBTQIA+ Comedy Podcast
Welcome to Beards and Sundries, the unfiltered, laugh-out-loud podcast where three bearded gay millennial daddies serve up comedy, silly stories, and a deep dive into queer culture. Now in its 6th season, we’re fully embracing our “villain era” with bold conversations that tackle everything from pop culture nostalgia to personal adventures with a dash of sass.
Each episode is a mix of hilarity, heartfelt moments, and relatable insights, reflecting on what it means to live authentically in today’s world as proudly imperfect millennials. Whether you’re here for outrageous banter, a dose of queer camaraderie, or just a good laugh, this is the podcast for you.
Why You’ll Love It:
• Hilarious and unapologetic takes on LGBTQIA+ life
• Bold storytelling and cheeky takes on millennial and queer culture
• Raw, real, and ridiculously relatable conversations
• A show proudly rated 5 out of 6 balls—because perfection is overrated!
So, grab your favorite drink, hit subscribe on your go-to podcast platform, and join the Beards and Sundries community for a fabulous, funny, and unfiltered journey with your three favorite bearded millennial besties.
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This week on Beards & Sundries, we fully surrender to Christmas chaos. In the first half, we break down our very specific (and very strong) opinions on Christmas music — what belongs on repeat, what gets skipped immediately, and what should absolutely not be played in public settings.In the second half, we take a nostalgic turn and revisit some of our old commercials (growth is optional), then try to guess which unhinged songs would be blasting on 88.8 The Butt — our sponsor this week with their Christmas Month Radio Show Special. It’s louder, dumber, and somehow more festive than ever.After the break, we hear from a ton of listeners this week, then wrap things up with a game to determine who our true top top is, courtesy of Spotify Wrapped exposing everyone’s listening habits.It’s chaotic, loud, and full of holiday nonsense — exactly how Christmas should be.🎧 Tune in, grab the aux, and prepare to argue about holiday music.✨ Join the Christmas chaos: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — it’s literally the only gift we want.
This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re taking a joyride straight back to the 2000s — a simpler, weirder time when Jeff Dunham, the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, and dial-up internet had us all in a chokehold. We unpack the chaos of early comedy, questionable fashion, and just how feral online life really was back then.Jay also spills a little family drama (because what’s nostalgia without trauma?), and naturally, things spiral into full-blown laughter from there.Our faithful sponsor this week? 88.8 The Butt™ — the morning radio show that refuses to quit, just like your favorite pair of bootcut jeans.After the break, we hear from listeners who proudly have us as their top podcast on Spotify Wrapped (you’re our people ❤️), then roast our own Wrapped results — because apparently, we have no taste and no shame.🎧 Tune in for nostalgia, nonsense, and noise levels that would’ve crashed a 2004 Dell desktop.✨ Blast from the past: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll send Larry the Cable Guy to do your voicemail greeting.
This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re going full investigative journalist — minus the credibility — as we talk true crime and the strange obsession the world (and us) has with it. From wild theories to real-life mysteries, nothing is off-limits… except maybe our search history after this episode.In the second half, we dive deep into the JonBenét Ramsey case, which means chaos, speculation, and way too many inappropriate jokes.Our totally legitimate sponsor this week? Garottes to K*ll Anthony™ — the only product guaranteed to shut Anthony up... permanently.After the break, we hear from our beloved Beardos before wrapping things up with a game that somehow turned into an actual crime. (No worries — the statute of limitations has probably expired.)🎧 Tune in for conspiracy, comedy, and crimes we definitely didn’t commit.✨ Investigate with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll reopen your cold case.
This week on Beards & Sundries, we get real — like, actually real — as we dive into constructive criticism, self-awareness, and learning how to handle ourselves (and each other) a little better. It’s part therapy session, part comedy show, and somehow still a mess… but in the best way.We even open up about a real moment of discourse in our friendship — how we handled it, what we learned, and why talking it out (on a mic, obviously) works better than bottling it up.Of course, it’s not all tears — there’s still plenty of laughter, a healthy dose of sarcasm, and the glorious return of our favorite sponsor: 88.8 The Butt™ — Morning Radio for People Who Think Fart Jokes Are Therapy.After the break, we read some heartfelt (and hysterical) messages from our Beardos, discover that Jay desperately needs new glasses, and wrap it all up with a short but eye-opening game inspired by the day’s news.🎧 Tune in for feelings, fart jokes, and a side of emotional growth — Thanksgiving edition.✨ Get cozy with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — it’s cheaper than therapy.
This week on Beards & Sundries, things get real spicy as we talk all about sex — the good, the bad, and the “how did I even pull that off?” From our wild younger days to how age changes the game (and the stamina), nothing’s off limits. In the second half, we dive into our kinks — and yes, it’s every bit as chaotic, hilarious, and questionably educational as you’d expect. There’s at least one thing we probably shouldn’t have said on record. Our sponsor this week? Jay’s Kink Demonstration™ — a fully clothed, poorly supervised educational experience in dominance… and confusion. After the break, we hear from our beloved Beardos before ending the show with a wild round of Never Have I Ever, where things get personal fast and our moral compasses officially retire. 🎧 Tune in for laughs, blushes, and stories that could never air on network TV. ✨ Come be bad with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll tell your mom what your kink is.
This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re celebrating the ultimate holiday — Thanksgiving — the one time of year it’s socially acceptable to eat an entire pie and call it gratitude. Our sponsor this week? The Pronunciate Dictionary™ — finally, a book to help Jay say literally anything correctly. (Available wherever words are butchered.) After the break, things get surprisingly heartfelt as we dive into a real therapy session about our friendship — and somehow, no one cries… probably. Then, we wrap things up with a round of Smash or Pass: Mid-Century Modern Thanksgiving Dishes, featuring culinary crimes like gelatin salads and mystery meats that should’ve stayed in 1957. Make it to the end, and you’ll laugh so hard you’ll need leftovers for recovery. 🎧 Tune in for food, feelings, and full-blown foolishness. ✨ Come feast with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll make you eat aspic.
This week on Beards & Sundries, the stars finally aligned — because Amazon didn’t crash our studio for once! Instead, we went intergalactic and talked about space, the mysterious 3I/ATLAS object, and the ongoing scam known as daylight savings time (seriously, who keeps approving this?). Then, we dive headfirst into the Mandela Effect, where we realize CERN probably broke reality — because Fruit of the Loom absolutely had a cornucopia. We remember. You remember. Someone’s lying. Our sponsor this week? The Cornucopia Conundrum™ — the psychological thriller that may or may not exist, depending on which timeline you’re from. Anthony started the episode with very low expectations for this topic, but ended up having the time of his life. Naturally, Jay won’t shut up about it post-recording. After the break, we invent entire new universes that prove why we shouldn’t be allowed near microphones unsupervised. 🎧 Tune in for space talk, time chaos, and multiverse-level nonsense. ✨ Step into the void: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll have CERN delete your cornucopia too.
This week on Beards & Sundries, everything that could go wrong… did. Thanks to Amazon Web Services having a meltdown of biblical proportions, our studio crashed, our edits broke, and honestly — we’re lucky this episode even exists. But hey, the chaos fits us. Between tech disasters, we dive into the supernatural: ghosts, aliens, and all the creepy mysteries that make us question reality (and our Wi-Fi). Then we take things up a notch with a trip to Area 51, where Jay did NOT raid... damn. Our sponsor this week? OnlyFans.com/Mothman™ — the cryptid who proves that sometimes it is about the wingspan. After the break, we hear from one brave listener before ending with a delightfully deranged round of F*ck, Marry, K*ll, because nothing says “technical difficulties” like rating your romantic options mid-apocalypse. 🎧 Tune in for ghosts, glitches, and gays — in that order. ✨ Beam us up (if the servers stay online): 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or Mothman’s sending you AWS downtime energy.
Gather ‘round the rainbow campfire, kids — this week on Beards & Sundries, we’re sharing our deepest fears. From creepy crawlies to commitment issues, nothing is off-limits. Jay, of course, is terrified of something completely absurd (and honestly? relatable).After the break, we face our fears head-on — or at least pretend to — and decide which ones are actually rational… and which are just gay panic in disguise.This week’s sponsor? Mary Planner’s Cauliflower Cheesecake™ — the only dessert that’ll make you question God, science, and why Mary keeps doing this.We wrap things up with listener messages and a game of Would You Rather, where the choices are apparently pretty easy?🎧 Tune in for fear, laughter, and enough chaos to raise Goosebumps.✨ Scream responsibly: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or Mary will bake you a cauliflower cheesecake.
This week on Beards & Sundries, we face the ultimate terror — aging. From back pain that hits like a jump scare to skincare routines that could fund a small nation, we’re laughing (and crying) through the slow decay of our youthful glow. In the second half, we class things up just a little with a chat about horror literature — because if we’re gonna be scared, it might as well be by a book and not our reflection. Our very scientific sponsor this week: The Anti-Aging Suppository™ — it’s totally natural, easy to insert, and may cause side effects such as broken headboards, leakage, and being a bad boy. (Spoiler: it’s a p*nis.) After the break, we hear from our listeners and dive into a spontaneous round of F*ck, M*rry, K*ll, because nothing says emotional maturity like ranking people you’ll never meet. 🎧 Tune in for horror, humor, and at least one conversation we’ll regret later. ✨ Stay youthful, kind of: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll send you a complimentary Anti-Aging Suppository. No returns accepted.
This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re asking the eternal question: are horror movie victims actually dumb… or would we make the exact same boneheaded choices while running through the woods in the dark? Spoiler: one of us is tripping, one of us is screaming, and one of us is already dead in the opening credits.In the second half, we get brutally honest about how we’d survive in a horror flick (or, more accurately, how we wouldn’t). Would we outsmart the killer, or die trying to grab snacks on the way out? Place your bets.This week’s sponsor? Poke 2™ — the unnecessary sequel no one asked for, but everyone gets anyway. (Seriously, who greenlit this?)After the break, we chat with our beloved Beardos before Anthony challenges us to a game of Name That Horror Franchise — where his clues are just vague enough to be useless.🎧 Tune in for screams, laughs, and the kind of survival plans that would get us all killed in the first 15 minutes.✨ Survive with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll hide in the basement with the lights off and wait for you.
This week on Beards & Sundries, Jay is back from his big gay European adventure and ready to spill all the tea — from cobblestone chaos to international wine goggles. He even dishes out his best survival tips for long-haul flights (spoiler: none involve crying in the airplane bathroom, but it’s implied).Our sponsor this week is BS Lingo™ — the only language app that teaches you essential phrases like “Where’s the wine?” and “No, I will not clap when the plane lands.”After that, we check in with listener emails before Joe tortures us with a game of Guess That In-Flight Food Price. $12 for a bag of chips? Sounds about right.All of this while Jay is still fighting off jet lag, which only makes the chaos better.🎧 Tune in for exhausted laughs, overpriced snacks, and questionable travel advice.✨ Fly with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll make you download BS Lingo and learn “Where’s the bathroom?” in Klingon.
Beardos, Joe, Jay, and Anthony have been on individual fitness journeys and as a result, they've found themselves shopping for new outfits more often. A task gay men notoriously hate... this week in the break room, we're talking about some of our favorite styles and what all Jay is going to be wearing (or not wearing) on his cruise! Join us for a scantily clad discussion as we attempt to stay on subject during yet another lunch break in the Beards & Sundries Market.🎧 Come laugh at us (and with us). We deserve it.📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll make you hold our spot in line at Trader Joe’s.
Beardos, in a shocking turn of events at the market, Joe, Jay, and Anthony have produced an episode that is, dare I say, empathetic towards children. You won't want to miss this one, if only to revel in the fact of our near caring about tiny humans.🎧 Come laugh at us (and with us). We deserve it. 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll make you hold our spot in line at Trader Joe’s.
This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re venting about doctor appointments — the waiting rooms, the bills, the mystery pokes and prods — and of course, Jay’s medical adventures that somehow veer into territory no HIPAA form could prepare you for. Proudly sponsored by The Beards & Sundries Free Clinic™ — because nothing says “quality healthcare” like a clipboard, a coupon, and three gays with stethoscopes... and a weird rash. We also play our new favorite game: Name That Doctor Nobody’s Ever Heard Of! As always, it’s unhinged, it’s messy, and it’s exactly what you signed up for. 🎧 Tune in for medical chaos with zero co-pay. ✨ Wanna book an appointment? 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll schedule you a colonoscopy with Dr. Phil.
This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re raging against life’s tiny annoyances — the petty little inconveniences that shouldn’t matter but somehow ruin our whole vibe. Jay even gets a little intimate with a story that… well, you’ll just have to hear it to believe it.Our iconic sponsor this week? 88.8 The Butt — Morning Radio for People Who Think Fart Jokes Are Still Funny. (They are. Don’t lie.)We also hear from listeners before Joe drags us into a round of Smash or Pass: Fair Food Edition — because the Minnesota State Fair is coming, and someone has to judge whether deep-fried butter is sexy or just a crime.As always, chaos reigns, laughs are loud (RIP Jay’s decibel meter), and you’ll wonder how we’re still allowed microphones.🎧 Tune in and embrace the nonsense.✨ Want in? 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll send 88.8 The Butt to prank-call your Grandma.
This week on Beards & Sundries, we turn the spotlight (and the shade) on ourselves — because honestly, white people are out here acting real unhinged. From pumpkin spice addictions to clapping when the plane lands, we roast our own people with love… and just a dash of embarrassment.Proudly brought to you by our sponsor The Junk Room — the gay bar where one man’s junk is another man’s treasure, and sometimes it’s just junk.Of course, the usual chaos persists: tangents that go nowhere, jokes that go too far, and the kind of ridiculousness you’ve come to expect from three bearded gays with microphones.🎧 Come laugh at us (and with us). We deserve it.✨ Join the circus: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll make you hold our spot in line at Trader Joe’s.
This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re diving into the nightmare fuel that is toxic coworkers. You know the ones — the “we’re all family here” types who think free pizza makes up for unpaid overtime. In the second half, we flip the script and imagine just how spectacularly awful we could be as coworkers ourselves… purely for revenge, of course (HR, this is a joke). After a quick word from our very nutritious sponsor Booger Bandit Cereal™ — part of a complete breakfast— we dig into listener content and then stir up drama straight from Reddit’s Am I The Asshole. Spoiler: sassy gays + messy strangers = the gossip feast you didn’t know you needed. 🎧 Tune in for laughs, shade, and at least one coworker story that’ll make you glad you quit. ✨ Be messy with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll assign you to share a cubicle with your least favorite coworker.
This episode kicks off with a deep dive into the most important topic of our time: sandwiches. Hot, cold, toasted, stacked — we’re talking all things bread and filling like it’s our TED Talk. Somewhere in the middle, we spiral into an aggressively stupid bit about the old “All Fruit” commercial, and it just… doesn’t stop. We’re not proud, but we are laughing. 🎧 Join us for an hour of carbs, chaos, and questionable condiment choices. ✨ Hungry for more? 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll replace your mayo with Miracle Whip and make you say “please pass the All Fruit” in public.
This week on Beards & Sundries, we kick off with childhood summer memories: sticky snacks, suspicious church camps, and Jay's questionable hotdog etiquette. Anthony reveals his deep spiritual connection to Vacation Bible School, and we spiral from there. Then we turn our attention to the human dumpster fire known as Ryan Walters and Oklahoma proudly sliding into 50th place in education. Don’t worry — we’re laughing through the disappointment. Because otherwise? Jail. Then it’s game time, and we’re playing Smash or Pass: Ice Cream Flavors — the only bracket that matters this summer. Things get heated as we take down basic flavors, weird combos, and yes… we finally confront the cursed chaos that is Spumoni. Justice is served (cold). ✨ Sponsored by: 🚗 The National Liberator™ — the only vehicle designed to metaphorically plow through political nonsense at 60mph. It’s not road rage, it’s patriotism. 🎧 Listen in for laughs, hot takes, and frozen treats that deserve respect. 💥 Want to rage or rave? 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll assume you voted for fascism. Ew.
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